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The year is 1325 BC, the elated people of Japan must now look to a new leader. His name is gonzo(not really). He looks out from the mists and sees an empire that he knows will one day encompass the entire land. He's got some plans along the way, though.
1325 B.C. - found an orange civ
1300 B.C. - found Sparta a long ways south of Kyoto, founded Edo where previous Civ-leader had set settler to Go-to, Alexander told a warrior to get out of his territory, traded all of their gold for horseback riding, Elizabeth said get out(i did, despite advisor reports that the English army fears our warrior
)
1275 B.C. - Joan d'Arc said "get out" later, she would eat those words.(gonzo grumbled to his lonely self)
1250 B.C. - Met blue civ(germans) Accidentally demanded 10 gold and got it. Gave them 5 to improve relations.
1225 B.C. - Declared war on France accidentally(no, really
)
1200 B.C. - Positioned warriors outside Lyons
1175 B.C. - Got lucky and razed Lyons only lozing a conscript warrior.
1150 B.C. - Heroic warrior died after killing his third French warrior.
1125 B.C. - Built Settler
1100 B.C. - France sued for peace. I got 14 gold and Mysticism
1075 B.C. - Explored
1050 B.C. - Explored
1025 B.C. - Founded Satsuma on the northern most part of the continent near our cities.
1000 B.C. - I was thirsty so I connected a road to some wines near Tokyo
975 B.C. - Explored
950 B.C. - Explored
925 B.C. - Explored
900 B.C. - How did you guess? Explored
875 B.C. - Osaka built barracks and started horsemen to take the place of the lost warriors in France for exploration
850 B.C. - I wanted to go out with a bang so I declared war on every civ(just kidding). I did, however, beat the Osakans and the Tokyans just for kicks.(and productivity, deaths blamed on too much wine drinking
) Gonzo killed by Osakans while trying to find a hot tub.
And so ends the reign of Gonzo I. As a result of his reign, more gold and tech was acquired, more people started drinking and became exceedingly joyous, some Frence #$*#^$ died and then took a knee and kissed my @$$, and our world map increased minorly. Oh yeah, and 2 cities were founded.
I hope I did good enough for this time, I haven't been here since the beginning so I don't know the goals and the whole situation. I'd be willing to become a permanent addition if you approved of my rule this time around and wanted someone else, that is.
1325 B.C. - found an orange civ
1300 B.C. - found Sparta a long ways south of Kyoto, founded Edo where previous Civ-leader had set settler to Go-to, Alexander told a warrior to get out of his territory, traded all of their gold for horseback riding, Elizabeth said get out(i did, despite advisor reports that the English army fears our warrior

1275 B.C. - Joan d'Arc said "get out" later, she would eat those words.(gonzo grumbled to his lonely self)
1250 B.C. - Met blue civ(germans) Accidentally demanded 10 gold and got it. Gave them 5 to improve relations.
1225 B.C. - Declared war on France accidentally(no, really

1200 B.C. - Positioned warriors outside Lyons
1175 B.C. - Got lucky and razed Lyons only lozing a conscript warrior.

1150 B.C. - Heroic warrior died after killing his third French warrior.
1125 B.C. - Built Settler
1100 B.C. - France sued for peace. I got 14 gold and Mysticism

1075 B.C. - Explored
1050 B.C. - Explored

1025 B.C. - Founded Satsuma on the northern most part of the continent near our cities.
1000 B.C. - I was thirsty so I connected a road to some wines near Tokyo



975 B.C. - Explored
950 B.C. - Explored
925 B.C. - Explored
900 B.C. - How did you guess? Explored

875 B.C. - Osaka built barracks and started horsemen to take the place of the lost warriors in France for exploration
850 B.C. - I wanted to go out with a bang so I declared war on every civ(just kidding). I did, however, beat the Osakans and the Tokyans just for kicks.(and productivity, deaths blamed on too much wine drinking

And so ends the reign of Gonzo I. As a result of his reign, more gold and tech was acquired, more people started drinking and became exceedingly joyous, some Frence #$*#^$ died and then took a knee and kissed my @$$, and our world map increased minorly. Oh yeah, and 2 cities were founded.
I hope I did good enough for this time, I haven't been here since the beginning so I don't know the goals and the whole situation. I'd be willing to become a permanent addition if you approved of my rule this time around and wanted someone else, that is.