Need help with Religion test

[bloodofages]

I need help with a test, i have falling behind and not sure what to put in, i was wondering if i could get some help and get the right answers do i can move on.



Please complete the quiz below and send it back to us. Thank you!

Halfway-Through Self-Assessment
(Accompanies Class 6B)

Name:


How are your spiritual habits developing? In general:

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Yes No
Do you read something from God?s Word daily?
Have you been reading through any of the Gospels?
Do you have Quiet Time with the Lord daily?
Have you memorized Scriptures?
Have you reviewed the verses you?ve memorized?
Have you been taking time to praise the Lord each day?
Have you been making prayer a habit?
Do you pray before you go somewhere?
Have you told anyone about Jesus or given out any tracts?
Do you stop and ask the Lord for guidance?

How much do you remember from the classes?
Give three reasons for reading the Word.
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Give two reasons for memorizing.
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Which book of the Bible tells the history of how the Early Church was
anointed by the Holy Spirit to preach the Gospel?
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What is the main purpose of the Holy Ghost?
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Name three of the gifts of the Spirit.
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Prayer is a two-way conversation.? True or false?
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Give an example of one verse that is a ?promise? that you can claim
when praying.
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What is the key verse that tells us that the gift of prophecy will be
poured out in the last days?
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Jesus said we could judge a prophet by his ____________. (The answer is
in Matthew 7:20.)

What is the Golden Rule?

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What two commandments did Jesus say are most important?

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How many books are there in the Bible?
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[classical_hero]

This is a self assessment thing, so you really need to do the work yourself. Also some the answers are specific to the class that you are taking. If you do not know what the Golden Rule is then you have not been paying enough attention.

 

[bloodofages]

I think the Goldern rule is do unto others as you would want others do unto you, and no i have not been paying attention to much, work has been keeping me to busy.

 

[bloodofages]

Stuff like what commandment jesus said, and the one judeing a prophhet by his? the main purpose of the holy ghost? the key verse of the prophecy?

 

[Perfection]

Name: Perfection


How are your spiritual habits developing? In general:

“Oh don’t give me no more of that Old Janx Spirit
No, don’t you give me no more of that Old Janx Spirit
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
Won’t you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit”

Yes No
Do you read something from God?s Word daily? Hell no!
Have you been reading through any of the Gospels? Hell no!
Do you have Quiet Time with the Lord daily? Hell no!
Have you memorized Scriptures? Hell no!
Have you reviewed the verses you?ve memorized? Hell no!
Have you been taking time to praise the Lord each day? Hell no!
Have you been making prayer a habit? Hell no!
Do you pray before you go somewhere? Hell no!
Have you told anyone about Jesus or given out any tracts? Hell no!
Do you stop and ask the Lord for guidance? Hell no!

How much do you remember from the classes? jack squat
Give three reasons for reading the Word.
good for a laugh
to piss off Muslims
under threat of death

Give two reasons for memorizing.
under threat of death
uh, are there competitions with prizes or something?


Which book of the Bible tells the history of how the Early Church was
anointed by the Holy Spirit to preach the Gospel?
According to Jim


What is the main purpose of the Holy Ghost?
So Jesus can get Halloween candy

Name three of the gifts of the Spirit.
dozen roses
box of chocolate
edible panties

Prayer is a two-way conversation.? True or false?
false

Give an example of one verse that is a ?promise? that you can claim
when praying.
I promise to stay away from the alter boys, oh great and merciful God


What is the key verse that tells us that the gift of prophecy will be poured out in the last days?
the one that goes "The gift of prophecy will be poured out in the last days"

Jesus said we could judge a prophet by his hairdo. (The answer is
in Matthew 7:20.)



What is the Golden Rule?
Screw the others before they screw you.

What two commandments did Jesus say are most important?

You do not talk about Fight Club
You do not talk about Fight Club

How many books are there in the Bible?
Which bible? There's so damned many!

 

[bloodofages]

That won't help me

 

[Perfection]

I'm sorry

 

[Red Door]

There's always the do it yourself via the internet option. I sure am not going to help you cheat.

 

[El_Machinae]

Give three reasons for reading the Word.

To compare and contrast with reality
To know what the heck Shakespeare is referring to half the time
To convince a parole officer that you've reformed.

 

[bloodofages]

what? I am not cheating. Just asking for some help.

 

[MayNilad Man]

@Perfection: Perfect answers!

 

[Red Door]

what? I am not cheating. Just asking for some help.

You're asking for the answers without doing the work, hence, cheating.

 

[El_Machinae]

I'm sorry, what's the value of this quiz?

