Multipolarity IV Game Thread

Actually, you fool, you would be breaking your treaty with a certain horde. They had also bought slaves.

Brunei is a client state of the Crimson Empire. As such, any attempt at a blockade is a declaration of war against the Crimson Empire which consists of the Crimson Court and Heavenly Kingdom of Brunei, as well as acts of aggression against the Kingdom of Iceland-Norway and several other states that are already paying for slaves.

All look at how they already break their treaty with the Golden Horde. Look at how the Yellow Chinese escalate a conflict that HAD ENDED. The Yellow Chinese cannot be trusted.
 
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A red-haired woman wearing green with two holstered pearl-handled revolvers darted from shadow to shadow in the maintenance zone between the outer hull and the gas bags. She ducked behind a steel supporting beam at the sound of voices.

"So she just knelt there and stared for a while, see? Then she just said "Oh god" and I just said "Actually, it's Frank." A mustachioed man wearing blue overalls and carrying a flashlight related. The other man laughed "Bet it was the smallest one she'd ever seen!"

"Oh god." The first man shook his head. "Why do you have to make it sound like that? You know we was trying to fix one of them spare portside engines."

"No need to get all formal. Name's Emilie. And my version sounds better." The other argued, his voice fading as the pair continued their rounds.

The woman rose and quietly ran along the maintenance catwalk, then slid down a ladder to the lowest level. She crept to an open spot in the floor, seemingly exactly like the rest of the steel plate. She placed her left pinky on a rivet emblazoned with an "A", and a panel opened in the floor. She climbed down into a well-lit room as the trapdoor closed above her and the ladder recessed into the wall.

The space she had dropped into was a furnished bedroom, complete with a bed, a mirror, a toilet, two chairs, and several trunks bearing various labels. One of the trunks, labeled "Fiction" was open.

"Pleasant of you to have made it, my dear Annabelle." The man lying on the bed welcomed, a copy of "The Lost World" resting open upon his lap.

"Well I couldn't be late for a command performance, my lord." She joked.

He surveyed her. Annabelle was still largely a mystery to him - he could see the revolvers, but he knew she also carried two submachineguns, four grenades, two remote-detonated plastic explosives, a parachute, a grappling hook, and two knives he couldn't see on her even though it looked like a single sheet of paper would cause her belt to snap. "You're well worth the price of admission." Shrev noted.

"Of course I am." Annabelle interrupted.

"Of course." The Dictator acknowledged. "The usual, or anything specific tonight?"

"The usual." Annabelle answered as she pulled up a chair near the door. "Expecting any guest?"

Shrev thought for a moment, then answered "Present company excluded, no."

"Good. Keeps this simple." Annabelle noted.

Silence reigned then, interrupted only by the steady ticking of the old clock on the wall. After the small hand moved three numbers, the Dictator sat up.

"Annabelle. Am I doing the right thing?" He asked hesitantly.

Annabelle paused in the middle of cleaning her guns to say "You don't pay me for my opinion."

"Let's not play games. You and I both know you're the only one I have to bounce ideas off of until morning. So I do want your opinion." Shrev explained.

"Fine. About what?" Annabelle asked resignedly.

"Slavery. I know I've created a situation whereby Tayloristan buys slaves to turn them into what most would call indentured servants, with the exception that those servants are being placed in a good position afterwards." The Dictator continued.

"You should free them." Annabelle replied shortly. "Permission to speak freely?"

"Granted."

"Slavery is an absolute dissolution of morals. No matter how much we need the workforce to mine our diamonds or expand our living space, there has to be a better way. My country is better than that. I'm not saying you should march into the Court of the Crimson King and force him to stop, but you dishonor this country by permitting it in any form." Annabelle stated, her eyes hard as diamond. "This place, it's my home. It's the land that I love."

"I love this country too, Annabelle. I wouldn't have been in charge for ten years if I didn't. I don't want to see it corrupted either, but what if there is no other way? What if we embrace slavery or we become a second or third rate power, pushed around on the world stage?" Shrev questioned.

