Multipolarity III - Game Thread

ooc: No problemo, all I did was go down the list to the nation which had the least provinces, double checked it was the same colour, and presto Il Papa gets to make a jab at vampiric ignorance :p

EDIT: Also a testament to the efficiacy of the papal intelligence and diplomatic services :p, oh and Tani you should give their leader spot (currently vacant) to Shub-Niggurath, the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young to keep with the Cthulhu Mythos theme for Easter Island.
 
Kenji Bovine: Greetings international community. I do not speak to you very often. However, today I would like to issue an apology. We were wrong. Sullying our good word by breaking a peace treaty and having knowlege it was not done in good faith. We believed that removing a threat to the international community, Nambia, was worth paying the price of sullying our word and getting in bed with the vile Romney. But as it turns out we were very wrong. So we apologize to the world for doing this. We hope one day the Spammer people will not be known as liars and traitors and that our word will be taken as truth once again. After what I have to do today, I fear that that day will not come for many years.

Today, I recieved word that Romnesia was preparing to strike against the Papacy. They were going to do this in a way to disable the Papacy so as to prevent a counter strike. They also planned to perform coups on many of the allies of the Pope, an act which would have caused mass instability around the world.

The reason that they planned to do this? Because Manx had claimed that the Pope helped convince Manx, Canada and Nambia to invade Romney. Romney has had a paranoid view of the Papacy, believing that they have masterminded almost all of his woes from the shadows. It gets worse. Manx even offered to help Romney, showing them to be hypocrites to complain about Romney's peace breaking actions and then to plan to perform similar actions less than a year later.

After receiving the message from Romney, we realized that we had made a deep mistake about Romney's character. We merely thought he was immoral, not completely insane. To even consider to team up with his second worst enemy to take on the head of the UN, all while allowing the pyscotic dictatorship of Nambia to fester like a diseased limb. And to think that they thought we would help them!

After learning of this, we could not put our heads in the sand. Although we may have cried wolf once too often, we ask you to believe us: the wolf is real and it wants to eat your sheep.

So we cut all ties and renew the embargoes with Romnesia and Manx and we encourage all nations to do so. We will also stop attacking Nambia, although they still are a real threat, and we will also stop all involvement with Romney's naval blockade and relocate our navies to protect the Papacy. We hope that cooler heads will prevail in the end, but we fear that this madness will only end when Romney and the Manx Royal Families are disposed. Now I will pray to Longcat to give me guidance to lead my people through these troubled times. Good night.
 
Japan notes the lack of WMD use by Namibia and considering that their claim of possessing a nuclear arsenal was a mere bluff, lifts the embargo of Namibia
 
The Blood Empire

The recent revelations surrounding Romney policy have been shocking. As such the Blood Empire would like to make publicly clear that its war with Namibia is a separate affair and we, as always, are willing to sign peace. Our relations with Romney ended with the fall of the Iron Alliance.

We would encourage Romney to heed the words of the international scene. Otherwise its illegal blockade will be taken apart by a alliance just as before.

To the Spammers, just because you have broken away from Romney influence doesn't mean that Namibia should be ignored. We would welcome any support in bringing the vile Namibian regime to the table and forging peace in Africa.
 
Official Response to the Crusades Revelation from the Holy See.
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The Holy See is outraged at the possibility of scurrilous attempts by the Manx to slander our good name out of what we can only presume would be (if true) a bid to, at any price, restore their imperium with the aid of Romnesia. Especially when we protected them from certain, absolute destruction at the hands of the Netherscots. However we are merciful and will retain our protection over them under the terms that were agreed should they publically apologise to the Holy See, and submit their military forces to direct papal oversight and command.

We also request that the Netherscots prepare their forces to strike the Imperium in the event they attack the Papal States or any client thereof. We protected the Manx, but should such treason against Christendom occur in the manner of an attack it should not be left unpunished and our protection shall be utterly and completely void.

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In regards to Romnesia, we have always known that they have despised us for reasons known only to Romney himself. We also know, and the world can see, that Romnesia under Romney has always being a nation posessed with the great sin of hubris, of arrogance and of deception and dishonesty and this revelation today shows, from a nation formerly allied with Romnesia to the point of assisting them in a long and fruitless war no less, the true depravity of that nation.

