Random Rants 61

[bhavv]

I call upon CFC and the mighty powers of the internet to boycott Mcvitties:

 

[Snerk]

^Gentlemen.. to war! We ride at first light.

 

[cardgame]

How so? Looks delicious to me.

 

[sophie]

How so? Looks delicious to me.

All's fair in love and dentistry

 

[bhavv]

Carefully observe the colours of the wrappers.

 

[cardgame]

Oh, I see. I guess life really is like a box of chocolates.

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

That implies life is good though.

 

[Civ'ed]

Oh, I see. I guess life really is like a box of chocolates.

Extremely desirable to those who don't have it, but going to kill you in the end?

 

[jackelgull]

Not really. It could be a box of crappy chocolates.

 

[cardgame]

"You never know what you're going to get". From Forrest Gump.

 

[sophie]

"You never know what you're going to get". From Forrest Gump.

"...except gingivitis"

 

[jackelgull]

My mother walked in on a session of D&D I was playing over google hangout with a friend of mine from school. She thought I was fighting, and that we were playing some sort of gambling game. I was mortified.

 

[Takhisis]

Sorry, I already sold mine to Valve.

Dang it.

i tried spain, but it redirects me to the steam page, which doesn't have mac.

Well, screw it, do a Google search for someone who'll sell it on CD.

Nope. I couldn't wait and cover the exit as there are multiple.

Napalm is your friend. It's probably Antilogic's fault.

My mother walked in on a session of D&D I was playing over google hangout with a friend of mine from school. She thought I was fighting, and that we were playing some sort of gambling game. I was mortified.

Is it about the dice?

 

[gay_Aleks]

Once she heard you casting "magic missile", instead of worried about you, she'd be sad.

 

[Antilogic]

Napalm is your friend. It's probably Antilogic's fault.

Don't kill spiders bruh.

 

[jackelgull]

Once she heard you casting "magic missile", instead of worried about you, she'd be sad.

I'm a bard, we don't get magic missile. Thunder wave though, that spell is boss.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Have you tried increasing the morale of your party members by singing? This always helps.

 

[Takhisis]

Don't kill spiders bruh.

Gah! He came outta nowhere! Cami, if you're still alive, remember that Ghost mode is what spiders use IRL, so please ban such a feature from the forum and it's RL counterpart users!

Have you tried increasing the morale of your party members by singing? This always helps.

It will help people get some élan, alright.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Either because they want to run at the enemies, or from you.

 

[bhavv]

Don't kill spiders bruh.

Well what do you expect to do with them? Putting them outside kills them too.