"Then we become a second or third rate power, Shrev." Annabelle whispered after a moment of thought "I'd rather have my hands and feet tied and hung in a dojo as a punching bag than lose myself trying to avoid it."

Silence fell for a moment, then stretched into an eternity, interrupted only by the ticking of a clock. Annabelle finally stirred. "Get some sleep. Ten million lives are in your hands tomorrow, my lord."

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Tayloristan declares slavery illegal within its borders. Any private citizen who enters with slaves shall be immediately stripped of them and thrown into jail until personally released by the Dictator, with the slaves offered the options of:
A: Being freed.
B: Joining the Civil Engineer Corps.
C: Fleeing into the jungle.

Representatives of national governments possessing Tayloristani-issued diplomatic immunity will not be stripped of their slaves, but will not be permitted to give said slaves orders within Tayloristan's borders under pain of losing diplomatic immunity. Merchants possessing diplomatic immunity may still sell slaves to Tayloristan's trade depots.
 
Fellow Arstotzkans and the Nations of the World, It is I Premier Alexei Ivanov, leader of the Arstotzkan people.

Due to the recent hostilities of all nations of the world I am declaring that the nation of the United Communities of Kirov is under our protection, any action infringing on their sovereignty is an act against ours. Our peoples, society, and leadership are similar and we wish to defend those values that we mutually hold. We in no way wish to infringe on the sovereignty of Kirov however, we wish to build a cooperative and friendly relationship with our neighbor. May our nations strive for cooperation, peace, and friendship.

Glory to Arstotzka
Glory to Kirov
 
The country of the Ōpūnui Incorporated States is now under Mainland Chinese-Japanese protection. A declaration of war against them is a declaration of war against us now.
 
The Following Nations are Affected by Yellow Chinese Aggression

Kingdom of Iceland and Norway: $200 in cargo
Golden Horde: $40 in cargo
Heavenly Kingdom of Brunei: $200 in receipts from the trade
Nisí Kafé: $400 in cargo
Crimson Court: $400 in receipts

This amounts to a $640 threat, including against the kingdom you're trying to "help". Yellow China is breaking a treaty with the Golden Horde.

Consider this an official call for arms, Young Soldiers of the World! If the perilous Yellow Chinese wish to fight, then the Crimson Emperor expects every citizen to perform his and her duty. We call upon young men and women who wish to gain valuable combat experience (and make a nice chunk of change on the side) to sign up in International Brigades, or form volunteer companies to fight the Yellow Peril.

Ship captains, both private or sanctioned by a ruling body, come sail with the Crimson Fleet under the All-Seeing Red Eye or 'Los. Fight the Menace! Become rich! Gain valuable experience to bring back home to your countrymen!

Financiers, open your pockets wide and buy Crimson Bonds! We can negotiate the price and terms at your leisure.

Young sons, pick up your shields and rifles and don your armor. The Yellow Peril, if it won't reside, will be repulsed by superior firepower.


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We also welcome the defensive pact with China-Japan. Your call, Yellow China. I already have my best man working on the case.

And this is him.

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Juuuust to clarify.

Embargoes should be listed in orders from now on so they're easily organised.

Le FAQ.

And how does expansion work?

You can expand as much as you want on the first turn to the blank white areas, theoretically. These areas are so small and unproductive they don't add to economic production, nor do they cost anything to take over.

What unclaimed areas are useful for is wars and trade given that they can serve as strategic waypoints between places.

Claim whatever you want, just don't expect everyone else to let those claims go uncontested.
 
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Sunrise above Madagascar-------

A voice blared over the intercom. "This is your captain speaking. While you all bought tickets for Haven, we are informed the city does not permit direct landing from non-Tayloristani aircraft. So we will be landing at the coastal village of Haven-Prime, home of trade depot #145 if any of you have cargoes to dump, where you will find your tickets are good for a ride to Haven on a passenger zeppelin."

"If you look out the left windows, you may also notice the Tayloristani fighter which has been pacing us since we entered their 30km naval control zone. So, ah, our landing zone is not a matter of money. Thank you for flying Air Ceylon." The flight captain finished unnaturally calmly.

