[RD] Partying in Paradise

[BvBPL]

A coworker has a quandary. His father needs to organize a bachelor party and needs to know what the young people are doing for bachelor parties these days. The problem? This is all happening in Hawaii where the father and the guests to the party live.

How do you set up an epic party when the guests already live in paradise?

When we realized that the party was going to take place in Hawaii, our suggestions to my coworker were quickly dismissed as being hackneyed, everyday things. Deep sea fishing? Did that last weekend. Pig roast? Went to two last month. Grilling steaks on the beach while sharing a z of fantastic chiba? That’s what they call a Thursday night.

How would you throw a rager for people that already live in Heaven?

One caveat: my coworker has put the kibosh on going to strip clubs. He doesn’t want his Hawaiian friends making fun of him for his father going to a strip club.

 

[warpus]

Can the bachelor party be hosted on some semi-remote island all the guests could get to via boat? I have no idea what sort of islands are in the area, but maybe everyone could take a boat to one and party all night.

Make sure to include a lot of SPAM. I've been told that Hawaiians love the stuff

 

[civvver]

So what? Do you think guys who go out drinking and playing golf regularly complain when their bachelor party is a day of golf and bars? It doesn't have to be new to make it good. Or go skydiving or something.

 

[Farm Boy]

Sounds like they're holding out for hookers and blow.

Skydiving is fun though. Rent a lambo and go on a bar crawl? Have the friends put on tux's and act like security for the bachelor who dresses like an annoying tourist and gets wasted? Throw a rave?

 

[Aleksey_aka_al]

This nice game might be an inspiration:

Spoiler :

 

[yung.carl.jung]

Ideas so far have been a little tame so Ill share my ideas for my 30th birthday:

Get access to an abandoned factory hall. Have some DJ put on Detroit Techno, some Aphex Twin and 1990s Memphis rap. Something like Kingpin Skinny Pimp or Tommy Wright III.

There will be a singular cage, dangling from the top of the hall. Theres two strippers in it so they dont get utterly bored. Theres also a gigantic bounce house in the middle of the factory floor.

At precisely midnight the bottom part of the cage opens and the strippers fall down. Guests from the second floor shower the lower ranks with cheap champagne and pink cotton candy.

Any more ideas? I was considering hats or some board games.

 

[Perfection]

Volcanoes on the Big Island. Lava never gets old.

 

[warpus]

Ideas so far have been a little tame so Ill share my ideas for my 30th birthday:

Get access to an abandoned factory hall. Have some DJ put on Detroit Techno, some Aphex Twin and 1990s Memphis rap. Something like Kingpin Skinny Pimp or Tommy Wright III.

There will be a singular cage, dangling from the top of the hall. Theres two strippers in it so they dont get utterly bored. Theres also a gigantic bounce house in the middle of the factory floor.

At precisely midnight the bottom part of the cage opens and the strippers fall down. Guests from the second floor shower the lower ranks with cheap champagne and pink cotton candy.

Any more ideas? I was considering hats or some board games.

Some of that might not be OSHA compliant

 

[Hygro]

Have Carl's party but over the lava