I would suffer inconcieible siezures, before dying, coming back to life, shouting, and leting off a LOT of *anger* (if thats the proper word for it...) throw a tantrum, then do it all over again till the shock wears off, and i can assemble the next crusade to right the fould wrong delt to Byzantium (and this time, there 'ill be stinckin Franks or Venitians to get in my (Byzantiums) way...) there is already presedence to do this about Theodora, but the Cataphracts would clench it....
besides,scutatoi are simply late legionaries (why I've never included them as an option) and are already represented, and Varangian guards simpley vikings, and boat UUs' suck bigguns