Post your Civ III haiku here!

[Sultan Bhargash]

Chieftess writes haikus
less time spent looking for things
that could get me banned!

I like the haikus by the way...

 

[SirJethro]

Been loading my game,
For honestly hours by now....but
Still 37%.

 

[Raijer]

My favorite so far:

A haiku by Jolly Roger
I suck at haiku
Like my settler on tundra
I will give up now

- Genuis!

Damn war weariness!
That suicidal Gandhi
Ignores my envoy!

Civilization
Haikus instead of working.
Goodbye: it's the boss!

 

[Chieftess]

Originally posted by Sultan Bhargash
Chieftess writes haikus
less time spent looking for things
that could get me banned!

Just stay on topic
and you don't have to worry
about the ban stick

 

[Four Four Seven]

Multiplayer here?
Oh, wait, it does not work yet
Reloading CivNet


The more time I spend
writing haikus on this site
The less Civ I play

 

[Buecephalus]

I want their world map
Rome wants dyes, coal, ivory
that seems fair to me

 

[Fr8monkey]

Newby posts question,
obvious answer to me.
Uh-oh. There's "Killer"!

Elite Battleship,
exploring safe ways on sea.
I hate submarines!

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

boldly going forth
one square away from the shallows
our galley is lost

 

[Chieftess]

CFC Is down...
Let's head over to 'poly
and flood their server

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

CFC was gone
and I wondered if that was
Al Qaeda's big attack

unable to post
I discovered long lost friend
living nearby- my wife!

 

[Chairman Yang]

Illuminati
sheds clear light over the lies
seeks to hide the truth
(Off-topic...maybe)

Dawn of true freedom
Glorious Mother Russia-
America killed

Me and Mao unite
Launch nukes at America
Let freedom ring

Democracy crushed
Cheering and celebration
Chains of evil crushed

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Oh no Chairman Yang
starting a militia perhaps?
best stay in Sweden!

 

[Torakami_Bltzen]

i once had a cat
i hit it with a bat
after i beat him
i let my dog eat him
and his head went splat

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Torakami, I love the signature.

Your limerick would go well in the Civ3 limericks thread. It isn't quite on topic but that doesn't seem to slow any of us down...

 

[Chairman Yang]

This might get me banned;
But I hate you as a race
I want you all dead

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

waiting for bad news
ban this guy, chieftess, before
Chairman Yang gets nukes...

 

[SirJethro]

@yang

Just so typical,
Bigots everywhere these days,
They can eat skunk sh*t.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

@Jethro

 

[Raijer]

EDITED: Deleted. Geez, almost stooped to the Chairman's level for a second there..

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

III, unlike Civ2
can't rename your enemies
can't fight Chairman Yang