Multipolarity III - Game Thread

[Daedwartin]

Question: are NGO allowed to take loans. We have no GDP to speak of...also, how many NGO exist apart from me.

 

[Tani Coyote]

There are four NGOs.

There's Red_Spy's Legion, there's Filli Noctus' Fraternity, your NGO, and the Pirates, which are classed as one for convenience.

Technically NGOs -do- have a GDP of one gold per base they've built.

 

[Ailedhoo]

We will only if you ask sorry for your insult to threaten us if we expanded in Australia.

The Communists will not expand into Australia. The Imperium will issue plans to defend New Zealand if the Communists continue their ways of chaos by threatening a civilized nation.

In relative news we are reviewing our claiment plans. More will come soon.

Edit: we have a new claiment plan. This should hopefully be our claiment this round. We have a base in the Med to be made!

 

[Daedwartin]

The Foundation objects to Namibia's blockade. their is nothing to be gained from it.

 

[Dem Taqat]

Could any nations willing to send fleets to break the blockade of the UKNZ please PM (or VM) me with how many you are actually going to send, I'm trying to work out jusst how overwhelming the odds are.
DT

 

[Daedwartin]

Could any nations willing to send fleets to break the blockade of the UKNZ please PM (or VM) me with how many you are actually going to send, I'm trying to work out jusst how overwhelming the odds are.
DT

Done .

 

[christos200]

We end the blockade.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Good. We will all commence back to peaceful operations.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Official Press Release from the Advisor of Diplomacy Himself Cathisis:

 

[Tani Coyote]

Lord Ghirahim [Singapore]:

The Spammers have forgotten... someone.

Anywho.

Malaysia Poo, must we let this war divide us?

We are willing to overlook Malaysia's transgression and offer peace under the following conditions:

-Malaysia the four territories it has occupied, complete with population and Industry
-Pay 5 gold to compensate Singapore for the civilians killed.
-Malaysia will be able to keep the resources it harvested from the occupied zones this turn.
-Malaysia's most senior military officer comes over to Lord Ghirahim's place every week for a year for movie night.
-Singapore and Malaysia will ink a 5-year Non Aggression Pact

We await your fantabulous response.

XOXO,

Ghirahim

 

[NinjaCow64]

Cathisis: We deeply apologise for our mistaken use of a lolcat. As an apology, we will send Lord Ghirahim a free kitten and this apologetic lolcat.

 

[Tani Coyote]

The Singaporean government requests that its genes be modified so that it is rainbow colored, like a pony.

 

[SamSniped]

The Spammer's Crusade would like to initiate trade with all nations currently trading with Romney (with the exception of Sonreal's nation), that is:

>Tropico [Patchy]
>Bengal [Bonefang]
>Hawai'i [lighthearter]
>Solitude [Civgeneral]
>Poland [Samsniped] (not sure if he accepted)
>Ottomans [Osmowstroyer]
>Spammers [NinjaCow64]
>Algeria [sonereal]
>Imperium of man [ailedhoo]
>ALL 5 "Major NPCs"

We also denounce the blockade of New Zealand as completely unprovoked and unessecary.

For the record, the Third Polish Union accepts both the trade offers of Romney and the Spammers.

-snip-

-Signed, Augustyn Michalski, Ambassador of the Third Polish Union to the Papal States

 

[NinjaCow64]

The Singaporean government requests that its genes be modified so that it is rainbow colored, like a pony.

Mr Perfect: I will get right onto that, after I finish perfecting my GIANT DEATH ROBOTS!!!

Kenji Bovine: No, you will start on it now, as you never finish perfecting your GDRs.

Mr Perfect: Toche, Mr Bovine, toche.

 

[Patriotic_Fool]

So what does Cluthu think of my offer?

 

[Daedwartin]

Mr Perfect: I will get right onto that, after I finish perfecting my GIANT DEATH ROBOTS!!!

Kenji Bovine: No, you will start on it now, as you never finish perfecting your GDRs.

Mr Perfect: Toche, Mr Bovine, toche.

meanwhile, at the Foundation...
This is disturbing...prepare [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] to gain some genetic samples of these kittens...and make sure he doesn't mess up and create a monster. We all know how many of those we end up having to clean up after...also...go to [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED].

meaning of what was said: we offer some aid in properly modifying those kittens. Considering that more often then not, when things go wrong, WE are the ones cleaning up after the mess. And it doesn't always end us containing things right there. Sometimes. We have to reset everything...don't ask about the maranias trench people...don't ask. Its a deep-sea trench. Seriously.

 

[SamSniped]

While I'm thinking of it, which Germany is which?

 

[NinjaCow64]

meanwhile, at the Foundation...
This is disturbing...prepare [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] to gain some genetic samples of these kittens...and make sure he doesn't mess up and create a monster. We all know how many of those we end up having to clean up after...also...go to [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED].

meaning of what was said: we offer some aid in properly modifying those kittens. Considering that more often then not, when things go wrong, WE are the ones cleaning up after the mess. And it doesn't always end us containing things right there. Sometimes. We have to reset everything...don't ask about the maranias trench people...don't ask. Its a deep-sea trench. Seriously.

