Random Rants 0x52: [Obligatory rant about title]

[MaryKB]

I had to apply for a new passport today, so I went to the post office. I hate how they tell you to have a "blank expression" for your picture, I look like I'm on drugs or something (they gave me a copy to keep, I should probably burn it)

 

[Phrossack]

I had to apply for a new passport today, so I went to the post office. I hate how they tell you to have a "blank expression" for your picture, I look like I'm on drugs or something (they gave me a copy to keep, I should probably burn it)

I look terrible in all my official photos.

 

[MaryKB]

I look terrible in all my official photos.

I highly doubt that.

 

[Synobun]

I highly doubt that.

He meant "terribly handsome."

 

[Phrossack]

Edit: I'll try again off mobile, which cannot format

 

[Birdjaguar]

It is an iron law that people always look terrible in official photos. Due to Resistentialismknow[url=it's important for us to look good in such photos, and sabotage our efforts for our hubris accordingly, much as keys lose themselves when they're needed most or as drinks spill themselves in the presence of laptops'], we know that cameras know it's important for us to look good in such photos, and sabotage our efforts for our hubris accordingly, much as keys lose themselves when they're needed most or as drinks spill themselves in the presence of laptops.[/url]

Your link goes nowhere.

 

[MaryKB]

It is an iron law that people always look terrible in official photos.

I think it's more about how for your passport photo, you're not allowed to smile, which is why I look so awful. My face looks like it's half-melted.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Rant: i mess up

 

[Synobun]

Rant: i mess up

wat u mess?

 

[Lexicus]

I think it's more about how for your passport photo, you're not allowed to smile, which is why I look so awful. My face looks like it's half-melted.

I have the opposite problem, my artificial photo-smiles just look terrible

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

No matter what evidence says my mother is always right because she is right and I am stupid.

 

[Synobun]

No matter what evidence says my mother is always right because she is right and I am stupid.

Have you considered making your escape by phishing her with a Nigerian scam email and running off with the money?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Rant: I hate getting into arguments with her. They make me tired.

 

[Snerk]

Well at least you didn't piss yourself like Mary.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

That would be bad.

 

[JohannaK]

All my photos are bad. When I'm not smiling because I'm not, when I am because I look like a homicidal maniac.

 

[AdamCrock]

I look terrible in all my official photos.

I just look like a zombie on them .

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Rant: I had a truly unpleasant bowel movement.

Spoiler :

At first nothing came out. Oh no, it's constipation! So I just sit and wait for a bit and then finally a tiny, hard stool comes out. And is immediately followed by what feels like a few dozen litres of liquid ass-lava.

My intestines must hate me.

 

[Snerk]

Have you tried a FODMAP diet?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

No.