Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!

[Ansar]

If your answer is not "at home", your home theatre system is just too wimpy.

Perhaps we like to use our space for other things?

 

[Kozmos]

Well the last evening was okay for the most part. The gals and I went to drink in a park before going to the club and that was rather fun since they both got a little tipsy and we drank a couple of shots for Heath Ledger.

Afterward we went to that techno club where I stuck out like a .22 caliber bullet in a .45 caliber ammo box. That's because I'm an unshaven metalhead with long hair while everyone is else those fancy people with shirts, gelled up hair and supersaiyan haircuts. Soon one of my friends left and the other got mixed with the crowd. So that left me all alone in a unknown environment. The girls there were highly immature and I suspect on drugs, either speed or weed. I wanted to head home but then a horrible rain started and was forced to stay there for another hour.

In the meantime I finally caught up with the ex who invited to this thing and I came to the realization she was using speed. Now I want to hate her because I pretty much despise everyone who's using drugs above marijuana. That's not all however, she also has the cancer which she told me about a couple of days ago when she broke down and cried on me. It's just making me miserable to see her self-destruct like that knowing I cant do anything to help her because she is stubborn and would never listen.

My life become such a drama show in less then a week. Goddammit.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

SPIDERS! Really, what the hell good do they serve other than dropping on my desk and scaring the hell out of me?!

1. They eat insects.

2. They scare my girlfriend, making her temporarily stop giving me crap about the stuff that scares me.

 

[bhsup]

Praying mantises eat insects as well, and they don't freak me out like spiders. I really bashed my knee hard yesterday against the side of my desk as I flew backwards in a panic. It's still a bit sore.

I'd love to see all the spiders replaced by something else.

 

[salty mud]

I'm another self confessed spider-hater. I absoloutly hate the critters.

Even not so big ones send shivers down my spine. I'm fine with tiny, little spiders though.

 

[jeps]

i greatly detest mosquitos. i like spiders and bats for eating said mosquitos.

 

[salty mud]

I'm in a problem. And yes, it involves a girl.

My friends sister, quite simply put, is stunning. Unfortunately there is an age gap - not enough to cause embarrasement or unnecessary problems, or to make me a pedophile, but enough to look 'dodgy' to some people. When I am mid way through university, she'll just be starting college. Is this... funny?

 

[Kozmos]

In numbers if you can? Though if I figure it right both me and my friend were in a similar situation. For me it turned badly, for him it turned out great. (he's still with her)

 

[Rossiya]

I'm in a problem. And yes, it involves a girl.

My friends sister, quite simply put, is stunning. Unfortunately there is an age gap - not enough to cause embarrasement or unnecessary problems, or to make me a pedophile, but enough to look 'dodgy' to some people. When I am mid way through university, she'll just be starting college. Is this... funny?

I would only consider girls one year below you. Personal preference of course. It's worth reiterating that any girl more than one year below you could cause reputation damage.

 

[salty mud]

To be honest, I couldn't care what people think. I think if people like me, they won't think less of me for doing such a thing.

I don't really have a reputation to damage, anyway.

 

[jeps]

I'm in a problem. And yes, it involves a girl.

My friends sister, quite simply put, is stunning. Unfortunately there is an age gap - not enough to cause embarrasement or unnecessary problems, or to make me a pedophile, but enough to look 'dodgy' to some people. When I am mid way through university, she'll just be starting college. Is this... funny?

let s represent YOUR age
let g represent HER age.

Does G=1/2S+7?
Does S=2(G-7)?

if yes to both, go for it!

 

[salty mud]

What the hell is that piece-of-crap equation?

P.S, it's yes to one, no to the other.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

let s represent YOUR age
let g represent HER age.

Does G=1/2S+7?
Does S=2(G-7)?

if yes to both, go for it!

That should definitley be on a Snapple cap.


I rant that some of my new music files got corrupted! Nyaahh!!!

 

[Mirc]

I'm in a problem. And yes, it involves a girl.

My friends sister, quite simply put, is stunning. Unfortunately there is an age gap - not enough to cause embarrasement or unnecessary problems, or to make me a pedophile, but enough to look 'dodgy' to some people. When I am mid way through university, she'll just be starting college. Is this... funny?

You are 15. Unless if she is, like, what, below 10, that's not much of a gap at all. My father is 10 years older than my mother, and they met when she was 19.

I find it so funny how people go by rules when it comes to ages.

The "half the age plus 7" rule is huge BS, IMO. I could make up a lot of rules like that. Does that mean that in salty mud's case, he can only date girls that are either less than 6 months younger than him, or older than him?

 

[salty mud]

You are 15. Unless if she is, like, what, below 10, that's not much of a gap at all. My father is 10 years older than my mother, and they met when she was 19.

I find it so funny how people go by rules when it comes to ages.

The "half the age plus 7" rule is huge BS, IMO. I could make up a lot of rules like that. Does that mean that in salty mud's case, he can only date girls that are either less than 6 months younger than him, or older than him?

Like I said in my other post, I'm not going to be influenced by what other morons say/do about my life. If I like a girl, and she likes me, then why not go for it? It might be cool for her to be seen with an older person anyway.

And no, she isn't below 10. Her older brother is a good friend of mine, so it's not too bad to start off with.

 

[Rossiya]

You are 15. Unless if she is, like, what, below 10, that's not much of a gap at all. My father is 10 years older than my mother, and they met when she was 19.

I find it so funny how people go by rules when it comes to ages.

The "half the age plus 7" rule is huge BS, IMO. I could make up a lot of rules like that. Does that mean that in salty mud's case, he can only date girls that are either less than 6 months younger than him, or older than him?

I respect that your dad met your mum at that age, but do you think that people in 80s (?) Romania have the same outlook on these sorts of things as people in 00s Britain?

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Her older brother is a good friend of mine, so it's not too bad to start off with.

Are you sure he's cool with it? Sometimes older brothers can be very protective, especially when they know the guy.

 

[Mirc]

I respect that your dad met your mum at that age, but do you think that people in 80s (?) Romania have the same outlook on these sorts of things as people in 00s Britain?

Well no, I don't even think people in Britain today have the saem outlook on these sorts of things as they do today around here.

But then again, do you think it's in any way backwards that I think it's perfectly fine for a man to marry a woman that's 10 years younger than him (at that age I mean, not when they are 104 and 94)?

 

[Rossiya]

Well no, I don't even think people in Britain today have the saem outlook on these sorts of things as they do today around here.

But then again, do you think it's in any way backwards that I think it's perfectly fine for a man to marry a woman that's 10 years younger than him (at that age I mean, not when they are 104 and 94)?

Do I think it's backward? Mmm, I'm not a believer of calling things "backward" or "uncivilised" or anything. I see things that some people might call "backward" as simply of being of another culture. In no way do I deem things of another culture derogatorily. It's simply differences in culture, in the same way that the English say "black and white", while Italians say "white and black".

 

[salty mud]

Are you sure he's cool with it? Sometimes older brothers can be very protective, especially when they know the guy.

No, he would be fine with it I think. After all, he was the one who introduced us.

I hope he's happy with it: he's a lot taller and bigger than me.