Random Rants 0x52: [Obligatory rant about title]

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Consider doing so. It can help with IBS. The science behind is pretty logical, eliminate the carbs that are hard to digest and will often ferment in your colon.
 
Rant: I had a truly unpleasant bowel movement.

Spoiler :
At first nothing came out. Oh no, it's constipation! So I just sit and wait for a bit and then finally a tiny, hard stool comes out. And is immediately followed by what feels like a few dozen litres of liquid ass-lava. :scared:


My intestines must hate me.

Mood.
 
Nooooooo :cry:.
I think I got a notification from bumble via chrome, someone new was texting me. I dismissed the chrome notification, bc that just opens another tab when I click on it, so I rather open chrome directly.
Or so i thought.
I opened chrome. Nothing new in bumble.
Did I dismiss the match by accident? I don't know and cannot find out :cry:.

Important for context: After 2 weeks my area is basically empty. New profiles show up every day, but partially bc Schiphol airport is in my range. Can't delete it yet, still have money in it.
And from my 3 matches 2 were tourists who are already again out of the country.
So a lost match feels right now terrible :cry:.
 
Nooooooo :cry:.
I think I got a notification from bumble via chrome, someone new was texting me. I dismissed the chrome notification, bc that just opens another tab when I click on it, so I rather open chrome directly.
Or so i thought.
I opened chrome. Nothing new in bumble.
Did I dismiss the match by accident? I don't know and cannot find out :cry:.

Important for context: After 2 weeks my area is basically empty. New profiles show up every day, but partially bc Schiphol airport is in my range. Can't delete it yet, still have money in it.
And from my 3 matches 2 were tourists who are already again out of the country.
So a lost match feels right now terrible :cry:.

It seems likely they just unmatched you.
 
Matched me, texted me, and unmatched within 5 minutes?

It happened to me more than once. People text before they look at your profile, then look at it and see some dealbreaker and unmatch.
 
Oh man, that's rude. But could make sense.

People are ice cold man, and those apps only seem to facilitate and encourage that

edit: and tbh i feel like being unmatched is a better look than just being left hanging indefinitely ,which was what usually happened to me on those apps.
 
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Any old excuse to adorn my kilt!

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Needs more bagpipes. :scan:

Matched me, texted me, and unmatched within 5 minutes?
Sounds like my customer "service" experience with Amazon a couple of nights ago, except it happened in less than a minute. Finally, after the 6th person did that and the 7th started with the same lines, I just said, "No. You're the 7th person to be involved in this and not one of the others helped me. They didn't even try, just kept transferring me. I am going to purchase the items I wanted from another company." At that point I do think I was justified in calling my customer service experience useless.

So I terminated the chat... and along came an email from the last person, thanking me for my "warm and gracious" manner and would I please take a moment to rate my customer service experience?

Fine, I gave it a 1-star rating in all categories and in the comments I complained about the lack of service and told whoever read it that Amazon's incompetence was London Drugs' gain. I'd have to pay more, but at least I would get the items I wanted (Amazon refused to ship to my address for some reason and not one of the agents even bothered to try to find out why; it's not like the items aren't shipped to Canada since I was on the Canadian site).

Whereupon I received another email from Amazon, begging me to contact them by phone or email because they really, REALLY want to serve me.

Well, I might. And I will let them know that I had very good service from London Drugs, in the same time it would have taken an Amazon order. My order arrived this morning.
 
Nooooooo :cry:.
I think I got a notification from bumble via chrome, someone new was texting me. I dismissed the chrome notification, bc that just opens another tab when I click on it, so I rather open chrome directly.
Or so i thought.
I opened chrome. Nothing new in bumble.
Did I dismiss the match by accident? I don't know and cannot find out :cry:.

Important for context: After 2 weeks my area is basically empty. New profiles show up every day, but partially bc Schiphol airport is in my range. Can't delete it yet, still have money in it.
And from my 3 matches 2 were tourists who are already again out of the country.
So a lost match feels right now terrible :cry:.

People are ice cold man, and those apps only seem to facilitate and encourage that

edit: and tbh i feel like being unmatched is a better look than just being left hanging indefinitely ,which was what usually happened to me on those apps.
Dating sites are fundamentally dehumanizing marketplaces. Women looking for men are harassed constantly, men looking for women are basically sending out hundreds of job applications.
 
Too bad I can't put "most liked poster on CFC:OT:" on my resume :lol:
Statistically speaking, "most liked poster" on gaming site and "regularly and gainfully employed" are likely inversely proportional
 
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