Post pics of your cock

[TheAlamo]

I'll go first.

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[Bei1052]

How witty.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

I have a pet cock does that count ?

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[Annex]

Wow you have quite a large one, Alamo

Heres mine:

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[Perfection]

 

[Theige]

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[JohnRM]

I tried, but it didn't fit on camera...

...and not because it is too small to see.

Just a little preemptive move there.

 

[bhsup]

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Great, just great, did you have to use the embarrassment of Kansas City for this?

 

[azzaman333]

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I wanted to be funny by posting a picture of me cocking an eyebrow. But I don't have any of those, so then I decided to post a picture of a random person cocking an eyebrow. When image google searching for cocking an eyebrow, google suggested: do you mean: "cooking an eyebrow"

And I'm all like:

So this is how intelligent google search has become. It makes you do the thing you've searched for. the matrix is now.

 

[Grey Fox]

There is a riding my cock.

 

[GVBN]

, tits and boobies. My favorite birds

 

[woody60707]

...no...

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[Mirc]

I ate at a fast food two days ago. I attempted to speak only in German, but then the guy behind the counter asked me if I want a "special menu something-something with something", so I got confused and I instinctively switched to English, asking "what exactly is that?". He then answered, also in English: "This one on the left comes with the big cock (pointing towards a COKE bottle), this one on the right is with a small cock. Do you need a big cock, sir?".

The guy was really confused as to why me, my friends, and the random American-sounding guy left of me were almost pissing ourselves laughing.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

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