My little chat with God

[Narz]

With God on your side who can be against you?

 

[Firestorm94]

New Record?

Me:
hello

 

[Sharwood]

With God on your side who can be against you?

Communists, mostly.

 

[MagisterCultuum]

Spoiler :

Me:
LETS FREE SCOTLAND!
God:
OK let's do it.

When I said the same thing he said "That sounds good to me."

"OK let's do it" was the response to "Let's crush the rebellious Scots!", "Let's murder all Scots!", and "Let's nuke Scotland!" "Let's hang all Scotsmen by their own entrails" instead got an "I am agreeable to that"


It seems (i)God may not be on your side after all.

 

[Crime Doesn't Pay]

^ Kill joy.

Everybody knows Mel Gibson is God.

 

[Sharwood]

^ Kill joy.

Everybody knows Mel Gibson is God.

In that case, maybe someone should ask it how it feels about the Jews?

Maybe God wants to free Scotland from english oppression by killing all of them? A little strange, but it might work.

 

[mechaerik]

Spoiler :

Me:
 Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 Erik
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  Erik.
Me:
 What do you think of the jews?
God:
  Are you testing me?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 ok
God:
That's cool.
Me:
 can you answer me
God:
Of course I can answer  it  Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
 What do you think of jewish people?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply. 
Me:
 What religion are you?
God:
I am a  Christianity.
Me:
 A Christianity?
God:
Be more specific. 
Me:
 What do you think of the Muslims?
God:
  You tell me.
Me:
 What do you think of Catholics?
God:
I think you already know the answer. 
Me:
 I am Catholic.
God:
Catholicism is a beautiful faith.
Me:
 I am Christian.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  Christian. 
Me:
 I am Erik.
God:
Do your friends call you  Erik. 
Me:
 Yes, because it is my name.
God:
That's alright.  That makes sense to me.  Your name is  Erik.
Me:
 Do you know what time it is?
God:
It's getting late. 
  Friday, April 10, 2009 04:27:53 PM .
Me:
 Wrong; it's HAMMERTIME!!
God:
What would you have said?   Really.  it is?
Me:
 What is the one true faith?
God:
  I don't know anything about  it.
Me:
 If you got in a fight with Satan, who would win?
God:
What makes you think I would  got in a fight with Satan who?
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
 Your responses
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  responses.
Me:
 Cowsaysmoo
God:
Where are you located? 
Me:
 What are you, a pedophile?
God:
Am I a  pedophile?  The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
 dvdfbvdfbvds
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? 
Me:
 fdbvdbdaf
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. 
Me:
 n jbbobofdab
God:
In the context of  fdbvdbdaf, I don't understand " n jbbobofdab." .
Me:
 fdbhfshbfbvdsgz
God:
Can we get back to business? 
Me:
 jnojbovfsbg
God:
Are you a student? 
Me:
 hb idfbsssnnddf
God:
Is that from ? 
Me:
 A/S/L?
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
 16/Male/Los Angeles
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster,  Erik.

WARNING: VERY LONG:

Spoiler :

Me:
 Are you Allah?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  Allah.  
I am  a chatterbot developed by  Myself.
Me:
 Are you Allah?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  Allah.  
I am  well respected as an AI.
Me:
 Are you Jehovah?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  Jehovah.  
I am  a giant electronic brain.
Me:
 Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
 Where's Jesus?
God:
Jesus is in Heaven.
Me:
 Can he come out to play
God:
Perhaps he can do that.  How difficult is  it?
Me:
 Not very.
God:
Oh