It hardly mattered. Izzil Gribbn was absorbed in his newspaper. As the massive jet, nearly 70 meters long, landed on the newly paved asphalt runway Izzil reflected on his previous visit to Haven-Prime. I really put one over on that woman. Tayloristan is weak to its own legal code, ha! For the price of a plane ticket, I get 80% of what my slaves are worth. Totally worth it. Let's see them handle forty slaves.

The aircraft landed, almost reaching the end of the runway. A team of workers rushed out carrying a ladder which they placed against the jet's side at its passenger door. Savages. Izzil thought as the passengers exited the aircraft one by one.

Izzil walked around to the back of the aircraft as he retrieved his remote from his carry-on bag. The cargo door opened. "Alright, get out you maggots!" Izzil shouted at the 23 women and 17 men huddled in the cargo bay. The slaves exited the plane, heads bowed, metal collars glowing with an ominous red light.

Izzil then began to waddle towards a large shanty town of tents and wagons set up beside the airstrip and the port. Around the shanty town were many steel and wooden frames of buildings being set up, as well as a half completed hanger and second runway. All over the port were giant steel masts for mooring airships and one half-kilometer concrete oval pit for setting one down. Crude dirt helicopter pads littered the area, with a constant stream of giant silver airships and smaller helicopters arriving and leaving. For the most part, the helicopters docked with floating zeppelins instead of attempting a jungle crossing on their own. The jungle itself fingered at the edges of the open area, patrolled by armed soldiers with work crews using axes and shovels to slowly push it back. Clearly, trade was making this sleepy fishing village into an overnight boom town.

Izzil put walked through the shanty town, humming a jaunty tune to himself, followed by a trail of human misery. A heavy 8x8 truck was hooked up to the leading wheel of the jet, and began to tug the craft in a circle to ready it for takeoff.

Upon reaching the other side, Izzil stood in line to see the Tayloristani trade depot clerks, a copy of the Tayloristani legal code complete with circled sections in his pocket.

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"Tayloristan is willing to offer $5,000 for your cargo of domestic cats, of which there are 250, madam." Clara Forenz recited We need a list of cargoes we won't buy. What on earth are we going to use cats for?

"Why thank you, Miss. My new boyfriend won't tolerate my babies any longer." The middle-aged woman explained unnecessarily.

"Yes, well, sign here to confirm your sale as final and sign here to make the sale." Clara recited. "The money is in this envelope, if you count it in front of me and it comes up short you get a 5% credit on your next sale."

"Oh, that won't be necessary. Thank you, dearie." The woman walked away with the money.

"Next!" Clara called out.

A dark suited businessman with a crimson tie stepped forward. "That would be me. How much would Tayloristan pay for a favor?" He asked in a silky tone.

"I'm afraid we classify intangibles as defective goods, Sir." Clara iterated. "Now, do you have some legitimate business?"

"I'm offended. But yes, I do have a cargo. 112 Kingsnakes. Good for pest control." The businessman offered.

"Why do I have to deal with all the small animal transactions?" Clara muttered. "I'll have someone inspect your cargo. Should the snakes be in good condition, Tayloristan is willing to offer $1,500 for all 112 of them."

"Fair enough. Argentina could pay me more, but that's twice the voyage." The businessman assented in his silky tone.

A few minutes later...

"Everything seems to be in order. Sign here to make your sale final, sign here to make the sale." Clara recited. "The money is in the envelope-"

"And if you short-change me, I get a 5% credit on my next sale." The businessman finished. "A pleasure doing business with Tayloristan."

"Next!" Clara Forenz shouted.

A strangely familiar fat man waddled forward, followed by many others. "Me!" He grinned, showing a gold tooth.

"Oh no. Not you again!" Clara exclaimed.

"Well, you see, this is a shorter voyage than Iceland. So I've got the appropriate segment of your legal code circled in red right here. How much for the forty of my cargo?" The fat man pulled out a document and a red crayon.

