Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!

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$25.00 for the movie.
$21.00 for two small cokes and two medium popcorn.

$46.00 total.

To rent, in 6 months. $6.20
Popcorn .75c

Total $6.95.

Just crazy.

You're supposed to sneak your snacks in! And when your movie is over, go see another one! You have to stick it to the man.
 
There are are these few 12-year-olds walking past my house, girl and two boys. They have got to the age where they think they are teenagers, and all grown-up and adult, and playing with each other on weekends. They are showing off this belief of being all mature to everybody by screaming in their cute British accents in their high voices. I am continuously hearing them for about 5 minutes now, and yet they are walking away. So bloody annoying.
 
I recently aquired a £50 note, and nowhere will take it. Not McDonalds, not the golf course, not the pub... what's the point in having them if no-one will take them?
 
My wife would p**p her pants in fear of being caught!

But it's easy, just find something that can easily fit in a pocket or a purse, put it in, go in to movie theater, and poof, you have successfully snuck a snack into a Movie theater.
 
But it's easy, just find something that can easily fit in a pocket or a purse, put it in, go in to movie theater, and poof, you have successfully snuck a snack into a Movie theater.

It's two movies on one ticket that scares her. As for snacks, popcorn is part of the movie experience. At home I will eat anything, but at the movies it has to be popcorn - with plenty of butter.
 
SPIDERS! Really, what the hell good do they serve other than dropping on my desk and scaring the hell out of me?!
 
So fill her purse with popcorn.

Seriously. Just microwave some up and put it in a paper bag, and then into her purse. The whole place smells off popcorn as is, so I don't think they'd suspect you.

I know it's summertime, but with long sleeves and pant legs, sneaking in sodas and such is pretty easy as well.
 
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