The Holy See as such calls upon those nations whom have defensive pacts with the Holy See, and upon its clients to prepare for imminent war in the event of Romnesian attack on the Papal States or indeed upon those under its patronage, be it through conventional means or through covert acts of aggression as described by the Spammers Crusade. We would particularly urge all our clients to prepare their intelligence forces for the prospect of foreign subversion by Romnesia or those depraved nations that would call themselves its allies.

We ask this because the peace the Papal States has worked for throughout all these years to develop is a treaure worth defending, and is something that belongs to all nations and realms of goodwill and to the people of those countries who have resided in this peace, and have as such been free from the violence and ruin plaguing nations such as Romnesia itself. Indeed Romney by this revelation of utter depravity shows himself to be an enemy not only of the Papal States, but of God and of all civilisation.

We request furthermore in the interests of peace that Granada closes the straits of Gibraltar, and that Sinai does the same for the Suez canal to Romnesia and its allies and clients, so that such rampant aggression cannot reasonably occur. We do not expect them of course to declare war on Romnesia, indeed the Papal States does not, and will not be the one that initiates a war against Romnesia which will only cause suffering to the people he ostensibly serves, but really oppresses by his very ineptitude and belligerency.

Finally, we enact an embargo on Romnesia and call upon all our clients, allies and indeed all nations of goodwill and civilisation to embargo Romnesia, and in regards to those nations that still see fit to associate with Romnesia to this day after all its transgressions, insults, prideful utterances and profane behaviours, to dissassociate and abjure association with Romnesia, which has clearly become a rogue state.

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OOC:

Summary of Diplomatic Requests

1: Call upon those nations with Defensive Pacts with the Papal States to have their forces prepared to assist in the Papal States defence in the event of an attack. (ergo for those not involved, or not intending to be involved in West Africa have some of their navies prepared to defend the Papal Coast)
2: Called our clients to military readiness both in the conventional sense against Romney and his clients and in the sense of the threat of Romnesian and allied agents.
3: Called upon Granada and Sinai to close the straits and channels leading into the mediterranean.
4: Enacted an Embargo on Romney and his clients and called upon EVERYONE ELSE to do the same
5: Requested the Netherscots put their forces on standby to attack The Imperium of Mann in the event it attacks the Papal State or its allies
6: Committed to maintaining our protection of Mann from foreign aggressors should it put all its military forces under Papal Control. (we are honourable and merciful in addition to prudent)
7: Condemned Romnesia generally and Romney in particular and called upon Romneys clients to dissasociate from it


Summary of Ecclesiastical Actions

1: Church in Europe called upon to rally the faithful in outrage against the Romnesian heretics and the threat of mormon subversion of Christendom.
 
As Emperor I make issues that Romney, ever the maker of lies as demonstrated by his breaking of a peace treatry, is attempting to divide the holy union between the Imperium and His Holiness. We believe that Romney has tricked the Spammers. We have not attempted to slander the Pope's name. The suggestion of the slander is linked to the conspiracies Romney had made that the war was generated by will of His Holiness. We purpose no harm to Pius XXV: any attempt by Romney on the contray is a policy of his tricks. However we should issue that summiting our military would be a forsaking of the promise to not get involved in domestic policy as our military is a source of external and internal protection. We have no plans to attack the Pope and are shocked the Pope has ordered the Neatherscotts, who attacked a fellow Catholic power, to the offensive. I am committed to the cause of Christaindom and see Romney conducting a cynical plot.

I suggest hence that Romney repents for his lies and other sins. He has broken many of the Ten Commandmends, his lies just one of them. You have attempted to trick the Pope with your lies. I will have my army on defence in case you have made a plot to have me invaded in revenge for the taking of Greenland, which I took as punishment for your sins o Romney!

As for the Spammers; we are shocked that they could be so naive! Are they trusting the words of a maker of lies?! They are proving day by day to be unfit to be unfit to govern a mail service, forsaking the idea that they are rulers of a state! Evil has done it mind on you; after all Romney has proven to be a oath breaker and worse a ally of demons! You must redeem yourself and bow before the mercy of the Lord! End your embargo and you will prove to not be a tool of Romney, whose heart is not in the Lord but in the agents of greed!

Finally: I declare once again that the Manx army must remain in hand. Otherwise would be a violation of contract. I have given a oath. Unlike Romney, who is known to make lies and even make them look like the honest word, I do not break oaths. I hence declare Romney ever the heathen, his place in Heaven ever a work of fiction than the damnation he deserves! However if war with Romney broods I will place my commanders in considerations. Hence I will set my top commanders to the Papal State for a military training excercise with the Pope's commanders. This will not only show some hand in matter but also help prepare both our forces for war. Also it will share our tactics further, ensuring that if I somehow became a oathbreaker I would pay not just a divine price for it but a earthly one too.

