Pick Your Poison: N20

[SamSniped]

Joan?

BEGIN NIGHT THREE!

 

[JohannaK]

Note the ""

 

[Jarrema]

FoS: choxorn, Zack, Dreadnought, classical_hero, DaveShack
for joining bandwagon that was irreversible at this point. Its typical scum move, more than not joining

 

[Zack]

FoS: choxorn, Zack, Dreadnought, classical_hero, DaveShack
for joining bandwagon that was irreversible at this point. Its typical scum move, more than not joining

So everyone who voted Dreadnought after you is scummy?

Yeah, that's genuine suspicion right there.

I could quote all of my posts pressuring Dreadnought Day 1, if you like. Or you could just read the thread. Instead, I'm going to quote yours.

Spoiler :

unvote; vote: Visorslash

I am a mayor. I will use my ability to save my life if needed.

Don't kill me, kill that other guy! Please!

Of course I agree with Choxorn in this discussion.

Why I have this role? I asked for this role because I was fairly low in a picking order. I wanted to have a role, so I was thinking about governor or double-voter (I was thinkung that this roles may be still available), or bodyguard (in order to save better role; but I thought someone already taken it); and I decided to try to get governor. I succeeded.

I WILL use this power to save myself. Decide if you want to vote for me with this info. It is 'townish' to announce that I want to do it IMO.
Of course, if I was mafia, I would do the same thing to save myself

I picked a mafia ability so I could save my ass from the lynch for a day!

ok
why are you sharing this info right now?

Look, I'm a good townie! I'm pressuring people and questioning their reasoning for revealing like I did!

vote: buddhafish

I'm following a bandwagon with no explanation!

Based on what?

You're wrong, Kennigit! Dreadnought is not scum! What proof do you have, besides the tracking ability you obviously have?

Lets wait for more info
in a meantime, vote: Dreadnought

Oh wait, I should probably switch to bus my buddy right about now, and then later accuse everyone who voted after me of doing the same.

 

[SouthernKing]

I'm here, don't kill me NinjaCow!

 

[NinjaCow64]

Sorry for the late update, I forgot that I had to do this today.

Orders locked, update pending.

 

[NinjaCow64]

END NIGHT THREE​

Zack was terribly nervous that night. He was in the night write up, which could only mean one thing: he was going to die. He felt incredibly paranoid, with good reason.

"Hey there kiddo!" said a man wearing clown's makeup.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Zack "YOU'RE THE MAFIA AND YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME!!!"

"No I'm not, silly." said the man "I'm the pony fairy!"

"WHICH IS ANOTHER WORD FOR MAFIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" screamed Zack, he was sure about it. He read about it in a journal. They never lied. Except for that time that they said spleens were actually Mafia devices disguised as unessential bod parts, he couldn't really ever forgive them for that. There had been a lot of blood.

"Anyway," continued the man "I'm going to give you a pony!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"screamed Zack. "THAT PONY IS GOING TO EXPLODE AND IT WILL KILL ME!!!"

"You're partially right kido!" said the man, as he threw a giant pony onto Zack's bed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Zack. "I'M GOING TO DIE!!!" And then the pony exploded...












































































































































































































































































































































































































































...into billions of harmless streamers.

"Wait..." said Zack "...what on Earth happened...?" He then watched the man fly away on a bicycle. As he was confused, a brick fell onto his head, but luckily the brick was made jel-o, so he was fine...for now.

*********​

bonefang knocked on Zack's door, which was unlocked, so it opened instantly.

"Hey," said bonefang "we didn't find any bodies anywhere so we were wor...OH MAH GAWD!!!" bonefang just gazed upon the horror: Zack had gotten up and he hadn't made the bed yet.

"Hey, bonefang" said Zack "I had a really weird dream last night. It was almost like...A HORROR MOVIE!" bonefang looked at him with a look of not being amused.

"There is about 20 people in the world who would get that joke," said bonefang "and none of them are in this bar."

"Oh well," replied Zack "let's go lynch somebody, shall we?" Zack and bonefang walked to the common room where they were everybody was going to lynch somebody. Then the pony fairy flew away from the pub on his bicycle, laughing like a maniac, revealing that Zack's dream was not a dream after all, because that would have been lame.

Oh, also, nobody died last night. Though you might be interested.

BEGIN DAY FOUR!​

Day will end in 44 hours, because of the long night. Get your votes in!

Players:

1. Verarde
2. MartinLuther
3. choxorn
4. SouthernKing
5. classical_hero
6. DaveShack
7. Jarrema
8. Mat93 TOWN Killed Night Two.
9. Zack
10. JoanK
11. SamSniped
12. Sonereal johnhughthom
13. Kennigit
14. Dreadnought MAFIA Lynched Day Three.
15. bonefang
16. BSmith1068
17. Bhuddafish TOWN Lynched Day Two.
18. Turquoiside
19. dcmort93
20. Visorslash TOWN Lynched Day One.

 

[Zack]

What in the...

Vote: dcmort93

 

[choxorn]

Vote: Jarrema

 

[Zack]

Unvote, Vote: Jarrema

Let's take two days to lynch him now, while we can still afford it.

 

[Jarrema]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Kennigit]

so the events of last night make so little sense to me it actually makes my head explode.

if someone jailed me last night speak up, otherwise townie of the year award goes to the roleblocker (or the roleblocker is a scum; quite important to know if anyone knows that).

Also makes sense as the roleblocker never explained night 1 himself or to anyone that I know of.

 

[Jarrema]

Exactly. If there is a roleblocker who is active, then it is highly probable that he nailed mafia. Please share this info with someone

 

[NinjaCow64]

Clarification: The night write up has nothing to do with anything. It wasn't meant to make any sense. The only thing you need to know is that no one died last night.

 

[Kennigit]

yeah that wasn't my sense of confusion ^.^

 

[classical_hero]

What a weird write up.

vote:Jarrema

 

[SamSniped]

What's the case on Jarrema?

For now I will randomvote: Choxorn.

 

[johnhughthom]

BEGIN NIGHT THREE!​

Night will end in 44 hours, because of the long night.

 

[Verarde]

<cough> Mafia inactivity, perhaps?

 

[BSmith1068]

vote: Jarrema. All the cool kids are doing it!

(I actually think a dcmort93 lynch would be better, but it probably doesn't hurt to take away Jarrema's lynch immunity.)

For now I will randomvote: Choxorn.