I know a few, that are cheesy:
First words spoken on earth?
"Madam, I'm Adam"
Others:
"A man. A plan. A canal. Panama!"
"Was it a bat I saw?"
All good. But if anyone comes out with limp ones like:
"Deirdre wets altar of St. Simons - no mists, for at last ewer dried"
I shall become wrathful.