Bailiffs are bastards. I was watching this TV programme that was trying to glorify these glorified criminals, and there these bastards would stand, using nice long words, trying to make themselves seem clever, and trying to justify their satanic actions.
The programme followed two bastard bailiffs in a crappy van and there they saw some car that had been recorded as having several parking offences attributed to it. Sure, I don't advocate the abuse of parking in inappropriate spots, but this just goes too far. So the youngest of the two bastard bailiffs walks over to the driver of the car, which is parked stationary(ery). The young bailiff struts up to the car, pleased with his unduly authority. He taps on the window and the driver opens the window. Then the young pseudo-criminal snatches the keys out of this guy's hands.
After a few minutes of the two bastards wallowing in their so-called pride, they then find out that the driver's hand was injured (cuts to his palm), as the keys were snatched violently by the young streak of piss. This is quickly passed over, however.
The TV programme after this still tries in vain to glorify these degenerates, saying how they help society. The programme producers must have been idiots, because after that piece of magical programming, instead of feeling indebted to these wonderful people, I now hate the bastard bailiffs.
love.