Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!

How could 'fall' ever be used as a proper noun? It makes me very angry.
 
There are far more rants than raves. This makes me feel sorry for the entire human species.
 
There are far more rants than raves. This makes me feel sorry for the entire human species.

People are more likely to remember bad things than good things, hence more rants than raves.

Half the rants are really raves and half the raves are really rants, anyways.
 
Lost a guy at the base today.
We got called as we were leaving for the evening and arrived at the scene less than 4 minutes later for a 'faint with loss of consciousness'.
Turned out he was already blue when we arrived and 45 minutes of CPR and 20mg of Adrenaline wasn't enough to bring him back.
35 years old, a bit young IMO.
S**t happens, but I feel bad for his work buddies and I'm mad at them for not even attempting some basic CPR while we were on the way.
 
What happened to him?

Not sure yet (need an autopsy for that), probably a ruptured aneurysm in the brain or a catastrophic heart failure.
He was just cleaning his desk when he apparently 'dropped dead'.
 
I just know some dumbass kid is going to get me and my entire class thrown in Chinese jail. :shake: Midnight Express here I come. :scared:
 
I just know some dumbass kid is going to get me and my entire class thrown in Chinese jail. :shake: Midnight Express here I come. :scared:

Me no understand.

I've got an exam tommorow... I don't think I can take much more of this. Thank GOD it is the last one (well... until January 12th. :()
 
Me no understand.
OK basically, Billy Hayes gets caught with some hash on a train in Turkey, and he gets like 25 years in Turkish prison. And Turkish prison is no place to be.
 
There was a cockroach in our room early morning around 5:30 and me and my roommate freaked out, I killed it, but then we were too unmanly to take it out, so we tried to sweep it out, and it was slow going, eventually someone came by and asked us what was going on because we kept shrieking loudly, and he removed the cockroach. I feel emasculated.
 
It snowed, it's winter. De facto.

Agreed. Screw the solstice, winter starts whenever it first snows.

OK basically, Billy Hayes gets caught with some hash on a train in Turkey, and he gets like 25 years in Turkish prison. And Turkish prison is no place to be.

So, the kid's gonna do something illegal in China? What? :lol:

Also, I rant that I slipped on some ice whilst walking home from the bus stop. It hurt a bit. It was nothing bad, and only hurt for a few minutes, but I want something to rant about. :mad:
 
So, the kid's gonna do something illegal in China? What? :lol:
Pretty much yeah. Prolly something related to drugs. And in communist China, that's not exactly a "call your parents and send you home" type thing.
 
And Turkish prison is no place to be.
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Pretty much yeah. Prolly something related to drugs. And in communist China, that's not exactly a "call your parents and send you home" type thing.

In Communist China, Parents Call YOU!
 
it's been snowing all day, and we've been below zero since about sunday morning. I got into a fender bender this morning because people freak out when they drive up here in the snow. And my company is going to be doing layoffs. They need to move minneapolis-st paul to a warmer cliamte, and I need to make it through another round of layoffs...
 
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