Pirates or Ninjas?

[cardgame]

You are obviously not familiar with South Park. They were able to take a French ship easily.

ah, but!
1. they had the technological wonder of a Light Saber, which pirates don't have/wouldn't bring
2. the crew was made up of... french... need i say more...
3. it was not a warship.

 

[Firestorm94]

ah, but!
1. they had the technological wonder of a Light Saber, which pirates don't have/wouldn't bring
2. the crew was made up of... french... need i say more...
3. it was not a warship.

But they responded in the same way that any French military personnel or any person faced with a pirate attack, they surrendered.

 

[cardgame]

But they responded in the same way that any French military personnel or any French person faced with a pirate attack, they surrendered.

fixed that for you

french have weak ships, anyway...

 

[Weik]

What the world does to fight piracy:
over 50 warships with more than 7000 sailors
Result: FAILURE

What the world does to fight ninjas:
Nothing there are no ninjas.

 

[Fr8monkey]

You people need to grow up.

 

[cardgame]

^ I'll take that as sarcasm.

 

[Fr8monkey]

No, I really mean it. You all sound like a bunch of 7 year olds on the playground...

 

[mechaerik]

But they responded in the same way that any French military personnel or French person faced with any attack, they surrendered.

fixed that for you

Fixed it again.

What the world does to fight ninjas:
Nothing there are no ninjas.

The world does nothing because the world knows they can't stop ninjas.

 

[choxorn]

You are obviously not familiar with South Park. They were able to take a French ship easily.

Dude, this is the French we're talking about. You know, cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

 

[sandman730]

Ninja Tank...
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=8220409&postcount=849

 

[cardgame]

aha! proving ninjas shall always be superior to pirates!

 

[W|M]

Also, pirates don't control every ship in the world, nor can they take them-Most a really good government ships. Ninjas can simply sneak onboard and secretly assassinate the crew. Also, ninjas come from an archipelago, so they should surely be able to navigate ships...

 

[Dumanios]

So did Samurai,Robin Hood and Castro,but they can't drive a boat worth Crap.

 

[Zack]

67 - 65!

 

[Cutlass]

 

[cardgame]

But ninjas have more than one shuriken

 

[Cutlass]

Pirates have more than 1 pistol

 

[sirtommygunn]

# of shuriken that can fit on a person (let alone a ninja) > # of pistols that can fit on a person

 

[choxorn]

Alright, Pirates may have more than one gun, but ninja have dozens of shurikens.

 

[W|M]

No, scores of shurikens.