Post your Civ III haiku here!

Discussion in 'Civ3 - General Discussions' started by Buecephalus, Nov 8, 2002.

  1. Sultan Bhargash

    Sultan Bhargash Trickster Reincarnated

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    Chieftess writes haikus
    less time spent looking for things
    that could get me banned!

    ;) I like the haikus by the way...
     
  2. SirJethro

    SirJethro Paterfamilias

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    Been loading my game,
    For honestly hours by now....but
    Still 37%.
     
  3. Raijer

    Raijer The 736th Beatle

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    My favorite so far:

    :lol: - Genuis!

    Damn war weariness!
    That suicidal Gandhi
    Ignores my envoy!

    Civilization
    Haikus instead of working.
    Goodbye: it's the boss!
     
  4. Chieftess

    Chieftess Moderator Retired Moderator

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    :lol:

    Just stay on topic
    and you don't have to worry
    about the ban stick

    :D
     
  5. Four Four Seven

    Four Four Seven Spearman

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    Multiplayer here?
    Oh, wait, it does not work yet
    Reloading CivNet


    The more time I spend
    writing haikus on this site
    The less Civ I play
     
  6. Buecephalus

    Buecephalus Bolo Mark XXV

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    I want their world map
    Rome wants dyes, coal, ivory
    that seems fair to me
     
  7. Fr8monkey

    Fr8monkey Deity

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    In the world of tomorrow!!
    Newby posts question,
    obvious answer to me.
    Uh-oh. There's "Killer"!

    Elite Battleship,
    exploring safe ways on sea.
    I hate submarines!
     
  8. Sultan Bhargash

    Sultan Bhargash Trickster Reincarnated

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    boldly going forth
    one square away from the shallows
    our galley is lost
     
  9. Chieftess

    Chieftess Moderator Retired Moderator

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    CFC Is down...
    Let's head over to 'poly
    and flood their server
     
  10. Sultan Bhargash

    Sultan Bhargash Trickster Reincarnated

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    CFC was gone
    and I wondered if that was
    Al Qaeda's big attack

    unable to post
    I discovered long lost friend
    living nearby- my wife!
     
  11. Chairman Yang

    Chairman Yang Member

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    Illuminati
    sheds clear light over the lies
    seeks to hide the truth
    (Off-topic...maybe)

    Dawn of true freedom
    Glorious Mother Russia-
    America killed

    Me and Mao unite
    Launch nukes at America
    Let freedom ring

    Democracy crushed
    Cheering and celebration
    Chains of evil crushed
     
  12. Sultan Bhargash

    Sultan Bhargash Trickster Reincarnated

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    Oh no Chairman Yang
    starting a militia perhaps?
    best stay in Sweden!
     
  13. Torakami_Bltzen

    Torakami_Bltzen Pigasus

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    I love rootbeer
    i once had a cat
    i hit it with a bat
    after i beat him
    i let my dog eat him
    and his head went splat
     
  14. Sultan Bhargash

    Sultan Bhargash Trickster Reincarnated

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    Torakami, I love the signature.

    Your limerick would go well in the Civ3 limericks thread. It isn't quite on topic but that doesn't seem to slow any of us down...
     
  15. Chairman Yang

    Chairman Yang Member

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    This might get me banned;
    But I hate you as a race
    I want you all dead
     
  16. Sultan Bhargash

    Sultan Bhargash Trickster Reincarnated

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    waiting for bad news
    ban this guy, chieftess, before
    Chairman Yang gets nukes...
     
  17. SirJethro

    SirJethro Paterfamilias

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    @yang

    Just so typical,
    Bigots everywhere these days,
    They can eat skunk sh*t.
     
  18. Sultan Bhargash

    Sultan Bhargash Trickster Reincarnated

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    @Jethro

    :rotfl:
     
  19. Raijer

    Raijer The 736th Beatle

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    EDITED: Deleted. Geez, almost stooped to the Chairman's level for a second there..
     
  20. Sultan Bhargash

    Sultan Bhargash Trickster Reincarnated

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    III, unlike Civ2
    can't rename your enemies
    can't fight Chairman Yang :(
     

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