Poll for Jerks

[CaptainF]

Well, I think it started with childhood, like early childhood, because I was a funny looking dude (huge petri dish glasses, long mullet hair) and got made fun of a lot for it. That and my personality (very extroverted, talkative, etc.) tends to annoy people, so they would act like jerks/"jerkettes" towards me. I'm also very intelligent, and I guess this tends to annoy the retards.

Nowadays, I'm a pretty vindictive person. I won't really mess with someone first, but if someone messes with me I'm going to get them back. People have occasionally seen fit to try to humiliate me in front of my friends or such, but I usually either:

1. Beat them.
2. Put them in their place with a biting, caustically witty remark.

However, in all honesty, most of the time I'm just a fun loving, talkative person as opposed to a jerk. I may make fun of people I know, but it's in a friendly way that even they laugh at.

 

[woody60707]

It wins me more friends/attention than I would get if I was nicer.

To be honest, it's because (we shell just call them female dogs) are just shallow whores. I get blown off by girls if I am nice. But if I am a jerk, I get this, Girl:"Oh dave, why are you so mean to me, I want you to be nice to me, blah blah blah, but your funny, so it's ok"

I try explaining this to my female friends, but they never get it.

And for the rest of people, err, I just like to banter/be funny. Pretty much I just enjoy being a real life troll.

 

[Mirc]

Hmm, options 2 and last but one.

 

[Perfection]

It's part of the atheist code.

 

[MinotaurWarrior]

I'm a jerk for two reasons. I believe that only when people are completely and totally honest to them can they reach there full potential (hence me being incredibly blunt), and because I hate the vast majority of people and by being a jerk I can make them not want to be near me. Or both those reasons could just be my excuse for why I'm just naturally a jerk

 

[jeps]

I wish I could be a jerk. ive gotten the nice guy line way too much.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

I'm a jerk only when i'm upset. Which is quite rare.
Sometimes it's easier to acomplish something when you're a jerk.

I used to be a real jerk a long time ago. Sometimes :

I wish I could be a jerk. ive gotten the nice guy line way too much.

It all seems so far away - i don't think i can ever be like that again, even tho i sometimes wish i were.


I don't understand how people can be jerks over the internet - i find it terribly depressing (if i were in their place).
However on some circumstances, being a jerk on the internet seems just about right.

 

[Gr3yL3gion]

1.It achieves the results I want.
2.I genienely don't care about others.