New Random Events (Funny Ones)

[Dumanios]

Show me yo moves!

Requires the AP or UN to be built.

An ambassador from (insert name of country) has embarrassed your nation in front of the leaders of the world!what will you do?

1: Deal with it.(+5 in all of your cities)
2:Then we shall fight!(War is declared,You get 20 (insert unit of tech level)
3:FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!!(+3 in all cities,+2 with all nations)

 

[Civman33]

Gas Attack!

One of your citizens just ate a can of beans! He's farting and cannot stop!

1: Give this guy all of the water we can. Try to handle this! 3 in [CityNameHere] for 5 turns. Subtract 60 from your treasury

2: Carry this smelly bean-eating man to an outhouse or bathroom! Make this his last bean fart! 1 for 10 turns. 5 in [CityNameHere] for 10 turns.

3: We don't care about this nasty farting! Let him cut more cheese! ( Event May Continue, 10 for 3 turns. )

 

[Matthew5117]

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FAT ATTACK!
(requires major unhealthiness)

One of your citizens is so overweight, he destroyed the earth's tectonic plate!

1. Evacuate all the citizens in the nearby cities. (-500 gold)

2. Nuke fat guy and repair tectonic plate. (+5 in all cities for 10 turns and -1000 gold)

3. Use fat guy as a military weapon! Transport him to [country at war with]! (-5000 gold, -2 diplomatic relations with everyone and destroys rival civilization)

 

[Joecoolyo]

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Loose Morals

"Cranky old people in our society are disappointed in the lewd rap music and culture of those dang whippersnappers."

Requires: must be running the Free Speech civic, must have discovered Mass Media, requires Rock and Roll or Hollywood in the city

1. It's the sound of the future. (All cities receive 1 temp. , all broadcast towers receive +1 )

Well it seems you don't have very many options to deal with those whippersnappers

 

[Antilogic]

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Well it seems you don't have very many options to deal with those whippersnappers

'Cuz those old folks really don't either.

 

[toll_booth]

Omen
(Requires Mysticism)
(Obsolete with Astronomy)

Star gazers have informed us of mysterious events in the night sky! What should we do about it?

-It is a sign of calamity to come. Make preparations for the impending disaster. (Granaries automatically are at 100% , -10% in cities with Granary, for 10 turns)
-It is a sign of good fortune! Throw a celebration and make merry! (+100 in capital)
-The masses will be worried. Take advantage of their fear. (-25% war for 15 turns)

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Discovery with a Price
(Requires Medicine)

Medical researchers have developed a drug that can significantly reduce the frequency of smallpox, but it carries the risk of deadly side effects.

-Legalize the drug. (+1 in all cities, 5% chance of -1 pop. in each city)
-Do not legalize the drug. (+1 in all cities for 1 turn)

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Recreational Drugs
(Requires Scientific Method)
(Requires Liberalism)

People have gathered to petition you to legalize recreational drugs.

-Legalize the drugs. (+1 , +1 , +10% in all cities)
-Keep the drugs illegal. (-10% , +20% in all cities)

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Logic Bomb
(Requires Computers)

Scientists have developed a device that, if used by our enemy, could cause catastrophic failures in whatever system uses it.

-Sell it to (civilization) in secret. (+200 , 50% chance of -2 relations with (civilization))
-Secretly leave it in (civilization). Observe what they do with it. (+250 against (civ), 25% chance of -2 relations with (civ))
-No, we don't need this trouble. (+(varying number) in capital)

 

[Tephros]

You have discovered Jarjar Binks. What do you do?

1: Let him live and reproduce. (+3 permanent unhappiness in all cities).
2: Neuter him, but allow him to live. (-10 gold, +3 unhappiness in your cities for 10 turns).
3: Deport him to another nation. (-10 gold, -100 espionage vs. that nation, +3 unhappiness in that nations cities for 10 turns, -2 relations hit with them, 50% chance they declare war on you, 50% chance receive a free great general named Darth Vader).
4: Torture him to death and record it. (-100 gold, -1 relations hit with peaceful leaders, +1 hit musicals type resource).

 

[Snofru1]

Terrorism warning

A so far unknown group has sent out a warning that they will start with acts of terrorism soon.

1. Do nothing: Nothing happens except people getting a little bit nervous: +1 in all cities

2. Do it the European way: Start spying out your own people and harrass all travellers on air planes: loose 50 % of your points (as all energy goes towards spying out your own people), airports loose the additional trade route, +2 in all cities

3. Do it the George W. way: Declare war on 2 random civilizations, loose 1000 , -5 relation with everyone, +3 in all cities

 

[PhroX]

CFC

Requirements:
The Internet must exist
Civilization game event must have occurred

"Our populace is spending their working days discussing Civilization on an online forum. What should we do?"

a) "Letting them argue with each other online might keep them quiet" +1 and -10% in all cities.

b) "Our people aren't paid to spend their lives spamming forums. Close this site down" -2 in all cities, chance of event continuing as we find a new online home.

 

[Tephros]

Your nation is experiencing a gay rights movement. (Requires Liberalism, Free Speech, Free Religion, and at least one city with Christianity or Islam).

