NES2 VIb - Return of the Chaos.

[Wubba360]

uhhh. screw it i screwed my nation over and their is no hope, i agree and npc my nation now, disapears into underground, damn it so stupid. oh well chip if you want it take it. and figure out things yourself

 

[das]

Panda, well frankly that's their problem, isn't it?

Wubba, why quit?

 

[Swissempire]

These terms are not negotiable. If Badawistan does not agree on them, war will be pursued until the Badawistan nation is utterly defeated.

I rest my case.

But also, Wubba why are you quitting?

 

[Wubba360]

don't worry das, I suddenly had a bit of inspiration for a new idea
expect orders to come from another nationI could put up a good fight das in badawistan but now because of my temporary descent into insanity I would fight perhap a very well worked out guirilla war, but with ummm... GEAR, Scandinavia, Persia, and probably HRE, that would be basically me against the whole world powers, plus the great war is over so i haveno hope of russian aid and the byzantines will collapse any time now and segu can't help me in any way, no allies no hope, I prefer to start fresh, now I need to choose between two ideas i have

 

[das]

The NES does seem to be dying now, actually, but only the coming update will tell. The PMs I've been getting are indicative of the possibility of some new conflicts very soon indeed...

 

[North King]

You really shouldn't spoil stuff like that.

 

[das]

Oh, how spoiling, something actually is going to happen next turn! Frankly its quite easy to guess that much; what is harder to guess is what exactly will happen, and I will not spoil that, if only because there are others who would probably start doing that soon...

 

[North King]

It is quite spoiling! I expected everyone to hold hands and sing kumbaya!

 

[Insane_Panda]

This NES will not die anytime soon.

Atleast, not with what I've got planned

 

[Swissempire]

Fugger it, i'm taking Badawistan. Which is probably a bad thing for them but what ever.


To: HRE and GEAR and Scandinavia
From: Badawistan

Why do you let paper come before peace. We were ready to make a deal, but the greedy Persians would place burdens on your people that are unwieldy at the current time. You are the inheriters of the world, you hearld the Yawm al-Qīyāmah. The Persians are but Apostates of Islam.

Make peace and leave the Bedouin people alone, grant us our peninsula and holy land, and we shall give all the richs the Caliphate and the Infidels of Persia desire, for we have no need for money when Allah judges all.

 

[Luckymoose]

This NES will not die anytime soon.

Atleast, not with what I've got planned

Don't re-destroy England. I have ideas for it.

 

[North King]

If I may, I believe I can speak for the Emperor when I say that England is considered an ally at this point, and not going to be attacked any time soon.

 

[Harleqin]

We are very liberal. We just kind of overlooked that we had some slavery there. It's such small islands and we've been busy

Panda, you'd better not consider invading me or I'll be seriously

 

[Swissempire]

And The Coming of the End is Nigh​

The Bedouin people were more and more fearful and distrusting of Almasra. For they together had formed their nation, the union of goums and tribes, because the outside world was closing in. They did it because they feared the outside world, for it was not Islam nor Bedouin. And Almasra seemed the one to do it. He united the tribes by telling them of a time when their Istan would be a Jannah[1] on Earth. And he united his people, he united them under the flag of Badawistan.

But Almasra was corrupted. He contracted the Western Man's Disease, he contracts the Plague of Power. He wanted more and more power, more and more control. He was not satisfied with Mecca and Medina, he wanted all of the lands he could get. He indulged in Politics, in intruige. He played the powers off each other and he kowtowed to the Heathens. And his disease would be what killed him. Because while Almasra decided to be the next Valerien, he ignored his people, only slaughtering them senselessly. He was dead before he was killed. And he was killed because he was already dead.

It was a public affair, the trial and execution of Almasra. And his sucessor was his judge. The Case was built against him and the verdict was preordained, but the trial carried on anyways. There was a crowd of 500,000 Bedouins, most could not see. But with radio technology "aquired" from various sources, the words of the new Sheikh, Israfil[2], were broadcast to the crowd.

