McNugget Recall

[Paul in Saudi]

If you have eaten chicken nuggets recently, just stop reading.

Spoiler :

Human bones have been found in a factory that provides (or provided) meat for chicken nuggets. Human DNA has been found in the grinders.

Don't click on the link either.

Relax, there is a recall. No problem.

 

[Lexicus]

The article also says the factory supplied to Burger King and Wendy's too so if you thought you were safe just not eating McDonald's....

Seriously wacky story - could be part of a Breaking Bad story arc

 

[Cheetah]

Soylent McNuggets!

 

[gay_Aleks]

Waste not, want not.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I just had some nuggers on Sunday. :-(

 

[gay_Aleks]

You got to the bone of the problem.

 

[Arakhor]

Welcome to the Andale branch of McDonalds (established 2287)!

 

[gay_Aleks]

Unlike Andale, however, you can't just solve the problem by shooting their faces up or getting free McNuggets if you keep their secret until the end of your life.

 

[Arakhor]

Iguana bits - I'm lovin' it!

 

[gay_Aleks]

Made by fresh humans. Accept no substitutes!

 

[Arakhor]

Now with added calcium, fresh from the factory floor!

 

[gay_Aleks]

It's perfect for those times when you just wanna sink your teeth into the thick of it!

 

[warpus]

McNuggts have always seemed the most ghetto of all offerings at McDonalds. I have tried them before, but they just taste so bland, something you'd feed to your pigs.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Hmm...Speaking of feeding pigs, my graveyard shift has come up!

 

[hobbsyoyo]

McNuggts have always seemed the most ghetto of all offerings at McDonalds. I have tried them before, but they just taste so bland, something you'd feed to your pigs.

You have demonstrably bad tastes. So there's that.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Uhm, I'm not sure if the website in the link is satire or run by genuinely crazy people, but I don't think it's a credible source...

 

[warpus]

You have demonstrably bad tastes. So there's that.

Are you talking about my Laythe rescue craft design again? My taste in spacecraft design has obviously been proven to be superior to yours! Looked so much sexier, too! My tastes = demonstrably superior

 

[Ryika]

That's exactly why I'm a vegetarian. I knew one day such an article would show up and I could say: "That's exactly why I'm a vegetarian."

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Are you talking about my Laythe rescue craft design again? My taste in spacecraft design has obviously been proven to be superior to yours! Looked so much sexier, too! My tastes = demonstrably superior

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[Snerk]

But were they free range humans??