random quotes

[Swedishguy]

''There is a difference between tactics and strategy. Do you know that difference?''
-Upton Julius

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

Augustus Octavius : "I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble"

Graffiti on the Walls of Pompeii:
Virgula Tertio suo: indecens es.
Virgula to her Tertius: you are one horny lad!

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Bob Slydell: You see, what we're actually trying to do here is, we're trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at work... so, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

 

[puglover]

Rocky III

Reporter: Clubber Lang, what's your prediction for the outcome of your upcoming fight with Rocky Balboa?
Clubber Lang: Pain.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

 

[Perfection]

"One thing that I've always wanted to do every since I was little, I've always want to be abducted by a UFO. Yeah, sometimes I'd just go hang out in the woods. I'm just waiting for that blue light. {Screams} That's how they suck you up by a beam of light, they suck you up by your chest, and that's not necessary. Throw a rope ladder down, I'll climb up, I'm interested. I’m here for YOU. Don’t suck me up by my chest, that hurts... you're a hovering craft, why wouldn't I come in and poke around for a minute?"

-Dane Cook

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

Goodfellas

Spoiler it's long :

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.

Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?

Henry Hill:It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]

Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?

Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

Henry Hill: Jus...

Tommy DeVito: What?

Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.

Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the **** out of here, Tommy!

Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] I almost had him, I almost had him. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

 

[Perfection]

That was an amazing film moment.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

That was an amazing film moment.

Totally ad libbed by Mr Pesci if the rumours are true.

William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar
Anthony:
Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.

 

[Swedishguy]

''My precious pets, the subject is almost here! This is the opportunity I've been waiting for! I will have Mr. Chance on my tables soon... (Evil Laugh)''
-Otis Ganglion

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Ah... good 'ol Doctor Ganglion.

Lucy Willing: "These are medical marvels, hardly monsters!"

Rex Chance: "Huge claws, sharp fangs... I don't have a dictionary handy, but the word 'monster' seems appropriate."

Ahh... IC, great game.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

Homer Simpson: Ahhh Cobras!

 

[Swedishguy]

Ah... good 'ol Doctor Ganglion.

Lucy Willing: "These are medical marvels, hardly monsters!"

Rex Chance: "Huge claws, sharp fangs... I don't have a dictionary handy, but the word 'monster' seems appropriate."

Ahh... IC, great game.

Agreed!

Ganglion: But if I help you, he'll kill me!
Rex Chance: I'll do worse!

 

[Bartleby]

Burn the village to the ground!

Prince Prospero (Vincent Price) in The Masque of the Red Death

 

[Lord_Iggy]

OFF TOPIC: I never found out what happened after La Pette got toasted. I lost the disc... it's gotta be around here somewhere.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

 

[Swedishguy]

OFF TOPIC: I never found out what happened after La Pette got toasted. I lost the disc... it's gotta be around here somewhere.

In short order: Rex and Lucy goes to the desert island where they find out that Upton is planning to take over the world. After they have destroyed Ganglion's lab Lucy get captured by The King (A sperm whale gorilla) and Rex forces Ganglion to help him. However, Ganglion stabs Rex's back then he lures him into a trap at The Island of The Crazies and after a couple of minutes Ganglion manages to steal the lab. But Rex takes a gyrocopter and goes to Isla Tarantula to set things straight with Upton and, well, end of the game!

''Combined creatures are also arranged in the fashion circles nowadays.''
-Velika La Pette

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Chat room fun:

<RaisinBran> ok ok ok narz ill accept a G-string

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Metagaming does not require a metaphysics engine.

-Something I thought of a few hours ago.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Caboose: I know where you can find O'Malley. He lived inside my helmet for a while. Maybe he left an address to send his mail. We were like roommates.

Sarge: Sounds like he took some of the furniture when he left. And the carpet. And the drapes. And I wouldn't expect to get that deposit back.