Random Rants 4: Keep Complaining

[LucyDuke]

I doubt they'd check for it as a matter of routine.

As for the stuff showing up:

Cannabis is detectable in the blood for approximately 2-3 days after use in an infrequent user. Frequent use can be detected in the blood for approximately 2 weeks.

http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml

If you're not a total stoner, you should be okay. You're a total stoner, though, aren't you?

 

[silver 2039]

Thats cutting it close but not that bad I suppose.

If you're not a total stoner, you should be okay. You're a total stoner, though, aren't you?

Frequent? Not really. I stopped for the past month for exams. Today was a minor lapse in judgment.

 

[Trajan12]

History teacher decided to take us on a tour of the Arab American Museum. Biiiiiiiig mistake...

I could never be a tour guide at a Black History museum. If the visitors there are the way these people were they'd have to pry me off someone's neck.

A sample exchange:

"Guide: Muslim weddings have different traditions, like other types of weddings.

Asshat: You mean like breaking that glass?

Guide: No that's a Jewish thing..."

The fact that the guide was the most gorgeous submitter to Allah I've ever seen didn't help alleviate my embarrassment...

 

[Love]

Two words:

Damn Siblings

 

[Mehmed100]

Two words:

Damn Siblings

We've all said it. I just said it too.

 

[skadistic]

Movies on TV where you have to constantly adjust the volume up when people are talking and down when the action starts.

 

[QuoVadisNation]

I don't know WHY everyone keeps saying such bad things about William and Mary!

They're nice guys!

 

[nc-1701]

Auuugh!

My Mom decided to make soap in plastic molds, she has a business selling it. Well today for some odd reason she decided to leave them in the oven! I have no idea why she did this and she has never put it in the oven before... Well I started the oven heating up to make food, shortly afterward I smell something odd Well, the molds melted and when my Mom gets home she'll probably try to make me pay her for it, but hell it's not my fault. Why in the hell should I expect someone to leave plastic molds full of soap in the bloody oven!@?

 

[azzaman333]

I have a day off school today, but I have to spend at least 2 hours on maths homework....

 

[Gilder]

I have a cold.


Oh, and it takes on listen to get David Bowie's "China Girl" stuck in my head.

 

[mythmonster2]

I'm going to San Antonio for 3 days, no internet.

 

[skadistic]

Nancy Grace.

 

[Godwynn]

The next person to wake me from my slumber is getting stabbed in the eyes.

 

[Swedishguy]

If only there was a better means of transportation than vehicles. A teleporter or something like that would be good.

 

[Love]

Sure, make that and win the nobel price.

 

[downtown]

So, yesterday was the perfect day outside...sunny, mid 70's...just awesome. I left work a little bit early so I could go running and enjoy the last few hours of daylight.

When I got to the office today, I have a voice mail. One of my co-workers had free Nationals Tickets, and was going to to give them to me, but alas, I had left right before he got to my office, and he was sorry, but he had to give them to somebody else.

LAME

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

That's okay, I am sure they lost.

 

[Jesus Civs]

I have a bad case of the runs and I'm farting like an elephant. But I'm at work so I have to go outside to let one off!!!!!! AAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

 

[downtown]

That's okay, I am sure they lost.

Haha, I think they did actually. I hope to take advantage of the fact that they aren't very good, so I can get cheaper seats later this month.

But I just like going to baseball games. Plus, I haven't seen the new digs yet.

 

[Swedishguy]

My internet connection is so bad that I can't play BF1942.