Provocative Statement

[TheMulattoMaker]

The phrase "I'm not racist but," followed by something extremely racist.

Condescendingly point out that someone already said this just a bit upthread:

Post containing the phrase "I'm not racist/sexist/homophobic, but..." followed by an extremely racist/sexist/homophobic statement.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

...and, using a doublepost no less, defend whatever I have to say with a complete misunderstanding of free speech.

...while claiming to be an original thinker

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Post poorly drawn cartoon of a deity doing something vaguely inappropriate.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Yell Allahu Ackbar and grab a rifle. Receive 72 virgins, go home.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Noting no one has posted in several days, declare my side correct.

 

[stormtrooper412]

Noting no one has posted in several days, declare my side wrong.

deliberately misquoting another post in an attempt to appear wittier

 

[Fr8monkey]

Making a non-related comment to say I am included in a conversation I have no idea what it is about JUST to say I am in before a moderator closes thread.

 

[Phrossack]

Comment that this mess of a thread is entirely the fault of a degenerate democracy, and that a monarchy would solve everything.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Then proclaim that the only solution is by moving to South east Asia.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Seeing an opening , repost 2000 word quote attributed to little known 6th century south Asian mystic, in original language.

 

[gozpel]

Don't let your mind wonder, it's far to little to be out on it's own.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Seeing an opening , repost 2000 word quote attributed to little known 6th century south Asian mystic, in original language.

Point out that one of Eichmann's lesser-known lieutenants believed in something else that Asian mystic said, declare entire passage to be fascist.

Spoiler :

A thread this hotly debated needs to be Godwin'd at least one per page

 

[gay_Aleks]

Make a very bad joke about the Holocaust to derail thread even further, then discuss Eastern European politics in 1938-1945.

 

[Phrossack]

Make a very bad joke about the Holocaust to derail thread even further, then discuss Eastern European politics in 1938-1945.

Seize on this to discuss Eastern European politics, society, language, and culture between 1000 BC and the present for two pages straight without interruption.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Chiming in to say that the thread is going off topic.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Chiming in to say that the thread is going off topic.

Another post about cheese.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Grammar-naziing:

Making a non-related comment to say I am included in a conversation I have no idea what it is about

"on the subject matter of which I have no understanding," I think you mean.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Picture of cat in Grammar Nazi uniform

 

[bhavv]

I'm not racist but white people are racist.

The number of times I've heard that in my lifetime is astonishingly mind numbing. Kill Dem whiteys! Oh noes, I'm not a racist because I'm black / brown'.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Insist the privileged "check their privilege." Insinuate they're intrinsically not really capable of doing so, though.