"Oh, I'll tell you how much in a moment." Clara smiled sweetly as she pressed the red button under her desk.

Four green-uniformed guards and a purple-uniformed squad leader bearing assault rifles marched towards Clara's desk.

"You get a lifetime sentence in prison." Clara answered finally.

"What? But your legal code says-" The fat man began but was interrupted when he was seized by the soldiers.

The purple-uniformed soldier looked Izzil directly in the eyes. "Slavery is illegal in Tayloristan. Your slaves ceased to be slaves and became hostages once you crossed the border. That makes you a terrorist and an enemy of the state." She stated coldly. "Take this waste of flesh out of my sight!" she then barked at the soldiers.

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Zoe stumbled through the jungle to greet the rising sun. It was technically at her back, but she was grateful for the daylight regardless. She leaned against one of the trees and noticed a pool of water at its base. Zoe knelt down and prepared to drink, only for something heavy to hit her from behind and knock her headfirst into the pool. Zoe gasped involuntarily under the...This isn't water. Too sticky. surface of the liquid, air bubbles trailing to the surface.

At the bottom of the pool were weeds. Zoe frantically pushed herself off the bottom of the pool somehow deep enough for her entire 5'10 self to submerge in with her left hand, only for one of the "weeds" to latch on to her hand and begin to burn it, or so it felt like. She struggled, but the weed wouldn't let go and actually began to retract, pulling the rest of her down. As her belly touched other weeds at the bottom, the weeds instantly adhering to the pelt she was wearing, Zoe managed to bite the "weed" holding her hand. It instantly recoiled. She took the opportunity to swim for the surface, but the plant life wouldn't let go of her.

Zoe frantically swam, but nothing came of it. As her vision began to blur, she felt something break around her. An eternity later, Zoe broke the surface of the liquid, then almost immediately ducked back under as what appeared to be an animate branch swung at her head.

Acting on instinct, Zoe seized the branch as it rose, then jumped using the edge of the pool for footing. She fell into a thornbush just out of reach of the branch. It pawed uselessly at the ground less than five centimeters from the toes of her right foot for a few minutes before returning to its former position.

A minute later, Zoe stood, blood running from numerous punctures all over her body. Why do I hurt all over? Wouldn't that treejumper pelt...Oh. Well, I suppose it's an acceptable price for survival. Where's my staff? Over there by the pool? The tree can keep it. I hereby dub that thing the Tayloristani Deceptive Pitcher Tree.

A bright red flower caught Zoe's eye, unusual for not being green. Is that a rose? It's from the bush I landed in. "That's weird. Roses don't grow in this jungle." Zoe muttered. "Wait. Roses don't grow in this jungle. Roses don't grow in this jungle!" Zoe laughed for the first time in ten days and danced in a little circle, then fell to the ground as her stomach reminded her she hadn't dared to eat anything in that time. Ohh..I need to find out where that rosebush came from. And fast.

Zoe got up and began to stumble through the jungle away from the rising sun. By some miracle, I still have this sling for my arm. She stumbled on for a short while before locating a tree, one without a pool at its base, which she then climbed before securing herself to a branch 7 meters from the ground. Exhausted, she fell straight asleep.

A scratching sound on the tree trunk awakened her. Zoe sat bolt upright and turned around. A black, hairy, four-legged animal with the needle beak of a woodpecker and four 5" claws on the end of each of its legs was approaching her. Treejumper. Zoe thought as she backed away.

The treejumper advanced on her, emitting a trilling sound. Zoe knew from observing these animals that it would kill her to get her off of its tree so it could consume the tree's sap without hindrance. But I can't just fall seven meters! She thought in panic as she backed up before the treejumper's flailing razor-sharp claws. The branch began to bend beneath Zoe as she reached the end of it. Suddenly, she heard a clacking sound.

The treejumper whirled to face the sound, just in time for a scorpion stinger to protrude from its back. The treejumper began to emit a high-pitched warbling scream as it was raised in the air by the Jungle scorpion which had been following Zoe. The treejumper began raking at the threat with all its claws, only for them to harmlessly skitter off the insect, trailing sparks. The scorpion raised its claws underneath the flailing treejumper and rubbed them together.

