Pokemon Black and White!

someone needs to put pokémons out of their misery.

pokémons are like a poor shriveled cow still being milked to privation through its old age.

commercial society forever strangling its udders, the cow pleads for death, but it shalt come so long as it milk makes profit.

please end it soon, we are approaching one thousand immemorial and redundant pocket monsters, 151 was enough.

I agree with you there. Even 251 "Pokemons" (It's not "Pokemons, it's Pokemon, way to go for flunking 2nd grade grammar) was enough for me. I can't even identify the later 245, maybe a couple dozen, but a lot of those later Pokemon eludes me. Please, GameFreaks, stop the insanity! No more friggen Pokemon. I retired from the league almost a decade ago, and they keep thinking of more repetitive Pokemon (Another Fire/Fighting final evolutionary starter)?
Pokemon started to get off their rocker during the Diamond/Pearl series, when they stopped referencing their Pokemon from real life animals, and started making... weird creations. I just hope, if they do make more Pokemon, for GameFreaks' sake, they revive their roots and base their Pokemon back to animals again.
 
But there are billions of real animals!
 
I think the reason why they decided to make it so the new games only have new Pokémon is that it's set in a completely new region. All the previous regions are based on different areas of Japan, this new game is based on the US (mainly New York).
 
And they need to have something new in the games, every game is the same: 8 badges and the evil team blalbalaba who you have to stop from destroying the world.
 
Atleast the music is good.
 
And they need to have something new in the games, every game is the same: 8 badges and the evil team blalbalaba who you have to stop from destroying the world.

They should make a Pokemon game where you are the evil organization, and you try to take over the world.

Team Rocket's rocking
Walking trouble, talking trouble,
Double trouble, big trouble's
Gonna follow you!

We're gonna capture Pikachu!
 
Mostly bugs, though...

...
Which would actually help explain the spam of the bug-typing in Gen V, I suppose. :huh:

They still need more good bug types!

I think the reason why they decided to make it so the new games only have new Pokémon is that it's set in a completely new region. All the previous regions are based on different areas of Japan, this new game is based on the US (mainly New York).

This is very strong reasoning!

They should make a Pokemon game where you are the evil organization, and you try to take over the world.

Team Rocket's rocking
Walking trouble, talking trouble,
Double trouble, big trouble's
Gonna follow you!

We're gonna capture Pikachu!

This is a great idea! Playing as Team Rocket has been a secret fantasy of mine for years!

I think I have been convinced to get this game!

!!!!
 
They should make a Pokemon game where you are the evil organization, and you try to take over the world.

Team Rocket's rocking
Walking trouble, talking trouble,
Double trouble, big trouble's
Gonna follow you!

We're gonna capture Pikachu!

Interestingly enough, there was actually a ROM hack out there with a completely original story based off the Leaf Green/Fire Red game engine which had you playing as a Team Rocket Grunt..

You even got your very own Rattata as a starter..

Shame it was never finished. Still, everything up until after the lavender tower sequence (roughly level 10~15) worked fine.

Toxic Purple is the name of the game, if you guys are still interested.
 
I think the reason why they decided to make it so the new games only have new Pokémon is that it's set in a completely new region. All the previous regions are based on different areas of Japan, this new game is based on the US (mainly New York).

Yes, there's actually black people in this game. Before there were only white/asian people.

Here's all the pokemon for the 5th gen -

http://serebii.net/blackwhite/pokemon.shtml

A lot of them look cool, I think.

Mr. Cotton

http://serebii.net/pokedex-bw/547.shtml

Dragon-looking dawg

http://serebii.net/pokedex-bw/508.shtml

The cactus

http://serebii.net/pokedex-bw/556.shtml

The ice bear!

http://serebii.net/pokedex-bw/614.shtml

I'm excited, for rizzle.
 
This is a great idea! Playing as Team Rocket has been a secret fantasy of mine for years!

I think I have been convinced to get this game!

You'll never be as good as Thlayli!
 
A Pokemon game with Time Travel, a Ghost Dragon Legendary, and a Pokemon based on Cthulhu would be awesome if done right.
 
Wait - What?!

I'll remind you, this is marketed at kids...

Gamefreak would never allow something so GRIMDARK in.

So, it would still be extremely awesome, and besides, Pokemon had a sizable nightmare fuel page on TvTropes...
 
Well, i'm sorry, duma, but there will never be a Ghost/Dragon Legendary.

Spoiler :
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-dp/487.shtml


Never be a pokemon game featuring time travel.

Spoiler :
http://www.serebii.net/ranger3/


And there will never be a pokemon based off Cthulu.

Spoiler :
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-dp/073.shtml
Spoiler :
(Okay, it's a long shot, but I played with the hand I was dealt.
So sue me. :p)


So you'll just have to put your crazed and bizarre notions aside.

Preferably quickly, before any GF employees with designer's block spot them.
 
If it sells, it sells.

Nothing wrong with that, goes to show that people still like this sort of game.

I do not see the problem you are making about killing it, if you do not like the game, then don't buy it.
it's not a "sort of game"; it's the same game over and over. unfortunately for the pokémons company, i've heard the story of the boy from the city without a pokéman center, who chooses between a fire, water, and grass pokéman, whose rival always chooses the one that is super-effective, who then goes about collecting 8 gym badges culminating in a battle with the elite four and a surprise champion and in the process his pokémonic ambitions expose and neutralize some sort of criminal criminal plot to take over/destroy the world. Boring! Although I do admit that the game designers made the radical move of making the Pokémon Prof in the coming series not named after a tree!

I suggest the following loopy improvements:
-A number of gym badges less than or greater than 8, better yet replace the pokémon leauge with something new.
-A game with x legendary ys when x is not equal to 3.
-Non-linear plot, involving like choices and stuff!
-An unpredictable not crappy plot that will make me want to actually read what people say (comes with the above)
-Starter pokémon of new types (psychic/dark/metal/ground whatever)
-Ending the trend of the heroes looking progressively lamer and dressing more and more like jap hipsters

Of course none of those changes would be made because whenever a new series comes out, people just play it to remember playing the older series and the former are simply built in the shadow of the latter.
(It's not "Pokemons, it's Pokemon, way to go for flunking 2nd grade grammar)
woah really dewd? you just blew my mind... i've been sayin' it pokémans all these years. see, misfortunately, pokémon came out after my 2nd grade, so i never studied "pokémon" as a vocabulary word in my grammar class (not just because declension of foreign borrowings wouldn't be a subject of grammar class! :yeah:).
 
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