Random Rants ΠΑ: That's a paddlin'

[Synobun]

It's been less than a week and we're already a quarter way done with this thread iteration.

 

[Broken_Erika]

What's wrong with 63 slices of processed American cheese?

 

[Synobun]

What's wrong with 63 slices of processed American cheese?

There aren't 63 hamburgers to accompany them.

 

[The_J]

I got a bit of a sore throat (AGAIN ), now I'm sweating badly. Had loads of tea, and I hope it's better tomorrow :/.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

What's wrong with 63 slices of processed American cheese?

You mean plastic?

 

[AdamCrock]

It's been less than a week and we're already a quarter way done with this thread iteration.

Now THAT's a paddlin'

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Rant: We rant too much.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

The rants thread is en fuego!

 

[AdamCrock]

rant 1 : I ate all of my cheese ...
rant 2 : Cola reserves are running from low to critical level ! (shortage)
rant 3 : I need to sleep (wish aliens would abduct me and implant me with "no sleep needed" implant or something_
rant 4 : bunk time
rant 5 : "I should go"

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

rant 5 : "I should go"

Maybe it's: I should GO. I SHOULD go. *I* should go...

 

[MaryKB]

rant 1 : I ate all of my cheese ...
rant 2 : Cola reserves are running from low to critical level ! (shortage)
rant 3 : I need to sleep (wish aliens would abduct me and implant me with "no sleep needed" implant or something_
rant 4 : bunk time
rant 5 : "I should go"

I saw that X-Files episode, those soldiers all went crazy and killed themselves.

I love sleeping. I was going to stay up, but I think I'll go to bed and cuddle my penguin.

 

[Ajidica]

Rant: I need to go to work tomorrow !!!!

Also I'm hungry , Ideally I would like a pizza now (but I shouldn't eat that late). I guess a few slices of cheese could not hurt though ...

Fun fact: One of Jane Austen's favorite foods was English rarebit as a snack before bed. (Bread doused in red wine, covered with cheese, and then broiled to melt the cheese.) Apparently it was a favorite because of the vivid dreams it game her.

 

[Synobun]

Fun fact: One of Jane Austen's favorite foods was English rarebit as a snack before bed. (Bread doused in red wine, covered with cheese, and then broiled to melt the cheese.) Apparently it was a favorite because of the vivid dreams it game her.

Nobody tell @MaryKB about this.

 

[Takhisis]

Oh come on, man, if you mean that @MaryKB shouldn't read it then don't ping her. She's ‘cuddling her penguin’ whatever that is code for after a promised wild weekend.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I shouldn't have said anything about the pizza or slices of cheese, considering that I just made perhaps the least healthy meal possible. Man is it good though!

 

[Takhisis]

I just made perhaps the least healthy meal possible.

Details or it didn't happen.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Details or it didn't happen.

Started out really healthy because I came up on this bag of organically grown tiny Brussels sprouts. For those who don't know, Brussels sprouts as they get bigger get more of a tang to them, so I knew these little guys would be sweeter than normal. Anyway, I trimmed off the stem end and split them in half, then lightly sauteed them in a bit of olive oil with some garlic. I did the same thing with some chopped up yellow squash, also healthy, but we're about to start the big turn.

Chicken broth and water with a little oil, plenty of garlic and oregano, a bit of salt and pepper, bring to boil and throw in choice of cheap dry pasta...in my case rigatoni. Use just enough liquid to cover the pasta. Reduce to simmer, dump in sprouts. Brown and crumble some Italian sausage, hot or mild your choice, at my gf insistence we went with mild though I'd probably have gone with hot myself. When sprouts and pasta are tender, dump in squash and sausage. So, healthiness has definitely leveled off, and...

Crumble in a good size chunk of Havarti, for the meltiness, and a bunch of Asiago, Romano, Parmesan grated blend for the flavors and stir until everything melts into the remaining liquid to form an artery annihilating cheese sauce. Serve with garlic bread.

Sufficiently detailed?

PS: anyone who has an appropriately Italian sounding name for this, please provide.

 

[Broken_Erika]

What's Italian for Octuple bypass?

 

[Takhisis]

I need to make some of that pasta alla Timoteo soon.
Maybe tomorrow.

What's Italian for Octuple bypass?

bypass ottuple

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I need to make some of that pasta alla Timoteo soon.
Maybe tomorrow.

I'm honored. I generally try to keep my name off such things since they are invariably one offs, but I'll make an exception here.