Random Rants 3

[WerBackIII]

What about snow, ice and dog pee as here in Ruse?

 

[GuitarHero]

What about snow, ice and dog pee as here in Ruse?

What about snow, ice, and puke, like here in Norway?

 

[Love]

I rant that theres no snow here.

 

[Nylan]

The internet is a filthy place. While that should be blatantly obvious, it's irritating me more than normal.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I know. I just read an article about the various theories regarding the ancestry of hagfishes and lampreys, and it made me want to puke. Them things are nasty.

 

[GuitarHero]

Them things are nasty.

If you want to sound stupid, it's "Them things is nasty.".

 

[Swedishguy]

Soon it is Science Fair... and I don't have the slightest idea what to do! It has to be something about Scientific Method. Any ideas?

 

[ggganz]

Uhm, any sort of experiment where you think of a question, make a hypothesis, and prove or disprove the hypothesis. Really not that hard. (and you can't do "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?" )

 

[Angst]

If you want to sound stupid, it's "Them things is nasty.".

He didn't want to sound stupid, as he is a very smart person. No sarcasm intended. His grammatical skills are perfect, and inhuman. Again, no sarcasm.

He writes that way. And he rocks at it. And I think I didn't get the point with your post. Explaination?

 

[Swedishguy]

I failed my German assessment.

 

[RedRalph]

I havent got a ...ckin clue what I'm going to do for my journalism essay "discuss the media's reliance on elite sources"

 

[salty mud]

I failed my German assessment.

It's okay - I'm on course for getting a good F in my French course too.

I havent got a ...ckin clue what I'm going to do for my journalism essay "discuss the media's reliance on elite sources"

Sucker.

 

[Abaddon]

I have to update my NES, without any of my computers working.. normally it wouldnt be a chore

 

[Nylan]

I'm all drugged up on anesthetics. While you'd think it's cool, I'm not enjoying the gauze, applesauce, and not being able to get from my bed to the kitchen.

 

[Ansar]

It's okay - I'm on course for getting a good F in my French course too.

That sucks.

 

[GuitarHero]

I failed my German assessment.

Well, what are you going to do? It happens.

 

[Hitti-Litti]

Gahh, I've got a flu... ON WEEKEND!

 

[Nylan]

Gahh, I've got a flu... ON WEEKEND!

At least you're not taking happy pills all weekend...

 

[azzaman333]

I woke up about an hour ago... at 3am...

 

[Rossiya]

Bailiffs are bastards. I was watching this TV programme that was trying to glorify these glorified criminals, and there these bastards would stand, using nice long words, trying to make themselves seem clever, and trying to justify their satanic actions.

The programme followed two bastard bailiffs in a crappy van and there they saw some car that had been recorded as having several parking offences attributed to it. Sure, I don't advocate the abuse of parking in inappropriate spots, but this just goes too far. So the youngest of the two bastard bailiffs walks over to the driver of the car, which is parked stationary(ery). The young bailiff struts up to the car, pleased with his unduly authority. He taps on the window and the driver opens the window. Then the young pseudo-criminal snatches the keys out of this guy's hands.

After a few minutes of the two bastards wallowing in their so-called pride, they then find out that the driver's hand was injured (cuts to his palm), as the keys were snatched violently by the young streak of piss. This is quickly passed over, however.

The TV programme after this still tries in vain to glorify these degenerates, saying how they help society. The programme producers must have been idiots, because after that piece of magical programming, instead of feeling indebted to these wonderful people, I now hate the bastard bailiffs.

love.