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Top 5 of the most frustrating arguments put forth by PAP supporters this election.

5) Don't change the system when it is not broken.
4) PAP has led us through thick and thin for the last 40 years.
3) That can't work in Singapore, we are an Asian society.
2) Our country is so much better off than Malaysia, do you want us to be like Malaysia?
1) You ungrateful SOB. Do you know what Lee Kuan Yew has done for you???
 
Top 5 Reigning queens of England/Britain/UK

5. Anne
4. Elizabeth II
3. Victoria
2. Elizabeth I
1. Freddie, Brian, John, Roger

Not a very much of a list when there was like only 8 regnant Queens in the entire history of the British Isle.
 
Top 5 things any good OTer as to go through

5. Plan the invasion of Sark
4. Spend a couple of threads watching CivG complain about his lack of... a job
3. Have some historical fact corrected/clarifyed/explained by Dachs, preferrably with its corresponding mastodontic post in the world history section that no one is gonna read
2. Read Perfection's spam at least once
1. Discuss Poland's geographic location
 
I have done everyone of those things!

Top 5 things any good Oter has to go through

5. Knowing the memes radioactive monkeys and 'stole my camera and my pants'
4. Partake in the April 1st resistance
3. Burning hatred of Aployton
2. Alter a map
1. Praise CFCOT for being so intellectually stimulating and then feel the need to troll someone else.
 
And what is Sark?
Part of the Channel Islands. Really small. Semiautonomous. Last "feudal state" in Europe. The dust-up surrounding its government changes in 2008 was accompanied by several CFCOT threads planning an invasion thereof; we could easily overwhelm them by sheer numbers alone if we gave a damn.

For legality:

Top 5 Missions in Mass Effect 2

5. Mordin: Old Blood (Tuchanka: Weyrloc Base)
4. Dossier: The Assassin (Illium: Dantius Towers)
3. Lair of the Shadow Broker (Hagalaz)
2. Dossier: Tali (Haestrom)
1. Suicide Mission (Collector Base)
 
Top 5 Reasons to be Bored:
5. iPod's out of charge
4. Power cut
3. The computer's occupied
2. I'm stuffed
1. School - especially Social Studies/"Civics" (I think that's its name in the U.S) :p
 
Top 5 Reigning queens of England/Britain/UK

5. Anne
4. Elizabeth II
3. Victoria
2. Elizabeth I
1. Freddie, Brian, John, Roger

Elizabeth I in the 2 spot? Really?

Basketball uniform/logo power rankings

5. Bulls
4. OKC Thunder
3. New 76ers
2. New Wizards
1. Warriors
 
Basketball uniform/logo power rankings

5. Bulls
4. OKC Thunder
3. New 76ers
2. New Wizards
1. Warriors
the extent to which this list is divorced from reality is loltacular
 
Top five writing utensils:

1. Uniball gel impact -- blue
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Top 5 things any good OTer as to go through

5. Plan the invasion of Sark
4. Spend a couple of threads watching CivG complain about his lack of... a job
3. Have some historical fact corrected/clarifyed/explained by Dachs, preferrably with its corresponding mastodontic post in the world history section that no one is gonna read
2. Read Perfection's spam at least once
1. Discuss Poland's geographic location

You forgot one :D
 
Which one? I don't think any good OTer has to do anything else.

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Top 5 versions of the "Lambada" song

5. Don Omar - Taboo (2010)
4. Los Kjarkas - Llorando se fué (1981)
3. Márcia Ferreira - Chorando se foi (1986)
2. Kaoma - Chorando se foi (1989)
1. El Cuarteto Continental - Llorando se fué (1984)

Dishonourable mention: Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (2011)
 
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