I mean, it seems like the type of class where your class mark doesn't really matter.

 

[bathsheba666]

You're seeking help in the wrong forum.....

You should be on your knees, boy, prayin to the good lord....oh yeah...

 

[aneeshm]

How are your spiritual habits developing? In general:

Pretty damn nicely. I come closer and closer to the truth as time goes on.

Yes No
Do you read something from God?s Word daily? Yes, if you consider Veda Vyasa to be a Shrauta, and the Vedas to be Shruti.
Have you been reading through any of the Gospels? No.
Do you have Quiet Time with the Lord daily? Sometimes I meditate.
Have you memorized Scriptures? I've got the entire Purushasukta down pat.
Have you reviewed the verses you?ve memorized? Yes.
Have you been taking time to praise the Lord each day? No. Because that's pathetic.
Have you been making prayer a habit? Again, not really. But reverence is a habit.
Do you pray before you go somewhere? Not really.
Have you told anyone about Jesus or given out any tracts? HELL NO!
Do you stop and ask the Lord for guidance? No. I look within.

How much do you remember from the classes? Is that important? Ask instead, how much do the classes change you?
Give three reasons for reading the Word. To learn from the insights of those who have preceded us, and traverse the path the race has traversed till then.
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Give two reasons for memorizing. There are none.
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Which book of the Bible tells the history of how the Early Church was
anointed by the Holy Spirit to preach the Gospel? Does it really matter?
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What is the main purpose of the Holy Ghost? To scare us.
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Name three of the gifts of the Spirit. Truth, consciousness, and bliss.
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Prayer is a two-way conversation.? Trivially true by definition.
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Give an example of one verse that is a ?promise? that you can claim
when praying. There are none.
_______________________________________________________________

What is the key verse that tells us that the gift of prophecy will be
poured out in the last days? Again, is it relevant?
________________________________________________________________

Jesus said we could judge a prophet by his ____________. (The answer is
in Matthew 7:20.) ???

What is the Golden Rule? Discard all in search of truth.

________________________________________________________________

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What two commandments did Jesus say are most important? Who cares?

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How many books are there in the Bible? Again, how does it matter? What matters is, how many Bible books' teaching are in you?


I guess that pretty much covers it.

 

[El_Machinae]

Aneesh: If there's value in learning what the predecessors thought, then isn't there value in knowing what Jesus thought was the most important?

 

[LightFang]

Why are you cheating in a religion class? That's so horrible.

 

[kulade]

Yes No
Do you read something from God?s Word daily? If you're talking about the Bible, yes, daily.
Have you been reading through any of the Gospels? Yes.
Do you have Quiet Time with the Lord daily? WTF is that?
Have you memorized Scriptures? Not intensionally, but they stick...
Have you reviewed the verses you?ve memorized? Yes
Have you been taking time to praise the Lord each day? No.
Have you been making prayer a habit? I don't pray.
Do you pray before you go somewhere? No.
Have you told anyone about Jesus or given out any tracts? Not in a religous way.
Do you stop and ask the Lord for guidance? I solve my own problems.
How much do you remember from the classes? I hope you really don't need classes for this stuff.
Give three reasons for reading the Word.
Bordum, the cool kids do it, and I like fiction.
Give two reasons for memorizing.
Impressing the Jesus chicks
Which book of the Bible tells the history of how the Early Church was
anointed by the Holy Spirit to preach the Gospel?
The acts of the apostles
What is the main purpose of the Holy Ghost?
To give you fuzzy feelings in church and "fill people up."
Name three of the gifts of the Spirit.
Love, joy, peace
Prayer is a two-way conversation.? True or false?
Only if you're crazy.
Give an example of one verse that is a ?promise? that you can claim
when praying.
Move mountains? Didn't work...
What is the key verse that tells us that the gift of prophecy will be
poured out in the last days?
I know what you're talking about but don't know the verse.
Jesus said we could judge a prophet by his ____________. (The answer is
in Matthew 7:20.)
I'm guessing fruits or teachings, too lazy to look it up.
What is the Golden Rule?
Treat others how who wish to be treated
What two commandments did Jesus say are most important?
Love God and neighbors.
How many books are there in the Bible?
66 canonical

Kulade has honestly answered the questions.

 

[Elrohir]

Bloodofages, this is a self assessment quiz. They're trying to figure out stuff about you, not random people you talk to on the internet. Just fill the thing out the best you can, and they'll accept it.

 

[Gaius Octavius]

Your first mistake, I'm afraid, was posting anything that's pro-religion in OT. I wouldn't expect too many helpful responses. (I guess this isn't one, either. )