Multipolarity II - Game Thread

[Patriotic_Fool]

The USSR recognizes that the terrorists are occupying Somalia against Somalia's will.

We will not impose a trade embargo against them.

 

[NinjaCow64]

The Formatting Crew officially lifts our embargo from Anarchic Somalia () as they are no longer dealing with the vile Mandatum.

@The Carribean: We request that we open our borders. Many of our citizens wish to pilgrimage to Cuba, as that is a very important place in our history. However, that is in your SoI. So we wish for you to allow our citizens to pilgrimage to Cuba. Thank you.

 

[JohannaK]

We won't lift our embargo yet. Just in case. But most probably it will be gone next year.

 

[Tani Coyote]

The Formatting Crew officially lifts our embargo from Anarchic Somalia () as they are no longer dealing with the vile Mandatum.

@The Carribean: We request that we open our borders. Many of our citizens wish to pilgrimage to Cuba, as that is a very important place in our history. However, that is in your SoI. So we wish for you to allow our citizens to pilgrimage to Cuba. Thank you.

Caribbean Chancellory:

The Caribbean government must announce that our leader is currently away on vacation. (Not that you can blame him; 'tis gorgeous out there!) However, we will take note of this offer and present it to him when he returns.

OOC: Nedim isn't giving orders until next turn so I don't think he'll reply until then...

 

[Patriotic_Fool]

USSR

The USSR proudly announces the change of her national anthem.

Recently, a private collection of Russian memorabilia, including the original Soviet Anthem, were unearthed.

Soviet Scholars have delved into ancient textbooks and writings, and have learned of the greatest man in the history of the World - Joseph Stalin. His visages are scattered throughout the land, and the leader of the USSR has renamed himself in honor of our Greatest Hero!

Spoiler :

Long live the Motherland! Long live Joseph Stalin, our Hero and Father!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

The Formatting Crew offically requests that the Grand Dictatorship of Max invites Interpol agents to search their territory for Mandatum bases.

Spoiler Dialoglog :

MAX: Sure, just give me a minute to destroy all incriminating evidence.
BLAKETON: Have a lot of proverbial skeletons, hmm?
MAX: And some real ones. But they're not the problem so much as the bombs. I got them dirt cheap from some Somali pawn shop, and they literally have hair triggers. I would've shunted them out sooner, but Sam says it would've been bad PR to use them in hot-potato.
LINGE: *whimper*

Trade with everyone. Especially Sone and Billy Mayes.

Spoiler Dialoglog :

BURGDORF: Who's he playing again?
VON GREIM: Java.
BURGDORF: For <redacted> sake, why didn't I pick a country on the coast??
ACHMED: Because you are a stupid infidel!
BURGDORF:
HADDOCK: Aye, I could use some more spirits!
GREENGRASS: Works for me.
SCHENCK: This is acceptable.
KHIL: Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
NADIA: We see no reason to trade at this time.
TRAUDL: Sure thing!
DUKE: Let's do this.
LINGE: We would be happy to trade.
WEIDLING: Our infrastructure is unfortunately inadequate to support trade at this time.
BARABAS: Accepted.
STAVROS: Consider it done.
VERNON: Here's to a lucrative partnership!
MONTGOMERY: I'm afraid long-distance trade is not a priority at this time.
MONTEZILLA: Gimme tribute or I'll send a gazillion axemen!
HITLER: <redacted> <redacted>, is that all you know how to say?!
MISCH: We would be happy to welcome warmer relations with Java.
VEERS: We have no interest in trade at this time.
HAASE: May this be the first exchange in a long and mutually beneficial partnership.
HEWEL: This seems like an amicable agreement.
ANUBIS: We would be happy to reciprocate.
SAM: Alright, let's do it.
REITSCH: Certainly.
MAX: Always happy to accept donations from a fan!
M: We will agree to this.
KOLLER: We have no qualms in signing a trade pact.
HITLER: Yeah, sure.
FEGELEIN: SUDS accepts Java's generous offer to facilitate the spread of the revolution.
DE GROOT: Call; save your money.
GORDON:
ALBRECHT: We welcome this opportunity to foster closer relations.
HIMMLER: Yes, I think this would be palatable.
HÖGL: We can agree to a limited trade framework.
MOHNKE: We regret to say that overseas trade is not a policy we can support at this time.
HALE: Mann Co. would be delighted to offer you its wide selection of quality merchandise!
KREBS: We thank you for your offer, and happily accept.
BUSH: Freedom is free, and free trade is freedom! We must promote freedom, so we can be free to trade!
MacARTHUR: All contributions to the war effort will be rightfully repaid.
AGUINALDO:
LEE: We are currently unsuited for such a deal, but perhaps we might revisit this arrangement in future.
MEYER: Would you like the boxed set?
STUMPFEGGER: For what good it will do, we agree.
DEMOMAN: Cheers, mate!
BORMANN: We accept Java's generous offer.
VON GREIM: We must respectfully decline, as our merchant fleet is currently insufficient for such a venture.
SQUILLIAM: Thank you for sponsoring our salesmen. You'll find our goods are in top condition.
KHATAMI: It may take some time to establish a route, but we will sign this treaty.
EVA: The more, the merrier!
BLONDI: bark
GÖRING: Sure, I could always go for more food-TRADE, I said trade.
AGUINALDO: We accept this offer, and hope it will foster further amicable relations.
GÜNSCHE: We most graciously accept.
GERDA: We happily welcome this opportunity for cultural exchange.
SPEER: May we both profit from this exchange.
VON ESLING: We happily accept.
MAGDA: We thank you for this generous proposal.