Sparks landed on the treejumpers black fur, then burst into flame almost immediately and spread all over the treejumper. The poor animal screamed louder, if that was possible, as the scorpion methodically used its claws to snap off flaming body parts and consume them. Zoe watched in horrified fascination, unable to inch further away without falling, the cool knotted branch pressed tight against her skin.

Less than a minute after it began, the scorpion had consumed the entire treejumper. The insect approached Zoe, who inched away as best she could without falling. The scorpion stopped with its claws over her left hand. It rubbed them together. Unnaturally hot sparks landed on her hand, leaving tiny burn marks to go with the multitude of scratches and punctures. The insect then rapidly rubbed its claws together for nearly five minutes, sending a storm of sparks cascading on her hand. The pain was unbelievable. Zoe's eyes watered as she held on to the branch regardless.

After what seemed like an eon, the scorpion ceased, its tail lowering from attack position. It turned around and skittered away, carrying itself in a fashion Zoe would classify as disappointed if an insect could have feelings.

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Actually, you fool, you would be breaking your treaty with a certain horde. They had also bought slaves.

Actually, we have not broken the treaty. We would like to note that if the Golden Horde actually are buying/selling slaves through ports of the Noodle Republic, then they would be breaking the treaty. The treaty reads:

Article II: The Noodle Republic agrees to consider the hordes merchants as equivalent to citizens of the Noodle Republic for the purposes of trade and use of ports, and allow ships accredited to the Golden Horde the use of its ports as harbour.

As Citizens and Merchants of the Noodle Republic are not permitted to buy or sell slaves then Merchants of the Golden Horde are not allowed either and will be arrested if they try.

We would like the Crimson King to note that the Leth Confederacy (you know, the nation that the General Secretary comes from) and Tayloristan has pledged to support us if war breaks out. We would also like to note that Sibera has agreed to a full defensive pact.

We would like to note that any of our citizens caught funding the Crimson King or participating in one of his "Foreign Legions" will be imprisoned. We would also like to note that any foreign nationals who fight against us will probably be killed by our superior forces. Additionally, we would like to note that the Crimson Kingdom is a poor investment, as they will probably be wiped off the map very soon if they continue down this road.

To the People's Kingdom of Mainland China-Japan, we would like to note that we and our allies border almost all of your non-Japanese provinces and that China is very close to Japan. If you decide to involve yourself in this war then your nation will be wrecked by war. However, if you decide to remain neutral then we could continue very lucrative trade, something much better for both parties.

Really, it's your call Mr Abbalah. Do you wish to fight a war that you will not win, or will you back down?
 
To: The Golden Horde

Your merchants while shipping in the ports of the Noodle Republic will be following the laws of the Noodle Republic. All ships will be checked for people smuggling, which is illegal in the Noodle Republic. We advise you not to waste your money on Slaves, they will just end up as citizens of our nation and some of your merchants may be imprisoned. We would also like to note that if the Golden Horde attacks the Noodle Republic that your trade income would be cut off for a substancial amount of time. Consider wisely.

To the Noodle Republic

We remind the Noodle Republic that it expressedly said to us that the Golden Hordes actions did not meet your definition of "slavery" (arbitrary though it is in ignoring the reality that all men are slaves). We also remind you that you signed a treaty with the Golden Horde guaranteeing the following with regards to our trade.

Article I: The Noodle Republic agrees to refrain from any interference with any trade whatsoever of the Golden Horde, or any practices pertaining thereof.

According to the terms of the treaty, which your nation freely signed and agreed to after we had fully disclosed the nature of our understanding of slavery the Noodle Republic cannot interfere in the trade of the Golden Horde, or with regard to any practices that pertain to that trade. This thus means that the Noodle Republic according to treaty cannot stop our trade, or interfere with the trade practices of our merchants (which includes bringing animals and awakening them into enlightened humanity in the service of the Golden Horde) without unilaterally breaking the treaty.

