Provocative Statement

[choxorn]

Statement insisting that if minority groups use slurs to refer to other members of the same group, white people should be allowed to use those slurs, too.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Snidely point out that in the scope of all humanity, white people are the minority.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Bring up 'white privilege'.

 

[bhavv]

Snidely point out that in the scope of all humanity, white people are the minority.

Now that is a great point to make!

 

[Phrossack]

Comment that Hillary Clinton isn't even human because reasons

 

[Gori the Grey]

Point out that race has no basis in biology, but is just a social construct, devised by white people to oppress non-whites.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Politely point out that anything besides worshipping the blacks is no different than going into the Congo to harvest hands so that the Belgians can pay us.

 

[Dumanios]

Pony hijack lol.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Statement confusing bronies with furries.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Comment stating ponies are for little girls and questions of the 'furries' sexuality.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Posting of a relevant XKCD.

 

[warpus]

An in-depth look at the evolution of the cucumber.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Joke trivia comment that pickles are really kerosene flavored cucumbers.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Derail thread even further by turning it into a console war how PS4 is superior to every other console because it has Pickle Jar Simulator.

 

[Kyriakos]

Comment that Hillary Clinton isn't even human because reasons

Reply just by providing a link to user's local burns-treatment centers

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Opinion stating that pickles are only edible if eaten with cheese.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Re-read the whole thread and asks above poster what kind of cheese related fetish he has.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Sends Fr8monkey a lengthy PM detailing all the great and wondrous things about cheese.

Recites a list of all the different ways to prepare dishes involving cheese, in the style of Bubba from Forrest Gump.

Starts petition asking modmins why we have popcorn-, beer-, spam-, coffee-, fish, and banana-themed smilies, but none about cheese.


cheese.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Changing my mind. MMMMMMM! Cheese...

 

[gay_Aleks]

Declare thread as derailed, and start spamming the thread with something completely unrelated.