Post your Civ III haiku here!

[Buecephalus]

Many years I sailed
I finally found my oil
This source exhausted!

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Off topic forum
the flames rage for seven days
the mod kills the thread

on subject of civ
why is it I write poems
about a mere game

 

[JollyRoger]

Writing this haiku
Like lusting after Queen Liz
Is unnatural

 

[CurtSibling]

Oh, militaristic Germany
Your Panzers have the might
But are defeated by Spearmen

 

[CurtSibling]

We desire to own all knowledge
Alas, but we never can
The AI has built the Great Library before you

 

[Flak]

Cows amongst the wheat
The distant plains so clear
And I press 'B'

 

[Flak]

I gaze up into the cascading water
The new Gardens so lovely
As all the frowns... wash away

 

[CurtSibling]

We see endless fields of potential
Turn to a prison of frustration
PTW is riddled with bugs

 

[CurtSibling]

Posters of intellect and respect
Transform into ignorant figures of tyranny
You are reading Off Topic threads

 

[CivMonger]

look at my new tank
minuteman is gonna cry
his spearmen will die

he insulted me
as a great Canadian
I shall avenge us

it is eh not aye
this you will painfully learn
how you like that eh?

(its all in fun )

 

[Chairman Yang]

Give me your money
I have Rubber if you dont
Lets make a quick trade

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

eighty dollars buys
civ three and play the world but
not multi player

 

[Minuteman]

eh oh Canada
Minuteman eats some crow
It is nay on aye



This I will profess
Monger's tank scares me less
Spearmen can beat tanks

 

[Minuteman]

A warning to all
No polar winter's as cold
As PTW freeze ups

 

[Buecephalus]

lonely coastal plain
whales play in the distance
They'll make good eatin'.

 

[Buecephalus]

The whole world is yours
For a mere 80 dollars
Alas the bugs rule

 

[Fr8monkey]

Settler, spearman
on a ship to cross the sea.
Damn thing sunk again.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

other player quits
my MP game goes onward
massive victory

 

[Chairman Yang]

I love the smell of
fresh horse$hit in the morning
its smells like victory

 

[Finvola]

I wake up each day
And play Civ III not caring
If housework's not done