Random Rants ΠΑ: That's a paddlin'

[Snerk]

Hmm CFC will probably just censor it. My dances are very provocative.

 

[MaryKB]

Hmmmm, so I imagine your tangos are ... ?

 

[Snerk]

My tango causes instant pregnancy to everybody within a 50m radius.

 

[MaryKB]

Is that how @Synsensa ended up carrying your baby?

 

[Synobun]

Is that how @Synsensa ended up carrying your baby?

 

[Snerk]

Is that how @Synsensa ended up carrying your baby?

Hmm not really. But that's a story for another time. I only tango as an absolute last resort.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

My tango causes instant pregnancy to everybody within a 50m radius.

You should see a doctor about that.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Sounds more like everyone else needs to see a doctor about that.

 

[MaryKB]

A couple weeks ago I was at my company's headquarters for some meetings, and while I was there I had to take a new photograph (my previous one was like five years old) Anyway, my rant is that they obviously photo edited my picture before putting it up on everything.

I just downloaded this from my company's intranet and emailed it to myself.

 

[Synobun]

After a long saga of drug addicts, a meth RV that exploded, attempted arson, graffiti, more attempted arson, and vandalism, the house next door was gutted a couple weeks ago. They found asbestos everywhere, which was nice. But now they've finally got an excavator to tear the whole thing down, and tear out the foundation, and boy is it a blast to have an excavator hammering at the ground starting at 7 AM and going until 6 PM 15 feet away from where I'm sitting every day!

 

[Lexicus]

After a long saga of drug addicts, a meth RV that exploded, attempted arson, graffiti, more attempted arson, and vandalism, the house next door was gutted a couple weeks ago. They found asbestos everywhere, which was nice. But now they've finally got an excavator to tear the whole thing down, and tear out the foundation, and boy is it a blast to have an excavator hammering at the ground starting at 7 AM and going until 6 PM 15 feet away from where I'm sitting every day!

they're renovating a church across the street from my house into condos and the construction seems to have eased off for now but there was a several-week stretch of time over the summer where they were working 6 days a week starting about 7am...

 

[Timsup2nothin]

You guys need to move. I thought that just about everywhere had ordinances against power tool and heavy equipment usage before civilized times in the morning.

 

[Synobun]

You guys need to move. I thought that just about everywhere had ordinances against power tool and heavy equipment usage before civilized times in the morning.

I can't. @hobbsyoyo got rid of my room.

 

[Zkribbler]

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Looks like the kind of woman who'd lead me to ruin...if I were lucky.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Rant: The toilet seat broke!

 

[The_J]

Because of your mom's fat arse?

(Asking this somehow feels great )

 

[Takhisis]

Today I was asked to do some volunteer work for an NGO, i.e. donate my awesome linguistic skills to build a moderately coherent page in English to accept donations from overseas which is, frankly, a piece of cake. Please do not accuse me of being a good person.
When I actually went to visit the NGO in person this afternoon I found out about the ‘other side’ in which you get moronic career bureaucrats who try to whittle down the number of ladyfingers the unadopted/unadoptable parentless children of the neighbourhood can eat per week, because reasons. @#$%&!!!

Why are printers/scanners so evil?

They developed an independent networked AI , so it's all but impossible to erase it and they have build in biometric sensors so they stop working whenever You're in a hurry ')

Let's face it, it's not Facebook, Google, Blizzard, Amazon or Apolyton who's going to break the Internet, it's danged Hewlett Packard, Epson and Lexmark who will one day become one single company, connect all printers to the Internet of Things and rule the planet for a thousand years.

It depends on the kind of pasta You've used, Italians have milion names for it . Code for name is *insert Italian name for pasta* with *whatever You're eating it with*

No, no, they also add references to the place of origin or even humorous ones, so you get names that mean ‘Bolognian style’ (alla Bolognese).

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Please do not accuse me of being a good person.

You are a good person.

 

[Takhisis]

Stop that! I am the evil five-headed Dragon Queen of Darkness! Also known to friends and treasured acquaintances as ‘Daria. Go to hell.’ in private, but that's another thing.

 

[Synobun]

I just know you as the guy who plays DOTA 2.