My Micronation: The United Microbian States

[Ajidica]

Bah! THE NORTH WILL RAZE AGAIN!

 

[Perfection]

Can we call you nation the UMS for short?

What's your stance on blackjack, hookers, and blow?

 

[Borachio]

Taking in washing is the well known activity of, well, taking in washing. Obviously the taker in of washing will charge a small fee* for taking in washing and... washing it.

Many a world-beating economy has been based on little more than taking in washing.

The most notable articles of washing are: socks (naturally), bed linen, and underwear.

Is this an unknown thing in Florida? I must say I'm surprised.

*The main purpose of charging for taking in washing is, of course, to enable the taker-in to pay for their own washing to be taken in.

 

[Tuna7]

Your national motto is derogative.

Currently it means 'That filthy land out of the free woman/girl', which is I suppose not the meaning you want to get across.

Never trust google translate.

Also, the UMS is a common abbreviation.

 

[Tuna7]

If I understand correctly, your nation is located near the town of Lithia, Florida. That town was named for the lithium which is contained the water of a nearby spring. Since lithium is a valuable mineral, I wonder if it could be a source of revenue? Lithium is often extracted from water via brine pools, but I wonder there are local deposits of ore, as well.

I never knew that! Florida has a pretty high water table, so extracting the lithium could be quite easy.

And just because we're small and new DOES NOT mean this is fake. I have gone to extravegent measures to nuture this country. I thank those who have provided constructive criticism. This is my first revelation of my country not within the local community.

 

[Perfection]

What does the flag symbolize?

 

[Tuna7]

It says on the website in microbian factbook

 

[Perfection]

What are the 4 Miroom state powers? What is"Miroom" anyways?

Why is the flag red and white?

 

[Borachio]

White symbolizes clean washing.

Red is for the colour of the washer woman's hands.

The four state powers is a missprint for four state powders. Four state washing powders are needed: 1) Pre-wash 2) Wash 3) Post wash 4) Extra post wash.

Miroom is also a missprint for My Room. As in My Washing Room.

Hope this clears up any misunderstanding.

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

Greetings fellow micronationalist! I am the President of my small country, but most of our citizens have left, only those with important titles still care.

 

[Tuna7]

White symbolizes clean washing.

Red is for the colour of the washer woman's hands.

The four state powers is a missprint for four state powders. Four state washing powders are needed: 1) Pre-wash 2) Wash 3) Post wash 4) Extra post wash.

Miroom is also a missprint for My Room. As in My Washing Room.

Hope this clears up any misunderstanding.

The colors mean nothing, and Miroom is the capital.

Celtic, can you provide more information? I'm looking forward to a possible alliance.

 

[plarq]

I just want to build a mental ward, which would serve better.

 

[Perfection]

The colors mean nothing, and Miroom is the capital.

Celtic, can you provide more information? I'm looking forward to a possible alliance.

What's Miroom like?

 

[strijder20]

Never trust google translate.

Also, the UMS is a common abbreviation.

In case you're interested, Terra haec liberorum is a better translation.

 

[Tuna7]

Just to let you know, today my population incresed by 120 and we now have 397 people, 3 away from being the largest micronation according to Microwiki

 

[Perfection]

How does one become a citizen of your micronation?

 

[Goodfella]

Just to let you know, today my population incresed by 120 and we now have 397 people, 3 away from being the largest micronation according to Microwiki

Aren't you worried that if it grows too much it won't be a micronation?

 

[householder]

Just to let you know, today my population incresed by 120 and we now have 397 people

That is an astonishing growth rate. Have you annexed new territory (and its population) or has there been massive immigration?

Aren't you worried that if it grows too much it won't be a micronation?

I was wondering the same. However, other than the Vatican City (which is an historical anomaly) the smallest population country is the island nation of Nauru, with over 8000 residents. So I think his burgeoning microstate would have to grow quite bit larger to break into the big leagues.

 

[Phrossack]

Has the United States even noticed your secession?

 

[Perfection]

http://micronations.wikia.com/wiki/United_Microbian_States

Just for reference...