Painless execution

[Jawz II]

How about gladiators? We give death row inmates broadswoards and a grenade belt, throw 'em in a ring, tell em whoever wins gets free, and see what happens. Taxes could go down, b/c they could sell advertising. "root for the Budweiser rapist", or the "Pennzoil petafile"!

I have too many good ideas for this Earth

you have great ideas, too bad george carlin thought of them first

ive heard at least one other stand up comedian come uo with this gladiator idea, but george carlin has all the details down, HI-larious that man...