Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination

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Well I finally broken up with the black haired girl. Did it the real classy way too. Via SMS. Technology for the win. Now nothing is stopping me from doing the blonde in the kinkiest ways possible.
 
I do!!!!!!!!!
 
A lot of non-Canadians know the true meaning of winter. Floridians such as yourself have no idea what-so-ever.
Well, of course we don't.

But well, you know, if Phlegmak, someone who's from the Northeast, wishes for snow for 40 hours (an overexaggeration, nonetheless, but get's the point across), and a Canadian is correcting him, not even people from the Northern US know about true winter. D:
 
I don't know true winter, it never snows that much and usually stays in the 40's and 50's for most of the winter. :p
 
Rant: Meh, day has just randomly sucked. No, I won't talk about it.
 
Well I finally broken up with the black haired girl. Did it the real classy way too. Via SMS. Technology for the win. Now nothing is stopping me from doing the blonde in the kinkiest ways possible.

Good! Make sure to keep copious amounts of updates on your relationship status flowing please!!
 
I thought I knew the meaning of true winter until just last week. We received mountains of snow and now have temperatures in the teens (not counting the wind chill).

i wish we had teens...
 
I was playing some floor hockey and one of the damn hockey sticks gave me a small splinter on my hand. I washed it out with soap but I think it got infected anyway. :(
 
So, I was on my horse in the Holy Land and had this Turk in my sight...
he was SO weakly armored compared to me and my heavily-laden steed, and I was all like, "Oh man, I am SO going to run you down like grass underfoot!"

So I lower my lance and charge him, but right before the warhead makes contact with his leather armor, his mare skirts out of the way and he just kinda circles around and runs...

WTH?!?
Come fight like a man!!!:mad:
 
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