In addition, Somalia accepts Jehoshua's offer for free trade, and offers similar to every nation on the planet.

Spoiler Dialoglog :

SQUILLIAM: What could your backwater nation possibly offer us?
HIMMLER: A-ha. A-ha. A-ha. No way.
HADDOCK: Billions of blue blistering barnacles in ten thousand thundering typhoons! Odd-toed ungulates! You'll get no trade out of me, scoffing braggarts!
BARABAS: we can't trade with a nation tht supports terrorists.
TRAUDL: I don't think this would be possible.
DE GROOT: No.
FEGELEIN: If by "trade", you mean "welcome the liberating soldiers of SUDS", then yes. (Hint: No.)
BLONDI: grrr
STUMPFEGGER: Yeah, uh... I'm thinking no.
MONKHE: This would be phenomenally unwise.
LEVESQUE: Non.
ALBRECHT: You're joking, right?
NADIA: Nyet.
AGUINALDO: We have more productive objectives than enabling terrorists.
SCHENCK: This deal would not be in our best interest.
M: We will not conduct trade with a criminal enabler.
MONTEZILLA: Gimme tribute or I'll send a gazillion axemen!
MEYER: We'd love to, but given the current climate, agreeing would alienate our reader base.
GRADENKO: No. ... ... That is all.
KHIL: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
STAVROS: We will not deal with such an unscrupulous state.
GORDON:
MAX: Nuh-uh.
KUKOV: Trading with you would be a fool's bargain.
VON ESLING: This would be counter-productive to our principles.
GERDA: Sorry, but no.
MAGDA: Given the recent controversy, this would not be a pragmatic course of action.
SAM: Not gonna happen, buddy.
VON GREIM: As it stands, Somali corruption is an extreme cause for worry. We must therefore decline.
GREENGRASS: Not negotiable.
BLAKETON: Greengrass turning down indiscriminate partners? Colour me intrigued...
BORMANN: For some reason, we gather you are not a safe trading partner. Our answer is no.
SPEER: We regret to inform you this deal will not be possible.
KOLLER: Trade at this time will not be a possibility.
LINGE: At the present time, we cannot commit to this proposal.
MISCH: We, uh, don't have a merchant fleet to enable such a treaty, so we must decline.
EVA: Sorry, but no.
GÜNSCHE: Such an arrangement would not be in our interests at this time.

Sorry, Somalia accepts free trade with all. We do not distinguish between "States" and "Terrorists" they are all the same in our eyes. There are free people, and there are slaves. Slaves are those who live under the umbrella of the imperialist concept called a "State."

Spoiler Dialoglog :

HITLER: Is he <redacted> serious?
VERNON: Bloody heck, I'm a legitimate businessman! I don't think I can uphold this deal anymore.
KHATAMI: We cannot continue trade relations with a nation that publicly sponsors terrorists.
HEWEL: Yeah, um... this trade deal is no longer tenable.
MONTGOMERY: Consider this pact annulled.
REITSCH: I'm afraid I can't support our arrangement any more.
DUKE: Terror-states piss me off!
ANUBIS: ...And now it's time to renege.
AL-SAHHAF: Trade with Somalia?! Lies by the infidels! We have never held a trade agreement with this failed state!
LEE: I gazed into the palantír once before, and I have no desire to do so again. Consider our pact terminated.
HÖGL: Trade cancelled.
HAASE: Current circumstances require us to suspend this deal.
HALE: Crikey, even I wouldn't carry on a deal as stroppy as this!
HITLER: <redacted> this <redacted>! I <redacted> TOLD you, Jodl!
JODL: We regret to-
HITLER: DON'T APOLOGIZE!!
JODL: -Trade cancelled.
KREBS: We can no longer support our trade agreement.
VEERS: We are cancelling our trade arrangement, effective immediately.
KEITEL: Due to recent developments, we must cancel our trade agreement.
GRAWITZ: Sorry, we can't trade anymore.

