The Balrog
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I dont know, felt like getting my post count up.
Prince Charles "attacked"!
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I dont know, felt like getting my post count up.
So? Seriously, I don't really give a damn. For some unknowable reason, I simply dislike that personage. :crazyeyes
Crazy Eddie
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True, he is a tree-hugging imbecile, but he's OUR tree hugging imbecile.
BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP YOUR RIGHTFULL HEIR
BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP YOUR RIGHTFULL HEIR
TrailblazingScot
I was kittenOFchaos
I remember his anti-gaming comments...DIE by the very flowers you adore!
P.S I think people missed the joke in my last post...Prince Charles talks to his flowers to help them grow (or so he says) and it has started (or is part of) a following who believe it helps!
P.S I think people missed the joke in my last post...Prince Charles talks to his flowers to help them grow (or so he says) and it has started (or is part of) a following who believe it helps!
Crazy Eddie
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All the Brits here knew what you meant Kitten, 
whether anyone else knew is another matter...
(my landlord has actually met Charlie, when he was in the RAF and won't hear a word said against him)
whether anyone else knew is another matter...(my landlord has actually met Charlie, when he was in the RAF and won't hear a word said against him)
andycapp
Grumpy Old Griper
Hey, Kitten don't you talk to your flowers! I play Mozart to mine - makes for more intelligent flowers!
TrailblazingScot
I was kittenOFchaos
I don't own any flowers...too much effort: watering them!!!
My parents force me to water the plants...and I hate the plants for that.
My parents force me to water the plants...and I hate the plants for that.
duke o' york
It don't mean a thing....
If Prince Charles is going to be hit by a flower, then I want to be able to choose which one.
How about April Flower, the professional boxer, who only lasted 31 seconds against Muhammed Ali's daughter in her first fight, but would be a good opponent for "Prince" Charles Windsor (Saxe-Coburg). [punch]
How about April Flower, the professional boxer, who only lasted 31 seconds against Muhammed Ali's daughter in her first fight, but would be a good opponent for "Prince" Charles Windsor (Saxe-Coburg). [punch]
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
What!!!!!
This little Lativian commie dares to assault, with flower no less, my beloved future sovereign, liege lord and distant relative! This means war!
"Igor! Jeeves! Get out my M-203, my fez, my brocade smoking jacket, my dwarf, the amphibious T-90 MBT and my autographed minature of Judas Iscariot! These durned ungratefuls must be punished, and I will go on crusade to do it! Which way is it?"
Honestly, this type of thing musn't go unpunished, or all these horrid poor people, who probably don't even have a knighthood, will get out of their place. The sheer cheek of it.....
(Seriously, its not on to hit HRH. With anything. Particularly a commie pansie.)
This little Lativian commie dares to assault, with flower no less, my beloved future sovereign, liege lord and distant relative! This means war!
"Igor! Jeeves! Get out my M-203, my fez, my brocade smoking jacket, my dwarf, the amphibious T-90 MBT and my autographed minature of Judas Iscariot! These durned ungratefuls must be punished, and I will go on crusade to do it! Which way is it?"
Honestly, this type of thing musn't go unpunished, or all these horrid poor people, who probably don't even have a knighthood, will get out of their place. The sheer cheek of it.....
(Seriously, its not on to hit HRH. With anything. Particularly a commie pansie.)
TrailblazingScot
I was kittenOFchaos
Seriously the British Monarchy would be easy to assasinate if anyone cared to do so. Simply conceal your gun in your boquet of flowes, or even a hand grenade or a "stick of dynamite" and hand it to them...
Advanced techniques would be to use a remote trigger for plastic explosive into which you stick the flowers into if you are handing a potted plant to one of them...and detonate remotely, an aerial can easily be concealed amongst the stems!
The fact is that no-one wants to go out of their way to harm them!
Previous attacks on Charlie: a man charging him firing a starter pistol...as Eddie Izzard commented..."you can't start someone to death"...how very true
Advanced techniques would be to use a remote trigger for plastic explosive into which you stick the flowers into if you are handing a potted plant to one of them...and detonate remotely, an aerial can easily be concealed amongst the stems!
The fact is that no-one wants to go out of their way to harm them!
Previous attacks on Charlie: a man charging him firing a starter pistol...as Eddie Izzard commented..."you can't start someone to death"...how very true
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