Polandball I - Polandball can into space

Man, unless some Belgians invent a machine turning hugs into food or a fusion generator, chances are they'll be always known as "these guys who cut up some hands in Africa".
 
In Britain, they get to be Plucky Little Belgium Wot Stood Up To The Dreaded Hun. Not for their own sake, of course, Britons aren't actually capable of authentic respect for another culture, but because it give our own involvement in the Continental bloodbath a gloss of principle.

(I mean, it's not like we're going to be tripping over ourselves to swing the conversation towards colonial atrocities...)
 
You mean like how Churchill proposed gassing the Africans to dissuade rebellion? :mischief:
 
Why Belgium of them all? Is it because they're stuck in the Low Countries and they have some sort of ambition to conquer the Netherlands Northern Provinces?
 
But.. the Ebola plague didn't happen in Congo. Hell, I'm not even sure if it has spread there.
 
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