"I am your Qadi, Allah is your Qadi. And you, Almasra, for abandoning your people and for bowing to the west, for your cowardice in running from battle, in your Relation with Jinn, are guilty. For you have commited the crime of appealling to Nations and not God, as percribed in Sahîh al-bukhari, book 7 "Tayammum", number 331. For that is your sin. You are blind to the Qu'ran, you are blind to your people. You are blind to Allah.

You shall burn in holy fire as perscribed in At-Tahrim 66:6, for you don't execute the Commands of God, but instead your own desires. You have broken the Tabarra and you fail Walayah[3]. For you fraternize and go to bed with your Frenchmen Fellows, you are no better than a citizien of Sodom, and Allah will treat you as such."

The Charges and Reasons went on for 4 more hours. Then, Almasra was stripped naked and put on a white platform.

And Israfil spoke again, "Almasra, you have failed Allah and your people. You disobeyed his Command. YOu saw the Sword but did not blow the horn. As it is in the Qu'ran "But if the watchman sees the sword coming and does not blow the trumpet, and the people are not warned, and the sword comes and takes any person from among them, he is taken away in his iniquity; but his blood I will require at the watchman's hand."And so Almasra, I cut your hand and take its blood. This blood shall save those whom you let die."

And Israfil sliced the hand of Almasra and he let the blood pool.

"And as it is told in the Qu'ran[4], you shall be consumed by hellfire at the Coming of Days. And that time is nigh, Almasra, and i declare you an Enemy and I shall save my people and execute the Command of ALLAH!"

Israfil took a torch and lit the oil covered platform ablaze. The screams of Almasra echoed eeirily through the Radio and the Air. And soon it was done. But Israfil was not finished. For he had all his people here, and he announced it all.

With the people looking on in awe, Israfil was handed a Shofar. And he took that Shofar[5] and blew it. The people looked at him with astonishment. And ever the grandstander and fanatic, Israfil began his tirade.

"I am the Caller, that was the Blast of Truth. And people, Al-Ghurr-ul-Muhajjalun[6], Qiyâmah has begun. Allah has spoken to me, and given me the Divine permission, for I am the Imam Mahdi[7], and this is what was fortold in the Qur'an 74.9. This is the Great Announcment, and the Day of Reckoning for our enemies."

The crowd fell to its knees. For this man would bring them to their redemption.

"Who is your (lord)?"
And the people answered, "ALLAH"
"What is your way of life?"
"Islam and Badawi!"
"Who is your leader?"
"THE MAHDI!"



[1] Islamic Heaven
[2] Also the name of the Archangel of Islam who will blow a horn to signal Judgement Day, and is the same as the christian angel, Raphael, the Healer
[3] Tenets of Islam meaning to disassociate from your enemies and gaurdianship
[4]Qur'an 2.174-6, 72.4, 72.15, 73.12, 74.26-27, 74.42-46, 79.36-39
[5]A horn made from a rams horn.
[6]The Pious and Holy People who will be svaed when Allah comes.
[7] The Guided One, who precedes and triggers the second coming and triggers the redemption of Islam and the defeat of its enemies

 

[~Darkening~]

Panda, you'd better not consider invading me or I'll be seriously

Hmmm......I wonder if Panda has already spilled the beans.......

Anyways, the bloodbath will be in tonight.

 

[North King]

I don't think we're invading Scandinavia, either.

Who we are invading is... Oh, you wouldn't expect me to spoil that would you?

 

[Swissempire]

Everyone can invade me because i have Jesus and Mohammed and Allah and all the Prophets on my team

RELIGION FTW!

 

[~Darkening~]

I don't think we're invading Scandinavia, either.

Who we are invading is... Oh, you wouldn't expect me to spoil that would you?

Well, after some talks with Panda himself, I do believe i have an idea of the future ;]. Anyways, of course- why else would I be preparing a bloodbath?

 

[Swissempire]

Anyways, of course- why else would I be preparing a bloodbath?

Because the end of times is coming!

REPENT YE MUSLIMS AND BOW TO ALLAH!

 

[North King]

Well, after some talks with Panda himself, I do believe i have an idea of the future ;]. Anyways, of course- why else would I be preparing a bloodbath?

Well, you certainly are on the hitlist. A blind man could see that.