NES2 VIb - Return of the Chaos.

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Disenfrancised said:
But of course, and we will abide by our agreements of friendship with the PUAF, and we even offer whatever of our resources you desire in defeating this insurgency. However we urge you to take the high ground against these rebels - no not muddy your nations good name. Also the fact that such tensions exist indicates that possibly your government needs to reconsider some of its polices and relations with regional entities within the PUAF.

We could not continue forward with the policy of slavery. We are willing to negotiate without threat of violene with the regional entities you speak of, but they chose to rise up without considering the positives of a PUAF without slavery.

Even if the South wins, they are doomed to fail. The sooner they realize this, the sooner we can integrate them into the PUAF.
 
The following is NOT APPROVED by the Finnish Foreign Ministry and is widely held to be a forgery sent by benign pranksters

The South cannot win against the Forces of Liberty, Premier. Especially not when you have thousands of crack Finnish troops at your command! Speaking of... we've run into a bit of a logistics problem. We realized that your nation was across that giant ocean thing and we realized we don't really have anything in the way of a "navy", per se. We were wondering if we could borrow a couple ships, that we may successfully transport troops. Actually, we don't need to borrow them, just send them to Turku to pick us up. Sorry, we hate having to bum rides. Parents can't afford the insurance and all.

The above is hearby sealed and declared evidence of the court. Official Seal of the Finnish Royal Family
 
"Stupid white men" says the Rajput Emperor. "Aye" replied the military advisor
"Oh baby!" shouts the Emperor
"Rar!" growls the military advisor

Thus begins the tales of the sexual pleasures of the Kama Sutra. Where shall this erotic dialouge lead to next?
 
Either the HREotFN or the Scandinavian Union should be able to help, or us if they can't spare the ships.

I fear that if we let them win here, it will only embolden the rebels in other parts of the HREotFN and worldwide. A slippery slope we could be on...
 
To The PDisunieAF
From PCA (confederate provinces of America)


Integrate us? We tried the route of integration for decades, and what did it bring us? Imbalanced tariffs and taxation, as well as incompetent heretical leadership, allowing the slaves to organize into satanic and Godless egalitist groups.

We will never again seek integration into the PDAF, and if you strike us down and force us to walk the same streets as those you have "freed" to destroy our entire society and institutions, you will only breed contempt from our populace for years to come.

Embolden rebels? We sir, were emboldedened by your horrendous act of destroying our society, and desire freedom and reconciliation with our French brethren. We despise egalitism as much as any other, and will work with all our neighbors to crush such movements as soon as they arrive.

To EUA
From PCA


We are dissapointed to hear our friends to the West have abandonded us in our time of need, and hope you reconsider at least non-involvement until the issue of southern freedom is sorted out between the Franco-American people.
 
With such horrible puns like PDisunieAF, you will fall quicker than I originally thought.

This is a new era of more liberal thinking, do you not realize what slaver does to your fellow man? The other issues are ones you work with inside a nation and is clearly not the main reason why you rebelled. Your archaic "way of life" that you so desperately cling to, is not worth the blood your followers spill for it. It does not need slavery either, necessarily.

As for religion...this is not a religious war. No matter how much you say it is, it does not make it so.
 
To: EUA

We ment a Trade Agreement in addition to the NAP.
 
To: PUAF
From: The Scandinavian Union
We will send some 5-10 divisions to aid you in your struggle (don't forget it das and Panda ;) ).

To: Finland
From: The Scandinavian Union
As we too are sending troops to aid our ally across the ocean we would be happy to provide transport to our Finnish brothers.
 
To the PUAF
From the Foreign Ministry of Finland


We apologize for the previous communique. It was not authorized by our people and efforts are being made as we write to you, ensuring that the culprits will be caught.

Of course we do not want to burden your forces any further and we are sure Emperor Valerian or the Scandanavians will have room for our forces.

In addition, a general call-to-arms to the Finnish people has been issued and we will be committing at least 10 divisions, if not more, towards removing threats to liberty.

To the Scandanavian Union
From the Kingdom of Finland


We humbly accept your offer and eagerly await the day the Great Army of the North sweeps down on the enemies of freedom in America.
 
Notes on the Free Canada Party (FCP)/Partie Canadienne Libre (PCL)

-A party founded in 1779 by political activists in Ontario.

-Sought a peaceful and legal method of separating from the PUAF.

-Rose to prominence during the chaotic year 1781. Several major members were arrested for inciting rebellion, but were later freed due to a lack of evidence.