Glory to the Imperium and to the Lord that watches over us!

Edit: OOC: if I do summit my forces it will have to be temporally and that the orders for the forces are in defence.

Also I faced a certain case in IOT X where the Nazis attempted to split the SUDS from the Zulus by making a fake message that had the SUDS appear to be suggesting to the Nazis to backstab the Zulus. It was a fake message: Romney is likely just trying to split sides up.
 
Response to the Imperium

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We note we only asked (we did not order) the Netherscotts.. Netherbrits it seems, to be prepared to attack the Imperium in the event it betrays the trust we have placed in it and attacks the Papal States or its allies. Should no such betrayal occur then nothing will happen.

As to the utility of your military forces, it is the papal opinion that military forces relate to the foreign affairs of a state, since ultimately they are engaged in acts against foreign powers either in the propagation of unjust war, as Romney indisputably intends to do (for we trust the Spammers not to lie on such a grave matter, even if Romney was attempting to decieve them about the manx) either in defence or offence. As such we do not think it violates that particular aspect of the clientage arrangement. That said we would be willing to assure you that such a requisition would be temporary, and solely for defence (for indeed we have no intention of going to war against the suffering Romnesian people, despite Romney's clear intent to do so against us).

Finally we note that we are willing to accept your statement that you did not blasphemous plot with Romney for the Holy See's destruction, thus why we are still willing to retain our protection of you. But know that you no longer have a great measure of our confidence, we simply cannot be so imprudent as to trust you after such a grave revelation of a threat to the Papal States and the Holy Catholic Church which indicated you were possible involved (even though Romney is a proven conssumate liar). Time perhaps would heal this wound to our relations.

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OOC: Im willing to trust that Romney is fabricating your involvement, but at the same time I can't really risk that you are actually collaborating with him (when he clearly has intended a secret attack on me) so Im going to retain my request that Mosher has his forces on standby to continue his war should you attack myself or my clients amongst the other things. Caution is the better part of valour.
 
Cathisis:

To: The Blood Empire

Knowing that you have cut all ties with Romnesia, we would be happy to continue to assist you in the war. However, we would only be able to give you economic aid due to the recent developments with Romnesia. We would be glad to discuss any transportation of goods or money to your nation, please give us a call. :)

To: Manx

We mean you no disrespect, we were merely resporting what Romney had told us. It is possible that Romney has simply gone insane, mistaking figments of his imagination for Manx diplomats. Considering that he is almost 560 years old, it would not be surprising.
 
By the grace of God I am as Emperor to kneel to the Pope's wisdom. After second thoughts I feel that it is best that my forces are shown as the warriors of the Light. Hence I will temporally grand my commanders to take their orders from His Holiness, Pius XXV. To symbolise this I will take pilgrimage to Lourdes in hope the mercy of the Holy Mother may demonstrate my word.

As to the Spammers... we heed you take considerations in the future before heeding the words of the oath breaking Romney. Since you especilly have damage my relation to His Holiness I suggest you come to Lourdes yourselfs for a redeeming quest of that most holy. There we might also talk about the possibilities of you ending that embargo that is only damaging our trade relations... and flankly it harms you just as much.
 
By the grace of God I am as Emperor to kneel to the Pope's wisdom. After second thoughts I feel that it is best that my forces are shown as the warriors of the Light. Hence I will temporally grand my commanders to take their orders from His Holiness, Pius XXV. To symbolise this I will take pilgrimage to Lourdes in hope the mercy of the Holy Mother may demonstrate my word.

As to the Spammers... we heed you take considerations in the future before heeding the words of the oath breaking Romney. Since you especilly have damage my relation to His Holiness I suggest you come to Lourdes yourselfs for a redeeming quest of that most holy. There we might also talk about the possibilities of you ending that embargo that is only damaging our trade relations... and flankly it harms you just as much.

Cathisis: We will lift it next year. :)
 
ooc: "Blessed Mother", and excellent. But as to Romney... considering his wife gave birth to a demon (presumed actual theological demon) child and Enerjak denies involvement, AND considering Enerjak is more trustworthy than Romney, its pretty clear that the Holy Waters of lourdes would likely burn the man since he is clearly posessed by a demonic entity :p
 
OOC: speaking of which... Tani: you need write a reaction of the French goverment to the visit to their country by the Emperor of Man!

