meanwhile, at the Foundation...
This is disturbing...prepare [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] to gain some genetic samples of these kittens...and make sure he doesn't mess up and create a monster. We all know how many of those we end up having to clean up after...also...go to [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED].
meaning of what was said: we offer some aid in properly modifying those kittens. Considering that more often then not, when things go wrong, WE are the ones cleaning up after the mess. And it doesn't always end us containing things right there. Sometimes. We have to reset everything...don't ask about the maranias trench people...don't ask. Its a deep-sea trench. Seriously.
Mr Perfect: Don't worry, my science is always perfect! No one can interfere in my work!
Cathisis: Come on now, we don't want to anger an NGO. And I mean, I can't see why they shouldn't help him. We wouldn't want anything to happen to the kittens.
SingleA: There is only one kitten, but have you seen what the Foundation does to kittens?
Cathisis: Holy [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] why are those litt[DATA EXPUNGED]nd spikes in their [REDACTED]! [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]!
Mr Perfect: Where did he learn to do that!?
Questionthepizzadude: From [REDACTED]!
Cathisis:...whydidtheydothattothekittens...whydidtheydothattothekittens...
Mr Perfect: So YOU taught him. How did you learn to do that anyway?
Questionsthepizzadude: I'm a spy, of course I know how to [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]! I even know how to █.
Cathisis:...whydidtheydothattothekittens...whydidtheydothattothekittens...
SingleA: Can you teach us?
Questionthepizzadude: Sure can! It's really easy! All you need to do is[DATA EXPUNGED]nd that's all there is to it!
Cathisis:...whydidtheydothattothekittens...whydidtheydothattothekittens...
SingleA: How, it's so [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]ly simple! Now I can make sexual innoendoes about how Mr Perfect [REDACTED] the [DATA EXPUNGED] in the [EXPLETEIVE REDACTED] ███████ times!
Cathisis:...whydidtheydothattothekittens...whydidtheydothattothekittens...
Mr Perfect: GASP! Well, look at this super secret document then!
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SingleA: Why you little [EXPLETIVE REDACTED][DATA EXPUNGED]
*SingleA and Mr Perfect are both unconcious, Questionthepizzadude is eating his pizza while Cathisis is still muttering about the kittens being tortured*
Questionthepizzadude: You know that those documents were fake, right?
Cathisis: Really? How do you knw that?
Questionthepizzadude: I'm a spy, I...
Cathisis: ...know these things, yeah. I'm going to go home and hug my kittens, that document was too horrible for words, even if it was fake.
*Cathisis walks out. Yoshi Bovine walks in*
Yoshi Bovine: Holy [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] guys! This is the ██th time you've done this! Dad is going to be pissed! And we still haven't tol those SCP guys an answer about the kittens!
Questionthepizzadude: You're the master of TL;DR Spamsu, why don't you do it?
*Yoshi Bovine sighs then puts his hands together*
Yoshi Bovine: TL;DR no spamsu!
TL;DR, yes, we would appreciate the help of the SCP Foundation in out kitten experiments. Mr Perfect might grumble a bit, but he will cooperate. Eventually.
*Yoshi Bovine walks out with Questionthepizzadude. SingleA wakes up from being unconcious and looks at the camera*
SingleA: That was a nice nap. And the SCP Foundation is going to [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] the [REDACTED] out. And I am going to enjoy it. Have a good morning/evening/night/whatever folks. And don't let SCP-██ bite. No, seriously, don't.