-Constantly push the benefits of an independent Canada: More efficient government which would be representative of the non-French population of the New World, better use of the resources the area has to offer, and more rights for those who do not speak French as a first language.

-Party's leadership ethnic breakdown:
7 English
3 Irish
2 Scottish
2 German
1 Dutch
1 Spanish

-Led by Michael Horn, Newspaper Editor from Toronto (In OTL it was called York at this time... what would it be called in this TL?).

-Leans to the political left more so than the HRE or PUAF.

-Most popular among the middle and lower classes. Minor following in the upper class, though the majority of the affluent support more right leaning parties who wish to remain with the PUAF.

*****

And here's my group.
 
Nothing here.
 
silly iggy - right now no one was going to bother cracking down on those guys just yet. But now they know there is a player there...

...Seriously guys I kept quiet for 5 years with the EUA; patience is a virtue :D

To the PUAF
From the EUA
Slavery wasn't one of the domestic policies I was talking of, naturally we support your abolitionist campaign! We ask your permission to open a dialog with the seperatist parties who are pro-EUA, to urge them on non-violent means of concilation.

To the PCA
From the EUA

We were...friends with you slave owning argiculturalists? Doesn't sound like us, your thinking of our relationships with the merchents of New Orleans, and the free living peoples of the western PUAF provinces.
 
The Scandinavian Union applauds the Free Canada Party for promoting their cause through peaceful means rather than through violence and hope that an agreement beneficial to both PUAF and the Free Canada can be found.
 
De Re Publica Societatis Iesus

Father Manuel Contreras
1st ed.

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I. History

The deep Catholic influence in the country began with the coming of the Jesuits in the late 16th century. The Jesuits quickly set up missions all through the territory, and the Guarani natives flocked to them in droves, hoping to escape the slave trade. The protection of men of God was not enough, however, and Portuguese raiders attacked and burned the missions in the 1620s and 30s, enslaving the neophytes. At length they were rebuilt, and this time the priests took no chances; with the blessing of the Pope and the King of Spain they formed the converts into armed militias. They found the Guaranis to be very able warriors, and when armed with firearms they became a force to be feared. The safety of the missions was assured.

Little changed in the missions for the next hundred years or so. Let us forge ahead, then, to the 1740s, and the dissolution of the Spanish Empire. Paraguayan territory was first ceded to the Portuguese. The Guaranis, having long memories, feared occupation by their old enemies, and the native militias threw themselves anew into intense training and preparation. Before an effective administration could be created over the region, however, the Portuguese Empire itself crumbled. This time the Paraguayans were to come under the administration of the Estados Unidos de America (EUA). Fearing new overlords, and tired of being pawns in the battles of others, the Paraguayans realized that the time to act was now. In 1754, they ambushed the EUA column sent to take control of the country as it marched up the Paraguay River; the EUA troops, completely surprised by the attack, immediately fled. The EUA declined to press their claim on the territory, and the Paraguayan Jesuit Commonwealth was formed.

II. Government

Having just gained independence, the nascent Paraguayan Commonwealth was confronted with the problem of creating a central administration from scratch. A convention of the major Jesuit leaders of the nation was convened three months after the battle against the EUA. The convention argued and deliberated for four months before finally deciding on a government; the Paraguayan Jesuit Commonwealth was formed.

The center of the government is the legislature, which consists of two houses. The lower house, called the Chamber of Deputies, is a 100 member house whose members have won elections in their respective districts. This body convenes for the majority of the year, and they take care of the commonwealth’s domestic affairs. Each legislative term lasts 5 years, with one-fifth of all the seats up for election each year. The upper house, called the Senate, is a 40 member body consisting entirely of Roman Catholic clergy. Because the clergy cannot take much time from their normal duties to convene, this body only meets a few times each year. As such, they deal primarily with foreign affairs and state emergencies.

The executive branch consists of a Prime Minister and his subordinate ministers, called the Curia. The Prime Minister is chosen every five years by a joint session of the legislature, with each legislator having one vote. Starting a trend that has continued to this day, the first joint session in 1755 unanimously chose the Archbishop of Asuncion to lead the new nation. Because of his position as a member of the clergy, he too cannot devote much of his time to the position; therefore, most of the power of the executive rests in the Curia. It has four members—the Commander in Chief, the Secretary of State, the Chancellor of the Treasury, and the Chief of Domestic Affairs—each of which controls a bureaucracy that deals with specific needs of the state.