The demon thing reminds me... I will in the future need to develop my techology for hover tanks, flame tanks and hover flame tanks. I need to prepare my defence!
 
Why would the French government react to the "emperor" of Man visiting? I'm sure France has plenty of self-deluded people inside its borders as well.
 
France is abuzz with news of a foreign head of state’s visit to the city of Lourdes. Though the legacy of secularism and atheism remain strong in many parts of France, there is minimal hostility towards those of faith due to the Pope’s patronage and decades of tolerant government. As such, President Maurice gives his best wishes to the Emperor of Man and has also arranged for state escorts in addition to whatever security the monarch has brought with him.

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Romania has recently released a documentary, Sunrise on the founding of Romania. It details how the Cullens overthrew the Volturi regime, and then established a new one in the ancestral homeland of vampires, Romania. Also covered is the founding of Pancharis, the city of vampires, from the Cullen mandate that all vampires relocate to the region or be forcibly extracted to it. It concludes with a note of how the supernatural quality of the inhabitants both made it secure and incredibly advanced in a short span of time.

To this day, those of the same breed as the Cullens are expected to remain in the city at all times, leaving only with state permission. This is to prevent racial warfare.

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Iberia has declared a day of national celebration with the fall of Ganondorf in Kazakhstan. Link has announced (via interpreter) that Queen Zelda shall have children within the year. Of course, such celebrations are done warily. Not so much because Romnesians are threatening the Papacy (that was actually more of a punchline in Iberian parlance), but because Miyamoto’s crappy writingDemise’s curse ensures that Ganon shall return. But to haunt another generation, though. GREAT SUCCESS.
 
We would welcome any support in bringing the vile Namibian regime to the table and forging peace in Africa.

We shall never make peace with you! Never, never, never, never, never, never!!!!!!! We shall kick you out of Africa, and then, if you refuse to make peace, we will come to America. You shall make peace under our terms.

But, if you truly want peace, you can always leave Africa and pay us for the damage you done.

As for the Spammers, once we finish in Africa, we shall come, destroy your army, disarm you and arrest your leaders and put them on trial. You have made a huge mistake by declaring war on Namibia.

We shall come to the Holy Land itself, once we finish in Africa, if you do not make peace.

We do not forget or forgive.
 
To Namibia
CC: Everyone Else
From: The Holy See


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The Holy See understands the outrage of Namibia, the Spammers former association with Romnesia was a travesty that was most exceedingly great as they have admitted. But they have abjured their error coming now to an epiphany as to the nature of Romney, who Namibia perhaps saw first of all nations. Indeed the fact Romneys wife gave birth to a demonic entity demonstrates the total depravity of Mitt Romney and that he is clearly posessed by a demonic force, perhaps explaining his alliance with the vampiric demons.

We think though, perhaps in part due to the outrage of Namibia being expressed in undiplomatic hyperbole, they still are wary of Namibia and are willing to help the demonic host solely out of concern you will do precisely what you profess, attack the Spammers.

The Holy See would urge Namibia as such to forgive the Spammers, as Christ forgives, and work towards a mutual understanding so that the Spammers so they no longer feel Namibia is a threat to their nation. Perhaps a NAP with the Spammers Crusade and vice versa would enable a peace to be signed between Namibia and the Spammers, perhaps even this year!

As to the demonic host, we remind you that peace once they are out of africa and no peace at all are mutually contradictory principles. However since you did say you would offer them a peace once they were expunged from Africa I presume the first statement merely applied to peace in the present. Withdrawal from de-jure sovereign namibian territories is perfectly reasonable as a requested condition for peace.

~ Sec. Relations with States.
 
From Namibia
To Pope:


To: The Blood Empire

Knowing that you have cut all ties with Romnesia, we would be happy to continue to assist you in the war. However, we would only be able to give you economic aid due to the recent developments with Romnesia. We would be glad to discuss any transportation of goods or money to your nation, please give us a call.

If this is not war, I do not know what it is.
 
To: Namibia
From: Il Papa


Economic assistance to someone who is engaged in war with Namibia, war involved active combat.

Regardless what we are saying is that a diplomatic effort at a normalisation of relations with the Spammers Crusade should occur, and such a normalisation should include a NAP which would obviously preclude such assistance of enemies of Romnesia in addition to a mutual agreement to not attack each other.

The Papal States would be willing to mediate such an arrangement in a similar way to its mediation in other conflicts and disagreements.
 
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