We also request that if Max does not desire to host the first Vehemens Olympia we can also ask Madagascar, the Dukedom, Greater Georgia, Scotland, Mann’s land, Mainland Japan, NOD’s territory or Sudan if they fancy hosting the event.

After consideration Mandatum also offers the chance of hosting the Vehemens Olympia to the Zulus. We feel they may be intrested in hosting our event of great violent entertainment. The Zulus are added to the list.

Spoiler Dialoglog :

MAX: Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to pass on this one. No offense, but you're not exactly popular company at the moment.
HITLER: Somalia.
DUKE: I'd host, but then, I'd win so hard you'd never be able to hold another.
HITLER: SOMALIA.
HÖGL: Even if we dredge up the old stereotypes, this is still too... gratuitous.
HITLER: OH MY <redacted>, HOST IT IN <redacted> SOMALIA!! IT'S THE MOST LOGICAL CHOICE!
DEMOMAN: Bloody hell, I thought I was drunk!

@DE GROOT,FEGELEIN,DEMOMAN,BLONDI : Is that a yes or a no?

Yes, No, -drunk-, Yes

Could someone give me the basic outlines of what is going on?
I haven't much opportunities to read all of it so that would help me a lot.

Basically, christos wants to unite China by force, I want to unite China by peace, Sone started his own bank & insurance firm, and Dommy just spoiled foreign relations for probably the rest of the game by saying he had no qualms about trading with terrorists.

His visages are scattered throughout the land, and the leader of the USSR has renamed himself in honor of our Greatest Hero! ... Long live the Motherland! Long live Joseph Stalin, our Hero and Father!

Spoiler Dialoglog :

STALIN: So, what, are they giving me the country now?
KUKOV: Since's he's a PC, I would assume not.
HITLER: ... AWWWWWW <redacted-------------->!!!!!!!
KREBS: My Leader?
HITLER: It's obvious! P_F's gonna bank on Soviet reunification! And their competence-to-<redacted> ratio is about half! THAT'S <redacted> BETTER THAN MINE LAST I CHECKED!!
STALIN: U mad, bro?

 

[Kinich-Ahau]

The 501st hereby lifts our Embargo upon Somalia in light of their coming to their senses regarding the terror group Mandatum.

 

[Patriotic_Fool]

ooc: Thorvallddddd

I can't find Stalin on any of the NPC maps! Where is he? :,(

 

[Ailedhoo]

In light of the suggestion from Madagascar we offer Somalia the chance of hosting the Vehemen Games. Baring that we offer Java and Russia both the option of seeking to host the Vehemens Olympia.

We of Mandatum seek to improve our image.

 

[NinjaCow64]

We of Mandatum seek to improve our image.

Hint: Start by not threatening to blow people up and conquer the world. There's a reason no one's annoyed at the other two NGOs.

@Max: Is that a yes?

 

[Ailedhoo]

Hint: Start by not threatening to blow people up and conquer the world. There's a reason no one's annoyed at the other two NGOs.B]

But we has not blown anyone up let in this game! Plus we only stated we wanted power, not taking over the world.

 

[Double A]

Hint: Start by not threatening to blow people up and conquer the world. There's a reason no one's annoyed at the other two NGOs.

@Max: Is that a yes?

I'm going to conquer people up and blow the world.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I'm going to conquer people up and blow the world.

We officially embargo AA's nation for this turn, because he deserves it for that post.

 

[Ailedhoo]

@AA: fancy hosting the first ever Vehemens Olympia? Its not like a certain Empire is going to label us via our silly words then our actions.

 

[Double A]

What's that, Mehrunes Dagon's wife?

 

[christos200]

We shall not lift our embargo on Somalia until next turn.

 

[Ailedhoo]

What's that, Mehrunes Dagon's wife?

Its basically a olympia of violent sport. Fancy?

 

[Double A]

Sounds explodey.

 

[Omega124]

The Bayou Republic, in the interests of free trade, invites free trade agreements for all PCs and NPCs

 

[christos200]

We accept the trade offer by the Bayou Republic.