III. People

Though the exigencies of statehood would bring the mission system to its final end, the Paraguayan people still hold tightly to their community based way of life. The central social organization for the vast majority of Paraguayans is the local parish; they attend mass regularly, and the Priest is most often the most respected member of the community. Workers of the same trade tend to congregate in the same areas, thus giving rise to such nicknames as “the steelworkers’ parish” or “the railroadmen’s parish.” Often, the workers can be seen walking to work en masse, singing one of various popular work or sacred songs. They work long hours each day, but conditions in the factories are comparatively very good, and the pay is adequate. Because of the community emphasis, very few people are ever in want. Crime is very low, and the people are generally quite happy with their station. Many years of the cultivation of Christian virtues have produced a populace that is content, industrious, and temperate.

IV. Conclusion

The Paraguayan Jesuit Commonwealth is a very curious state indeed. Its devotion to the faith is matched by no other contemporary state, and its people’s singular devotion to community is similarly unmatched. Whether this state of affairs can be maintained remains to be seen.
 
To The Empire
From Segu

Yes Africa is a continent, but all Africains are a people. Just as Europe relates with Europeans. It just seems that your government lacks the common sense to see that. We insult you? What of your actions? Your diplomats can't even come up with a single reason for not selling the land.

And again you are wrong. We do not seek to capitalize on anything officially, but rather allow our citizens to do such. Of course we do not have the navy to defend such. One does not need a fleet of ships to defend the desert. But we have no hostility to any nation so such mightly fleets would no be needed

And, for once, you are right. France does feed Segu economically and- since we can find other reason why- we have come to a simple conclusion: you refuse the sale to force Segu merchants to feed France's economy. We have no ocean port- so we have no voice in what we can enter our nation- only things allowed within France can make it to Segu.

France controls an empire as large as the world itself- why does you get so angry when we ask for a measly parcel? You keep spewing off how we damage our reltaionship while casting a blind eye towards your actions. While France may be the might of the world, she does not own it.

To the Scandinavian Union
From Segu

It appears that you have been reading too much into Imperial propaganada sources. hostility from the Segu people ? What, do you believe that we're going to pick up some rocks and start a war? The only hostility will be France if they attempt to invade us. We could never fight a war against France- so why in the world would we ever start one? We advise you to think with your own head for once instead of listening to the french advisor. Did we not sign NAP with both of your nations? While France may discard her honor on the side of a road, we do not.

OOC: Panda do you really think that I trusted Moose? Tell me, in your wildest dreams did you believe for one second that I thought he wouldn't go running back to you to gain favor?

I'm not totally acting the idiot here. I've dug into everyone's past, studied their methods, their diplomacy, and their actions. I understand much more about you guys than you do of me. Do you honestly think I've been sitting still this whole time and twidling my thumbs?

The second Moose dropped his alliance I enacted part of my plan. You see, I needed someone to feed you false info. Moose fell right where I needed him to be. Didn't you notice how I didn't mention a single name?

You might be wondering why I'm telling you all of this. And no, its not just to pop any idea that you have me over. But rather, I'm giving you a free pass ;]. I've realized that my plans- despite all that I've put into them- hinge one on crucial thing- the trustability of alot of people. And I've discovered that none of you are really that trustworthy. So I've modified my plans and I'm headed down the right path instead of the left.

And to "you shall always remain a third rate power", how can I be a third rate when you attack me ;]? Maybe its french or something, but last time I checked "ANNEX'D." ment you are going to attack me and actually "annex". Go on ahead. In fact, to further entice you, I'm declaring that every defensive alliance that I've set up is now void. You can attack me without even having to worry about attacks from anywhere else now. Enjoy ;].
 
The Scandinavian Union applauds the Free Canada Party for promoting their cause through peaceful means rather than through violence and hope that an agreement beneficial to both PUAF and the Free Canada can be found.

We request that you do not support groups which seek to actively separate from the PUAF, no matter how peaceful their ways.
 
~Darkening~ said:
I'm not totally acting the idiot here. I've dug into everyone's past, studied their methods, their diplomacy, and their actions. I understand much more about you guys than you do of me. Do you honestly think I've been sitting still this whole time and twidling my thumbs?

Careful about making such bold statements, considering how much of the diplomacy, at least in IT1, went on in private channels and only the final results can be seen in thread (if then ;)).

But still its nice to see someone doing research :D.
 
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