My celestia jokes.

[PlutonianEmpire]

Here is a scene from Celestia. What's wrong with this picture?

Heh. Heh. Heh.

Guess where the big one is headed. Heh-heh-heh....

 

[Jawz II]

aah yeah

that was so hilarious...

 

[~Corsair#01~]

You keep posting pictures like that... is it a game or something? Link please...

 

[Riesstiu IV]

Why does every other post center around the "Plutonian Empire"? You could be in a thread discussing athe Iran Contra scandal then all of a sudden you hear (in a nerd voice), "All hail the Plutonian Empire"! Then I'm thinking, "WTH"?

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

You keep posting pictures like that... is it a game or something? Link please...

The link is in my sig.

Why does every other post center around the "Plutonian Empire"? You could be in a thread discussing athe Iran Contra scandal then all of a sudden you hear (in a nerd voice), "All hail the Plutonian Empire"! Then I'm thinking, "WTH"?

If you don't like what you see, then don't look at it.

BTW: I'm not a nerd, and I don't have a silly voice.

 

[kulade]

Even if those planets did colide, earth would probably create enough damage and debris to wipe out all plutonian life.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Actually, the big one, Plutonium, is a gas giant, so there is no life on Plutonium in the first place. My Empire is on Pluto, not Plutonium.

 

[Amenhotep7]

Hopw and when did your love affair with the planet Pluto start?

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

When, in 2000, I learned that Pluto was the planet closest to the Zenith (top of the sky) when I was born, according to my astrology chart. I checked it with my astronomy program. Sure enough, Pluto was the planet closest to the Zenith.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Aww, poor little America....

Heh. Heh. Heh.

PS: Doomsday is a 3000 mile wide comet.

 

[Perfection]

Why does every other post center around the "Plutonian Empire"? You could be in a thread discussing athe Iran Contra scandal then all of a sudden you hear (in a nerd voice), "All hail the Plutonian Empire"! Then I'm thinking, "WTH"?

That's the thing, he's overdoing his megalomania. He has threads and threads all pertaining to his sole Pluto topic.

Now if we look at me I've the reputation of numerous things, Ti89s, GDRs, Sim City 2000, evolution, and much much more. That's the key to true self centrism, if you're going to be self-centered make yourself varied an interesting not just a single topic.

 

[Perfection]

MMMMM... Pluto...

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

hahahahahahahahaha

Good one!

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

That's the thing, he's overdoing his megalomania. He has threads and threads all pertaining to his sole Pluto topic.

Isn't that what IMPERIALISM is supposed to be

 

[Perfection]

Isn't that what IMPERIALISM is supposed to be

No no no no no. Imperialism is a little bit of everything. It's like back when England was the big power it wasn't all Europe. No, it was a little bit of Europe, a little bit of the Carribean, a little bit of asia, a little bit of Afrrica, you get the idea!

Ya see, imperialism is about taking many items and using them for your gain, not taking from a single item as you are doing.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Hmm... I need to refrain my activities to this and the [thread name classified] thread to avoid upsetting people, since I'm obviously being treated like a piece crap (either throught bullying, like Perfection does, or people lose their temper at me) on this website.

 

[~Corsair#01~]

I'm downloading Celestia now... should be interesting.

 

[philippe]

lol funny guys although i don't have a clue to do the same as you guys and i have celestia

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Everyone else is free to post their own celestia jokes on this thread. I'm not gonna hog this thread all to myself, you know. In fact, I encourage you to post your celestia jokes. They can be anything; pics, riddles, small talk, etc.

 

[Emp.Napoleon]

What is this "Celestia" about?