Likewise, we also refer to article three which states that the Golden Horde or the Noodle Republic in ordinary circumstances must maintain free trade with eachother, and refrain from embargoing eachother. Since slavery is not illegal under any international norm or obligatory protocol, and the situation remains unchanged from when the treaty was signed, this article remains in full force and you cannot embargo the Golden Horde, or cut off its trade without breaking the treaty unilaterally.

Article 2 states that the Golden Hordes merchants are citizens for the purposes of trade and use of ports only. Since the Noodle Republics laws against "slavery" are a matter of civil criminal law rather than trade legislation, the Noodle Republics prohibition on slavery, this citizenship equivalency does not apply to the Golden Hordes merchants in this area, with the protocol in article 1 instead informing relations between merchants with regards to trade practices and criminal law (ergo, they are exempt according to treaty from any legal interference from the Noodle Republic), although we repeat that you informed us that the Golden Hordes practices did not meet your definition of slavery.

As such, the Noodle Republic WILL NOT interfere with our merchants activities, imprison our merchants, or act in any such hostile way in violation of our treaty towards the Golden. Instead it will remain in adherence to its binding treaty obligations as befitting a good international citizen who follows customary legal norms between states. Should it fail to do this we will conside a unilateral violation of the treaty and action against our merchants as an act of war against the Golden Horde in accordance with international norms vis a vis the breaking of international treaties unilaterally, and we will react accordingly to such an act of unmitigated and aggression against our peaceful and law abiding nation.

sincerely

The Golden Master
 
To the Noodle Republic

We remind the Noodle Republic that it expressedly said to us that the Golden Hordes actions did not meet your definition of "slavery" (arbitrary though it is in ignoring the reality that all men are slaves). We also remind you that you signed a treaty with the Golden Horde guaranteeing the following with regards to our trade.



According to the terms of the treaty, which your nation freely signed and agreed to after we had fully disclosed the nature of our understanding of slavery the Noodle Republic cannot interfere in the trade of the Golden Horde, or with regard to any practices that pertain to that trade. This thus means that the Noodle Republic according to treaty cannot stop our trade, or interfere with the trade practices of our merchants (which includes bringing animals and awakening them into enlightened humanity in the service of the Golden Horde) without unilaterally breaking the treaty.

Likewise, we also refer to article three which states that the Golden Horde or the Noodle Republic in ordinary circumstances must maintain free trade with eachother, and refrain from embargoing eachother. Since slavery is not illegal under any international norm or obligatory protocol, and the situation remains unchanged from when the treaty was signed, this article remains in full force and you cannot embargo the Golden Horde, or cut off its trade without breaking the treaty unilaterally.

Article 2 states that the Golden Hordes merchants are citizens for the purposes of trade and use of ports only. Since the Noodle Republics laws against "slavery" are a matter of civil criminal law rather than trade legislation, the Noodle Republics prohibition on slavery, this citizenship equivalency does not apply to the Golden Hordes merchants in this area, with the protocol in article 1 instead informing relations between merchants with regards to trade practices and criminal law (ergo, they are exempt according to treaty from any legal interference from the Noodle Republic), although we repeat that you informed us that the Golden Hordes practices did not meet your definition of slavery.

As such, the Noodle Republic WILL NOT interfere with our merchants activities, imprison our merchants, or act in any such hostile way in violation of our treaty towards the Golden. Instead it will remain in adherence to its binding treaty obligations as befitting a good international citizen who follows customary legal norms between states. Should it fail to do this we will consider a unilateral violation of the treaty and action against our merchants as an act of economic warfare against the Golden Horde, and we will react accordingly.

sincerely

The Golden Master

To the Golden Master,

Ah, but as people are not goods in the eyes of the laws of the Noodle Republic. As such "Merchants" dealing in slaves are not Merchants at all, they are merely criminals therefore the treaty does not apply to them at all.
 