Mr Perfect: Don't worry, my science is always perfect! No one can interfere in my work!

Cathisis: Come on now, we don't want to anger an NGO. And I mean, I can't see why they shouldn't help him. We wouldn't want anything to happen to the kittens.

SingleA: There is only one kitten, but have you seen what the Foundation does to kittens?

Cathisis: Holy [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] why are those litt[DATA EXPUNGED]nd spikes in their [REDACTED]! [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]!

Mr Perfect: Where did he learn to do that!?

Questionthepizzadude: From [REDACTED]!

Cathisis:...whydidtheydothattothekittens...whydidtheydothattothekittens...

Mr Perfect: So YOU taught him. How did you learn to do that anyway?

Questionsthepizzadude: I'm a spy, of course I know how to [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]! I even know how to █.

Cathisis:...whydidtheydothattothekittens...whydidtheydothattothekittens...

SingleA: Can you teach us?

Questionthepizzadude: Sure can! It's really easy! All you need to do is[DATA EXPUNGED]nd that's all there is to it!

Cathisis:...whydidtheydothattothekittens...whydidtheydothattothekittens...

SingleA: How, it's so [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]ly simple! Now I can make sexual innoendoes about how Mr Perfect [REDACTED] the [DATA EXPUNGED] in the [EXPLETEIVE REDACTED] ███████ times!

Cathisis:...whydidtheydothattothekittens...whydidtheydothattothekittens...

Mr Perfect: GASP! Well, look at this super secret document then!

██████ █████████ ██████ Single ██ █ █████ ██ ███ ████ ██ A ███ is████ a ████ big ████ poo ████ poo ████ ██████ ██████ █ ██ ███████ ████ ██████ ██████ █ ██ █████ ██ ██████ █████████ ██████ █ ███████ ██████ ██████ █ ██ █████ ██ ██████ █████████ ██████ █ ███████ ██████ ██████ █ ██ █████ ██ ██████ █████████ ██████ █ ███████ ██████ ██████ █ ██ █████ ██ ██████ █████████ ██████ █ ███████ ██████ ██████ █ ██ █████ ██ ██████ █████████ ██████ █ ███████ ██████ ██████ █ ██ █████ ██ ██████ █████████ ██████ █ head.

SingleA: Why you little [EXPLETIVE REDACTED][DATA EXPUNGED]

*SingleA and Mr Perfect are both unconcious, Questionthepizzadude is eating his pizza while Cathisis is still muttering about the kittens being tortured*

Questionthepizzadude: You know that those documents were fake, right?

Cathisis: Really? How do you knw that?

Questionthepizzadude: I'm a spy, I...

Cathisis: ...know these things, yeah. I'm going to go home and hug my kittens, that document was too horrible for words, even if it was fake.

*Cathisis walks out. Yoshi Bovine walks in*

Yoshi Bovine: Holy [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] guys! This is the ██th time you've done this! Dad is going to be pissed! And we still haven't tol those SCP guys an answer about the kittens!

Questionthepizzadude: You're the master of TL;DR Spamsu, why don't you do it?

*Yoshi Bovine sighs then puts his hands together*

Yoshi Bovine: TL;DR no spamsu!

TL;DR, yes, we would appreciate the help of the SCP Foundation in out kitten experiments. Mr Perfect might grumble a bit, but he will cooperate. Eventually.

*Yoshi Bovine walks out with Questionthepizzadude. SingleA wakes up from being unconcious and looks at the camera*

SingleA: That was a nice nap. And the SCP Foundation is going to [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] the [REDACTED] out. And I am going to enjoy it. Have a good morning/evening/night/whatever folks. And don't let SCP-██ bite. No, seriously, don't.

 

[Tani Coyote]

So what does Cluthu think of my offer?

Cthulhu [Easter Island]:

Grrrrbl glarg gurgle gra.

"We would like that, and would grant Romney suzerainty over Easter Island status in exchange."

While I'm thinking of it, which Germany is which?

Pink = Ratchet's Germany. A liberal democracy and enemy of Drek.
The other color = Drek's Germany. A corporate dictatorship and your ally.

Pink is always the rebel color.

Mr Perfect: Don't worry, my science is always perfect! No one can interfere in my work!

Cathisis: Come on now, we don't want to anger an NGO. And I mean, I can't see why they shouldn't help him. We wouldn't want anything to happen to the kittens.

SingleA: There is only one kitten, but have you seen what the Foundation does to kittens?

GLaDOS [Venezuela]:

We are also interested in kittens. We used to have many, but the Test Subjects incinerated all the Weighted Companion Kittens.

 

[NinjaCow64]

GLaDOS [Venezuela]:

We are also interested in kittens. We used to have many, but the Test Subjects incinerated all the Weighted Companion Kittens.

Cathisis:

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Don't let them hurt the kitties!!!

Yoshi Bovine: We'll let you have the kittens, ONLY if you or any of your citizens do not harm them in any way shape or form.