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Regeneration In Process
Actually, you are probably going to get out of this comparatively well. Though some nasty surprises await you too. 
NES2 VIb - Return of the Chaos.
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JosefStalinator
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das said:Actually, you are probably going to get out of this comparatively well. Though some nasty surprises await you too.
Now it wouldn't be fun if they weren't there, now would it
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Tales of the Rajput Emperor and the Flying Face
He looked up only to see a flying face. This particular face, wasn't a normal face. it was Sameer's face. it had an exceptionally large nose and a very hairy unibrow. The boy lying on the floor looked up and uttered a a whisper from his mouth, Sammmmmmeerr????
This particular face spoke a funny language which only those of the retarted nature could understand... the person lying on the floor started pulling his hair out and then peeling of his skin until all there was, WAS BLOOD!!! Mwuahahaha!!!!
The face had claimed it's first victim.... harry van manen..
To be continued....
He looked up only to see a flying face. This particular face, wasn't a normal face. it was Sameer's face. it had an exceptionally large nose and a very hairy unibrow. The boy lying on the floor looked up and uttered a a whisper from his mouth, Sammmmmmeerr????
This particular face spoke a funny language which only those of the retarted nature could understand... the person lying on the floor started pulling his hair out and then peeling of his skin until all there was, WAS BLOOD!!! Mwuahahaha!!!!
The face had claimed it's first victim.... harry van manen..
To be continued....
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Tales of the Rajput Emperor and the Flying Face Part II
As usual at 7.30 pm Henry Duffy walked the long walk up his stairs to his bedroom where he would stay for 2 hours shaving until he was caught by his mum. Henry went about his usual routine holding a copy of the times and shaving his legs using a Gillette Venus womans twin blade shaver. He had finished shaving one leg and decided to move to his left leg where he carried on shaving till his legs were smooth and oily.( euggh....). He moved the womans shaver towards his leg when a remarkably hairy object came through his window leaving not a bit of glass on the window pane. he looked down to the floor, " SAMMEERRR????".
"Yes, baby," Sameer replied." I saw you shaving outside and I thought that I could join you as I have been annoyingly bored these past few days."Although the face was not here ffor shaving it was here to claim its seocnd victim. holding out a sharp sword, the face thrust it into Henery and all that could be heard throughout the whole house was a screeching " AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Henry started to expand into a giant balloon and was floating in the air. a strong wind through the open window sent Henry flying into the fireplace. Henry carried on screaming and his mother was getting worried.
In his alter ego state, sould call himself " Mrs. duffy" as well as running round the neighbourhood shouting that he was actually Henry's mother. Henry futher expanded and then BBBOOOOOMMMM!!!!!! Colours pured out everywhere and lots and lots of blood, and that was it : Henrys mother ran up the stairs and opened his bedroom door to see a plastic sheath lying on the floor and a Gillete Venus womans shaver. Although she was proud of his son for shaving his legs with a womans shaver she was in tears. His face started to melt
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!": was all that could be heard...the face had claimed another victim and went on to get the next...MWUHAHAHAHA
The End
By The Rajput Emperor of India while under the influence of ganja, hasish, and opium.
As usual at 7.30 pm Henry Duffy walked the long walk up his stairs to his bedroom where he would stay for 2 hours shaving until he was caught by his mum. Henry went about his usual routine holding a copy of the times and shaving his legs using a Gillette Venus womans twin blade shaver. He had finished shaving one leg and decided to move to his left leg where he carried on shaving till his legs were smooth and oily.( euggh....). He moved the womans shaver towards his leg when a remarkably hairy object came through his window leaving not a bit of glass on the window pane. he looked down to the floor, " SAMMEERRR????".
"Yes, baby," Sameer replied." I saw you shaving outside and I thought that I could join you as I have been annoyingly bored these past few days."Although the face was not here ffor shaving it was here to claim its seocnd victim. holding out a sharp sword, the face thrust it into Henery and all that could be heard throughout the whole house was a screeching " AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Henry started to expand into a giant balloon and was floating in the air. a strong wind through the open window sent Henry flying into the fireplace. Henry carried on screaming and his mother was getting worried.
In his alter ego state, sould call himself " Mrs. duffy" as well as running round the neighbourhood shouting that he was actually Henry's mother. Henry futher expanded and then BBBOOOOOMMMM!!!!!! Colours pured out everywhere and lots and lots of blood, and that was it : Henrys mother ran up the stairs and opened his bedroom door to see a plastic sheath lying on the floor and a Gillete Venus womans shaver. Although she was proud of his son for shaving his legs with a womans shaver she was in tears. His face started to melt
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!": was all that could be heard...the face had claimed another victim and went on to get the next...MWUHAHAHAHA
The End
By The Rajput Emperor of India while under the influence of ganja, hasish, and opium.
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Lord_Iggy said:
Do you have a problem with my fairy tale?
JosefStalinator
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Post the update! Joe is tired!
Kozmos
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Aye! He speaks the truth.
JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
Not... Even.. Doom... Music... can keep me awake... lest my safety not be guarenteed.
Which, as we know, is NO good.
Which, as we know, is NO good.
Insane_Panda
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Silence, n00blet!
*parades around 7,000+ posts*
*parades around 7,000+ posts*
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Do we have to get to the top of the next page too?
das
Regeneration In Process
Not really, but its something for you to do while I finish the update in my lazy, oft-distracted manner, and its best to keep everyone busy so that they will have no time to plot mutiny. So yes, do that.
Insane_Panda
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Please...post...
It's like 3:00 AM and my eyes are about to fall out.
It's like 3:00 AM and my eyes are about to fall out.
JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
Yeah, Das, please...
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Its the afternoon here...hahaha
das
Regeneration In Process
In a random note, Azale will kill me for this. Ah well, but then I'll kill for killing so many killed NESes where I could have killed more people had he not killed them. Kill kill kill.
Update almost finished - only a few more stats...
Update almost finished - only a few more stats...
Kozmos
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You people are so weak, never pulled an all-nighter?
Still NEDM!? *cougar rowr*
EDIT: And Sonic and Safety not guaranteed?
Still NEDM!? *cougar rowr*
EDIT: And Sonic and Safety not guaranteed?
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