Actually, we have not broken the treaty. We would like to note that if the Golden Horde actually are buying/selling slaves through ports of the Noodle Republic, then they would be breaking the treaty. The treaty reads:



As Citizens and Merchants of the Noodle Republic are not permitted to buy or sell slaves then Merchants of the Golden Horde are not allowed either and will be arrested if they try.

We would like the Crimson King to note that the Leth Confederacy (you know, the nation that the General Secretary comes from) and Tayloristan has pledged to support us if war breaks out. We would also like to note that Sibera has agreed to a full defensive pact.

We would like to note that any of our citizens caught funding the Crimson King or participating in one of his "Foreign Legions" will be imprisoned. We would also like to note that any foreign nationals who fight against us will probably be killed by our superior forces. Additionally, we would like to note that the Crimson Kingdom is a poor investment, as they will probably be wiped off the map very soon if they continue down this road.

To the People's Kingdom of Mainland China-Japan, we would like to note that we and our allies border almost all of your non-Japanese provinces and that China is very close to Japan. If you decide to involve yourself in this war then your nation will be wrecked by war. However, if you decide to remain neutral then we could continue very lucrative trade, something much better for both parties.

Really, it's your call Mr Abbalah. Do you wish to fight a war that you will not win, or will you back down?

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An urgent pounding reverberated through the sleepy bedroom. Annabelle noted the time, shortly after sunrise, then quickly stripped down to her underwear. Her right hand holding one of her submachineguns behind her back, she opened the door just a little. "Yes?" She asked in an irritated tone.

Raekhimnijong started "Annabelle! What are you...here...now...?" he stammered.

"Are you going somewhere with this?" Annabelle snapped.

"Ah, ah. Ahem. Urgent message for the Dictator. It concerns the Noodle Republic and the developing situation in the East." Raekhimnijong composed. "And just what are you doing in the leader's bedroom at this hour?"

"How stupid are you?" Annabelle countered hotly. "I will wake him immediately. Leave us."

"Ah, um, sure." Raekhimnijong did not have enough time to about face before the door slammed.

Annabelle stalked over to the Dictator's bed. "Wake up!" she commanded. When the leader's sleep was not so easily dispelled, she flipped his mattress upside down, depositing Shrev onto the floor.

"I was going to be up in a minute!" The dictator swore. "And what are you wearing? Pink underwear? I was expecting camouflage."

"There's a diplomatic situation with the Noodle Republic." Annabelle explained. "Now go before I decide I heard that comment."

"Fine, fine." Shrev pulled on the first available shirt and pants then left without finding his shoes.

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In the conference room...

"My lord. It appears the Noodle Republic believes we have pledged to support them should war be declared between them and the Crimson King." Doumont stated urgently.

"What, no good morning?" Shrev grumbled. "Okay, did we sign any treaty of that sort with them?"

"No. I suspect they believe our guarantee of trade route security with them extends to a full-scale intercontinental war." Doumont extrapolated.

"Well it doesn't." The Dictator clarified. "It does mean we'll sweep away any pirates of any flag interdicting our trade with them."

"So if the Crimson King attempts to raid ships plying the routes between the Noodle Republic and Tayloristan?" Raekhimnijong questioned.

"Our navy goes into action to clear that trade route, but no further." Shrev finished. "Now, may I go back to bed?"

"Sure. I can certainly see why you'd want to." Raekhimnijong growled.

"Fine. I will see you fine gentlemen in another three hours or so." With that, Shrev stumbled back to his room.

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Tayloristan's guarantee of trade security does not extend to an intercontinental war. Only to keeping the one route between Tayloristan and the Noodle Republic open.
 
To the Golden Master,

Ah, but as people are not goods in the eyes of the laws of the Noodle Republic. As such "Merchants" dealing in slaves are not Merchants at all, they are merely criminals therefore the treaty does not apply to them at all.

The Noodle Republic is missaplying its domestic civil law onto an international treaty, which because of its inter-national nature is bound into international law, not the domestic law of individual states. As such, considering slavery is internationally legal and accepted, and considering the previously mentioned aspects of the treaty, any intrusion into the legal slave trade of our merchants would be tantamount to a unilateral violation of the treaty and an act of war against the Golden Horde.
 