1: Kill them (Lose 1-2 population in all cities, +1 happy for Christianity, +1 happy for Islam).
2: Ignore them (Gay pride parades cause +1 unhappiness in cities for 10 turns).
3: Give them equal rights (Receive a great artist, +1 unhappiness in cities with Christianity for 10 turns, +1 unhappiness in cities with Islam for 10 turns).

 

[Civman33]

You have discovered Jarjar Binks. What do you do?

1: Let him live and reproduce. (+3 permanent unhappiness in all cities).
2: Neuter him, but allow him to live. (-10 gold, +3 unhappiness in your cities for 10 turns).
3: Deport him to another nation. (-10 gold, -100 espionage vs. that nation, +3 unhappiness in that nations cities for 10 turns, -2 relations hit with them, 50% chance they declare war on you, 50% chance receive a free great general named Darth Vader).
4: Torture him to death and record it. (-100 gold, -1 relations hit with peaceful leaders, +1 hit musicals type resource).

Meesa torture him!

 

[Matthew5117]

EMBARRASSMENT ATTACK!
(requires Mass Media)

Your mother has come to embarrass you on International Television!

a. Let it slide. (+5 in all cities for 10 turns)
b. Stop the Television Program immediately. (-100 gold, +5 in all cities for 10 turns)
c. Call your grandmother. (+10 in all cities for 10 turns)

 

[SlipperyJim]

Gigantic Wooden Badger

Requires:

• Bronze Working (obsoletes with Rifling)
• currently at war with another civilization
• at least one city with Walls or Castle

"A gigantic wooden badger has appeared at the gates of [CITY_NAME]. Your people are impressed by the skilled craftsmanship, but your general advises you that it could be a trap of some kind."

Choices:

1. "Bring the badger inside the walls and let our people enjoy it!"
   + 3 in the city for three turns, but any tile defense is lost for the same period of time
2. "I'm not sure this is a good idea ... perhaps our people could enjoy the badger outside of our walls?"
   -1 population in the city (not everyone who leaves will return)
3. "I have a bad feeling about this badger. Burn it!"
   One randomly-selected enemy unit (Melee, Archery, or Gunpowder only) is destroyed. However, all cities gain War Weariness as if you'd just razed a city.
4. "When in doubt, use more explosives!" (Requires Gunpowder)
   One randomly-selected enemy unit (Melee, Archery, or Gunpowder only) is destroyed. + 1 in the city for three turns from the pretty fireworks

 

[micbic]

EMBARRASSMENT ATTACK!
(requires Mass Media)

Your mother has come to embarrass you on International Television!

a. Let it slide. (+5 in all cities for 10 turns)
b. Stop the Television Program immediately. (-100 gold, +5 in all cities for 10 turns)
c. Call your grandmother. (+10 in all cities for 10 turns)

What the dilemma for that event? Who would not choose c?

 

[Matthew5117]

^Someone who wants to lose.

Edit: I've changed it to this:

EMBARRASSMENT ATTACK!
(requires Mass Media)

Your mother has come to embarrass you on International Television!

a. Let it slide.
b. Stop the Television Program immediately. (+100 gold, +5 in all cities for 10 turns)
c. Call your grandmother. (-500 gold, +10 in all cities for 10 turns)

 

[Calouste]

Vassal revolt:
Requirement: Vassal state, Nationalism
The Capital of your Vassal state has gone in revolt againt the influence you have on their country. The ruler of your Vassal state has appealed to you for help.
1. Let them sort it out themselves. 50% chance the Vassal becomes and independent state, 50% chance the revolt dies down.
2. Send troops to crack down the revolt and assert your authority. -200, +1 in all your cities for 10 turns, -1 relations with everybody except your vassal, +1 in all your vassal's cities for 10 turns. If the vassalage was voluntary, it from now on is treated as vassalge by conquest.
3. Liberate your vassal. +1 relations with everybody, and an additional +3 with your (now ex) vassal.

 

[Dumanios]

Mario Bros

A pair of people named Mario and Luigi have come to you,what do you do?

1:Hire them(-100 Gold,Gain one Mario Bros. unit)
2:Hire the Dinosaur man(+1000 gold,(Gain 1 Bowser unit and 5 Goomba units.)

 

[DroopyTofu]

^Someone who wants to lose.

Edit: I've changed it to this:

EMBARRASSMENT ATTACK!
(requires Mass Media)

Your mother has come to embarrass you on International Television!

a. Let it slide.
b. Stop the Television Program immediately. (+100 gold, +5 in all cities for 10 turns)
c. Call your grandmother. (-500 gold, +10 in all cities for 10 turns)

Darn $500 long distance calls!

 

[Calouste]

World Cup win:
Requires Mass Media

Your national team has won the World Cup!
+ 2 and -1 -1 in all cities for 10 turns (because everyone was following the matches instead of working).

World Cup hosting:
Requires Mass Media and 8 Colloseums
The national sports board wants to forward your country as the host for the next World Cup. Do you:
1) Offer token support. 0 and 5% chance of 4
2) Offer solid support, -100 and 15% chance of 4
3) Put the government solidly behind the effort, -500 and 50% chance of 4
4) The Colloseums in your 8 largest cities gain +2, +1

 

[mechaerik]

Only a 50% chance for a 500 hit?