Post your Civ III haiku here!

[Bismarck]

alliance with Gandhi:
an Indian swordsman appears
to aid my tank assault

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

I sign ROP
Now my workers wait awhile
to extend the road

 

[Chairman Yang]

Long live Communism
Democracy is evil
We shall crush all lies

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Not a haiku but I've been waiting to sing (to the tune of the Beatles "Revolution"):

If you carrying pictures of Chairman Yang,
You aint gonna find anyone who wants to hang...

Dontcha know its gonna be,
Allright....

 

[Chairman Yang]

Its not a pickninck
It is a revolution
I slam for Islam

 

[Chairman Yang]

Vote Mao not Bargash
Or even better, dont vote
For it is all lies

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Originally posted by Chairman Yang
Vote Mao not Bargash
Or even better, dont vote
For it is all lies

Go on and vote Yang-
If you don't vote he'll play Bush
count you anyway

 

[Raijer]

Joan in her armor
The bait which me lures to Civ
Now my wrist is sore.

Trespassing Zulus
I have a present for you
Got ICBMs?

 

[J-S]

Go play Civ I must
Exam does not matter now
It will tommorrow.

 

[J-S]

Remove your troops now.
Remove them or declare war.
Did not know you could build Knights.

 

[alkayduh]

Ok, I'll try.

Grinning ear to ear
You are so polite to me
Nice knife in my back

 

[Chairman Yang]

Originally posted by Sultan Bhargash


Go on and vote Yang-
If you don't vote he'll play Bush
count you anyway

Burn all of Bush´s lies
Burn all of Sharon´s terror
Then we´ll all be free

 

[Fr8monkey]

Communist lackys,
hear the plea of common sence.
Archaic old view.

 

[Raijer]

Diplomaic screen
Shower me with gold and say
"We have a deal here."

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

fireworks over city
where unhappy workers starved
We Love The King Day

 

[JollyRoger]

I suck at haiku
Like my settler on tundra
I will give up now

 

[cmaz]

Three thousand years of
peace, trampled underfoot, all
for aluminium.

C--

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Welcome to CFC cmaz! Happy that your very first post was a haiku and a good one at that!

 

[Chieftess]

The Gamer's Motto
All your base (are) belong to us!
By spear, tank and nuke!

(ok, so I cheated a little, it's 8 syllables, but I had to put that one in there)

 

[Chieftess]

Spearman versus tank!
NO! My spear lost to a tank!
Yes, the AI cheats!