Online Rorschach Test

[classical_hero]

What are you results? http://theinkblot.com/

Sickness Quotient: 82%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 82% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.

Job Performance & Attitude
You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. Your primary function at work is to serve as a bad example, but at least you do that very, very well.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "If you can’t make them think, make them wonder." Trust us- you've succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.

Edit, I ust answered with the most sexual answer on the board and i got 99% sickness. This is fun.

 

[sophie]

Like 92%.

I submitted my own answer for every blot. None of the checkboxes applied to what I saw.

Sickness Quotient: 92%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 92% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

Job Performance & Attitude
You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.

 

[Triewd]

Sickness Quotient: 63%
Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 63% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your primary function at work is to serve as a bad example, but at least you do that very, very well. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I'm Okay, You're Okay!" Believe me, nothing could be further from the truth.

Hilarity

 

[warpus]

Sickness Quotient: 0%

Detailed Diagnosis

You saw all the right things.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

My first reaction was that some of those blots would have made interesting Civ continents.

 

[Borachio]

Sickness Quotient: 49%
Congratulations! At a 49% "Sickness Quotient", you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you.

Job Performance & Attitude
Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.

I have very mixed feelings about this.

 

[JollyRoger]

Sickness Quotient: 51%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 51% is hardly cause for concern.

Detailed Diagnosis

•Interpersonal Insights
Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little.


•Job Performance & Attitude
You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.


•Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.

 

[Mise]

All the inkblots looked like your mum's vagina to me.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I filled in all my own answers except one which was kinda-sorta what I saw.

Sickness Quotient: 95%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 95% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.

Job Performance & Attitude
You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.

 

[Borachio]

Has anyone spotted the pattern to these "analyses" yet?

 

[Chukchi Husky]

I typed in my own answers for everything. All of them usually something from fantasy like dragons or wizards.

Sickness Quotient: 46%
Congratulations! At a 46% "Sickness Quotient", you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.

Job Performance & Attitude
You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I am unique, just like everybody else." This makes everyone else happy, because they know there can't be two of you.

I don't think some of that is right.

 

[Mise]

Has anyone spotted the pattern to these "analyses" yet?

Isn't spotting the pattern what the test is about?

 

[Borachio]

That's half my "jest", yes.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

My first reaction was that some of those blots would have made interesting Civ continents.

Right?!

I wrote down 'geopolitical boundaries' for several of them.

 

[Mise]

That's half my "jest", yes.

Oh

 

[Lohrenswald]

Sickness Quotient: 82%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 82% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. Your primary function at work is to serve as a bad example, but at least you do that very, very well.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.

sh-shut up

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Btw, if you're unhappy with your result just click retabulate results afterwards.

 

[Domen]

Btw, if you're unhappy with your result just click retabulate results afterwards.

Yes, it generates percent randomly (it got me down from 80% to 47% after I clicked "retabulate", and then up to 95% when I clicked again).

 

[The_J]

Test would be funny, if it wasn't so stupid.

Sickness Quotient: 58%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 58% is hardly cause for concern.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.

Job Performance & Attitude
You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.

 

[Borachio]

Random result from random test makes perfect sense to me. About par for psychology generally, I'd say. It's as good as and no worse than astrology, tarot cards, palmistry or graphology, for example.