Random Rants 0x52: [Obligatory rant about title]

[aimeeandbeatles]

My skeleton erupt from body?

 

[Synobun]

IT SHALL BE FREE.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

That sounds painful.

 

[Takhisis]

Are we just going to employ thread necromancy to revive aimee as an undead monstrosity?

Bought four weeks of salami.

One week in, body no longer accepts salami.

Now have three weeks of salami as a nice paperweight.

Find recipes for actually cooking the salami and making it edible. Does it come already sliced?

 

[Synobun]

You're so cute.

"Cook the salami."

"Find recipes."

You think the world of me, Takh.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Are we just going to employ thread necromancy to revive aimee as an undead monstrosity?

I am already a monstrosity. Just not undead.

 

[Takhisis]

You're so cute.

"Cook the salami."

"Find recipes."

You think the world of me, Takh.

Third-world problems with a third-world income has meant I've been a capable cook for over half my life already.

I am already a monstrosity. Just not undead.

We can fix that.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Is am being threatened?

 

[Takhisis]

Hmmm. Yes. Comply or you shall be forced to eat Synsensa's cooking. Not cookies, but cooking.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I beg for mercy.

 

[Takhisis]

Offer sufficient ransom and we can talk.

 

[Synobun]

I'm decent enough at cooking. I just don't like it and don't have the motivation for it. I'd rather just eat takeout over the sink like a rat.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Offer sufficient ransom and we can talk.

I have cookies!

 

[Lexicus]

I'm decent enough at cooking. I just don't like it and don't have the motivation for it. I'd rather just eat takeout over the sink like a rat.

*hissing*

 

[Takhisis]

Oi! This is not the members' pictures thread.

I have cookies!

This might prove to be a profitable trade for both of us.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

You took too long to decide. I ate all the cookies.

 

[Takhisis]

I'm decent enough at cooking. I just don't like it and don't have the motivation for it. I'd rather just eat takeout over the sink like a rat.

That is definitely not decent.

You took too long to decide. I ate all the cookies.

Nor is that.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

It is not decent to leave someone waiting when there are delicious cookies.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Bought four weeks of salami.

One week in, body no longer accepts salami.

Now have three weeks of salami as a nice paperweight.

Either invent the transporter and send it here (I love salami), or donate it to a food bank, soup kitchen, or shelter. Even giving it to a homeless person would be better than allowing it to go to waste.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

*hissing*

That's a possum.