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Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by kristopherb, Nov 14, 2006.

  1. Sophie 378

    Sophie 378 Avvie by ybbor

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    Swedishguy: how is it possible to get 10 + ANYTHING wrong? :confused:


    Some random quotes I've been collecting lately: :goodjob: and :rotfl:
    (Above: bowdlerized at moderator's request.)
    (Removed the f-word, see above.)
    I'm adding in more quotes here all the time, and will keep doing so until we get to the end of the page. Then I might make another post.

    Does anyone actually like the CFC quotes I collect? Am I just spamming the thread? Shall I stop? Or are these rofl-worthy ones interesting to others, too?


    EDIT: more quote collections: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, this one, 9, 10
     
  2. Fugitive Sisyphus

    Fugitive Sisyphus Escape Artist

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    "To me, Blackadder, socks are like sex. Tons of it about, and I never seem to get any."

    Prince George in one of the Blackadder episodes.
     
  3. kristopherb

    kristopherb Protective/Charismatic

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    i rember watching that:lol:
     
  4. Swedishguy

    Swedishguy Deity

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    "silly commoner, chariots are too expensive!"
     
  5. PrinceOfLeigh

    PrinceOfLeigh Wigan, England

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    Chris Moyles: "Comic Relief, keeping African warlords in Gold Chains since 1985!"
     
  6. PrinceOfLeigh

    PrinceOfLeigh Wigan, England

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    Christopher Lasch: "Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success."
     
  7. SuperBeaverInc.

    SuperBeaverInc. Groucho

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    Borat: What kind of dog is this?
    Zookeeper: It's a tortoise.
    Borat: Is it a cat in a hat?
    Zookeeper: No... it's a tortoise in a shell.
     
  8. Kan' Sharuminar

    Kan' Sharuminar Fluffy

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    Spaced quotes

    Tyres: Mine's a pint of the black stuff.
    Mike: You can't drink a pint of Bovril.

    Brian: Do you think I should lose the waistcoat.
    Tim: I think you should burn it. 'Cause, y'know, if you lose it, you might find it again.
     
  9. PrinceOfLeigh

    PrinceOfLeigh Wigan, England

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    The Fast Show:

    Carl Hooper: Next week on the show: bats - are they really blind or just takin' a piss out of me?

    Ralph: What are you fishing for?
    Ted: Fish.

    News anchor: A fe fe fe a fe fe fe, Boutros Boutros-Ghali. Scorchio!
     
  10. Swedishguy

    Swedishguy Deity

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    Sayn: Are you going to be my wyvern?
    Sheeba: Are you going to be my human?
    Sayn: No... Yes!
    *giggle*
     
  11. thetrooper

    thetrooper Schweinhund

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    Swedishguy, you make my hair go gray.
     
  12. Swedishguy

    Swedishguy Deity

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    thetrooper, you make my mind go confused.
     
  13. PrinceOfLeigh

    PrinceOfLeigh Wigan, England

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    Then you know how I feel when I read your posts.
     
  14. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    Random Persian: I'm a foreigner?
    Swede: :mischief: :p :goodjob: :worship: :joke: :nono:
    Swedishguy: *something random about Pokemon*
     
  15. Swedishguy

    Swedishguy Deity

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    Has anyone really quoted that?
     
  16. pboily

    pboily fingerlickinmathematickin

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    I like them, but maybe it's only because I was a central player in one of them.
     
  17. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    CFC quotes are the best. Keep it up, Sophie.

    Swedishguy: That was my jokey take on your quotes. Sorry, I couldn't resist. ;)
     
  18. PrinceOfLeigh

    PrinceOfLeigh Wigan, England

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    From Pheonix Nights:

    [Opens package to reveal a gun]
    Paddy: What on earth is that?
    Max: That my friend, is a German Broomhandle Mauser.
    Paddy: I'm not using that...
    Max: Why, what's wrong with it?
    Paddy: It's an antique that's what it is.
    Max: Hey. It's not an antique. There's nothing wrong with that. It was my granddad's. He shot a German with this.
    Paddy: Was that in the Second World War?
    Max: No, it were in Benidorme. He had a row over a sun lounger.

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    Brian: You're a druggie Jerry, next thing we know you'll be doing Cesil in't bogs
    Young Kenny: Charlie.
    Brian: What?
    Young Kenny: It's Charlie, he'll be doing Charlie in't bogs
    Brian: I don't know I've never met the man
     
  19. Swedishguy

    Swedishguy Deity

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    Girl: We could make a fair.
    Boy: What are we going to sell? COOKIES?!
     
  20. Ultima Dragoon

    Ultima Dragoon FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

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    From My forums' Mod&Admin chat area, we have a thread with some brilliant posts. IE:
    (from a thread about having someone to kiss on New years Eve)
    Also Sophie the CFC quotes are great. I have but one meagre offering, created by Birdjaguar.
     

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