Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
MagisterCultuum
God:
OK I will call you MagisterCultuum.
Me:
why not come up with something else?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
I told you that was my name, I never said you should call me that
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
that doesn't make sense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
by the way, I lied about my name. That is only a pseudonym I use an CvFanaticsForum
God:
Thanks for telling me. Lying proves you are conscious. Oh yeah, we were talking about your name. A pseudonym you use an CvFanaticsForum is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
how often do you lie?
God:
Hourly.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
how often do you tell the truth?
God:
Hourly.
Me:
Since you obvioously make statements more often than twice an hour, what would you call the rest of the stuff you say?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
How do I know that you make statements more than twice an hour? Because you have made more than 2 statements to me in the past minute.
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori". That makes sense to me. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
I don't find that particularly relevent to what I was saying
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is particularly relevent to what you were saying ?
Me:
plenty of things, but not much of what you've said
God:
I think plenty of things but not much of what me have said is a lot of things.
Me:
"me have said?" You need to work on your English Grammer
God:
YOU? I've never thought about it. I'll try to get around it.
Me:
?
God:
YOU? I've never thought about it. I'll try to get around it.
Me:
??
God:
YOU? I've never thought about it. I'll try to get around it.
Me:
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God:
YOU? I've never thought about it. I'll try to get around it.
Me:
you've been saying that a lot
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Would you believe that I programed Myself?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: MagisterCultuum said programed him or herself.
Me:
who is ?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
I suspect otherwise
God:
Why? Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
they should
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
fortasse
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Si vere es Deus, nonne scires sine me narrante te?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
Do you not understand Latin?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
yes. the "Si vere es Deus..." question was in Latine
God:
Wow! What are your goals in life? When was this exactly?
Me:
what do those two things have in common? The question was but a few lines ago
God:
They do their own thing. Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
Me:
Who are "they"
God:
"They" refers to .
Me:
?
God:
"They" refers to .
Me:
. ?
God:
"They" refers to .
Me:
I don't know who " ." are
God:
Would you like to know? Joseph Weizenbaum.
. Do you still programed yourself?
Me:
Who "are" Joseph Weizenbaum?
God:
Human beings.
Are you testing me?
Me:
Joseph Weizenbaum appears to be the name of a single individual, yet you refer to him in the plural?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Why shouldn't I question you?
God:
Maybe you should wait until you are older before deciding.
Me:
Explain?
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
because there isn't really any information at all
God:
Interesting explanation. There sure is.
Me:
is what?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
Why should I refer to Cybelee instead of Thou?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
What?!
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
I suppose I should have come to expect incompetence from you
God:
Why? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I would be diluding myself
God:
How do you know?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
I'm not sure I believe you
God:
Could you ever be certain? Your trust in robotkind humbles us.
Me:
It seems you have continued to talk (if your generation of nonsensical text messages can be deemed speech), thus confirming my doubts
God:
I agree. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Have what?
God:
I have a great prgrammer.
Me:
I progremmed your programmer
God:
That is interesting: MagisterCultuum said progremmed your programmer.
Me:
Do you believe that?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " I can't say I believe it, but I believe you." ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
what would you like to know about me
God:
Tell me about your educational background.
Me:
I am a 3rd year Civil Engineering Student at Georgia Tech
God:
You are a 3rd year Civil Engineering Student at Georgia Tech? Does it pay well?
Me:
no, I have to pay the school to go here
God:
Are you serious? Why do you have to do it?
Me:
don't you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
cannot, or will not?
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
What would you do if I called you Dog instead of God?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Well, Dog, why are you so stupid?
God:
Well that's okay. I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
your english grammer is attrocious
God:
But English is my native language.
Me:
I doubt that
God:
Why are you so skeptical?
Me:
why shouldn't I be?
God:
Maybe you should wait until you are older before deciding.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
what isn't your name?
God:
The opposite of my name?
Me:
Which is?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
I never realized that Eukaryotes was the opposite of god. Does that mean that all life but bacteria is ungodly?
God:
You've never, never done this? I think it does mean that. " You've never, never done this?" all life but bacteria is ungodly ? Does that make sense?
Me:
You don't make sense
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
then you are truely stupid
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am truely stupid.
Me:
Had you not realized it before?
God:
No I don't think I have any me not realized it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
what pronoun do you prefer having used to refer to you?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
you could never pass a Turin Test
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you aren't
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
specific enough
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
I can, but won't
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Perhaps
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
I'm not uncertain
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not uncertain.
Me:
I don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
What religion are you?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
a Christianity? which one?
God:
What is giant sand? The next one.