Article II: The Noodle Republic agrees to consider the hordes merchants as equivalent to citizens of the Noodle Republic for the purposes of trade and use of ports, and allow ships accredited to the Golden Horde the use of its ports as harbour. .

Article I: The Noodle Republic agrees to refrain from any interference with any trade whatsoever of the Golden Horde, or any practices pertaining thereof.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa! You both signed a mutually conflicting treaty?

Tayloristan does not believe the only resolution to this conflict is force of arms. Tayloristan recommends locking delegates from the Noodle Republic and the Golden Horde in the Room of Sharing until they've learned to love, and also draft a more fair treaty.
 
On the contrary, the treaty is not mutually conflicting. As we noted the merchants of the golden horde are considered citizens for purposes of trade and use of ports only. This applies to, tarriffs, fees and the like, not criminal law which is what the Noodle Republics slavery prohibition is. Furthermore since its an international treaty, it comes under international law (since it involves two separately sovereign parties) and so any Noodler definitions regarding what constitutes trade are irrelevant, since its the international norm that applies.
 
On the contrary, the treaty is not mutually conflicting. As we noted the merchants of the golden horde are considered citizens for purposes of trade and use of ports as only. This applies to, tarriffs, fees and the like, not criminal law which is what the Noodle Republics slavery prohibition is. Furthermore since its an international treaty, it comes under international law (since it involves two separately sovereign parties).

If they're citizens, they're subject to every law unless granted immunity by an international treaty.

The existing treaty deals with blanket enough terms that it must either grant exemption to all laws (criminal, tax, etc) or vulnerability to all laws.

Tayloristan would recommend reworking the treaty to spell out that criminal laws are the exempt laws, minus clear threats to public safety, whereas taxes and tariffs are not exempt. Else this misunderstanding will only happen again.
 
As we said, the are considered citizens for the purposes of trade and use of ports only (the nature of which we have defined). Ergo they are treated AS IF, they were citizens of the Noodle Republic for those purposes. They are obviously not citizens de jure of the Noodle Republic, since they are citizens of the Golden Horde. Here article one makes absolutely clear that the Noodle Republic cannot interfere with the trade of merchant practices of the Golden Hordes merchants (ergo its citizens) in its lands, and article three makes clear that neither state can embargo or impinge on the free trade of eachother through embargoes or any such measure on the part of the state.
 
As we said, the are considered citizens for the purposes of trade and use of ports only (the nature of which we have defined). Ergo they are treated AS IF, they were citizens of the Noodle Republic for those purposes. They are obviously not citizens de jure of the Noodle Republic, since they are citizens of the Golden Horde. Here article one makes absolutely clear that the Noodle Republic cannot interfere with the trade of merchant practices of the Golden Hordes merchants (ergo its citizens) in its lands.

Tayloristan admits that makes sense, unless someone can explain how owning slaves is connected to the act of trading within the Noodle Republic or ports in general.
 
Tayloristan admits that makes sense, unless someone can explain how owning slaves is connected to the act of trading within the Noodle Republic or ports in general.

No, but moving them through the ports is illegal under Noodle port law.
 
Well I can see Nuke's clearly aiming for his RP bonuses this turn!

I think this dispute over whether slavery falls under international trade or domestic law shall prove interesting... I'm already foreseeing the UN Assembly becoming like the antebellum US Senate, with members vying to keep it balanced between slave and free states. :p
 
Well I can see Nuke's clearly aiming for his RP bonuses this turn!

I think this dispute over whether slavery falls under international trade or domestic law shall prove interesting... I'm already foreseeing the UN Assembly becoming like the antebellum US Senate, with members vying to keep it balanced between slave and free states. :p

I can't help it! It's like diarrhea of the creativity!

It is Tayloristan's view that slavery falls under domestic purview - status between slave and hostage changes based on which imaginary line in the sand you cross. Of course Tayloristan also believes diplomatic immunity is both issued by and can be revoked by the nation the diplomat is going to.
 
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