Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination

[Nylan]

It's times like this I wish I had a sibling. There is a silly amount of snow outside and I have no one to play in it with.

That's what wimminz is for

It better not bloody stop snowing until there's at least a foot or I'm punching out the snow God!

Spoiler :

Snow mizer does not approve

 

[Supr49er]

It's times like this I wish I had a sibling. There is a silly amount of snow outside and I have no one to play in it with.

That's what wimminz is for

Wimmenz are much more fun to play with indoors in the winter.

 

[Phlegmak]

This isn't a rant, but I don't feel like making a thread about this little topic:

I just went to Lucky's in Stamford, CT. Lucky's a 50s style diner place. On the menu they had French Fries and French Dip (the sandwich), except the names were changed. They were named American Fries and American Dip respectively. My reaction:

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Rantus Unus:

There's a new girl on our bus that apparently thinks she has the right to blast her crappy music. THERE'S A GODDAMN PROBLEM IF PEOPLE ARE TELLING YOU TO TURN IT DOWN WHEN THEY CAN HEAR IT HALFWAY UP THE GODDAMN BUS. TURN YOUR CRAPPY MARIAH CAREY (Churchill, if you like Mariah Carey, I will question your manhood) OFF. IT SUCKS, AND NOBODY WANTS TO FRIGGIN' HEAR IT.

Rantus Duo:

There's a new kid in my Study Hall.

HE'S A GODDAMN SNIFFER. JUST WHAT I FRIGGIN' NEED. ANOTHER SNIFFER IN MY GODDAMN EAR.

Rantus Tres:

I have an English poem to do and I still have no ideas on what to do.

 

[Sidhe]

I don't know where you are, but in the North East of England there will be up to 20 inches of snow! Bring it on, *******!!!

Far South of England, we've had it it's going to be pitifully short lived. Where's my brass knuckles.

Spoiler :

Snow mizer does not approve

I reckon I can take him, need a flame thrower.

 

[salty mud]

Where has the snow gone!? Come back, before I get angry!

 

[Ulyaoth]

I wanna switch majors, but I've already wasted 2 semesters in now(well, semester just started but I can't get a refund so no point in withdrawing or anything) since there's no damn hot girls in any of my classes. There's only one girl in any of my classes related to my major, who's ugly. Last semester there was 2 kinda cute spanish girls but I'm not interested. Hell even in my other classes, english and math and such, there's only maybe 3-5 hot girls, my school sucks.

Also, I could have won $1000 if the stupid Cardinals got a safety in that last drive like they almost did instead of letting the Steelers go and get a touchdown, instead I only win $400, damn you Warner!

 

[Annex]

I wanna switch majors, but I've already wasted 2 semesters in now(well, semester just started but I can't get a refund so no point in withdrawing or anything) since there's no damn hot girls in any of my classes. There's only one girl in any of my classes related to my major, who's ugly. Last semester there was 2 kinda cute spanish girls but I'm not interested. Hell even in my other classes, english and math and such, there's only maybe 3-5 hot girls, my school sucks.

Also, I could have won $1000 if the stupid Cardinals got a safety in that last drive like they almost did instead of letting the Steelers go and get a touchdown, instead I only win $400, damn you Warner!

What is the ratio at your school?

 

[Ulyaoth]

I don't know. I'm in mechanical engineering so obviously, there's going to be more guys than girls in my classes except for the like english and history classes, where it's about 1:1, issue is it's a cheap state school where all the dumb ugly girls go when they can't afford to go away. I mean there's some really hot girls of course, they're just never in my classes for some reason, and I need something pretty to stare at in class.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Build a snowman, sing to it in a falsetto voice and it might come to life and take you on a magical flying trip over the English countryside

Don't forget the old silk hat. That's key.

 

[Nylan]

Where has the snow gone!? Come back, before I get angry!

I think I can answer that:

I reckon I can take him, need a flame thrower.

 

[hossam]

feminism is such a bs hypocritical movement.
at my job they only put guys in the back( doing dishes and marinating the chicken, gross and unpleasant work) and they only let the girls car hop so they make all the tips while im stuck in the back doing some nasty dishes. how come we dont here any women complaining about never getting to work in the back? and ive been told since i was wee lad that men make more money than woman in the workplace, well thats BS because only the women are allowed to be car hops so only they make tips.

feminism is BS

 

[Red Door]

I found out that I really do not work well on 4 hours of sleep.

 

[Dachs]

I am having the exact same friggin' argument on why counterfactuals are valid on two different forums. Jeez, people.

I found out that I really do not work well on 4 hours of sleep.

Nancy boy.

 

[Red Door]

Nancy boy.

Yeah, so? Some of us need the beauty rest. Or at least less Mountain Dew.

 

[PeteAtoms]

feminism is such a bs hypocritical movement.
at my job they only put guys in the back( doing dishes and marinating the chicken, gross and unpleasant work) and they only let the girls car hop so they make all the tips while im stuck in the back doing some nasty dishes. how come we dont here any women complaining about never getting to work in the back? and ive been told since i was wee lad that men make more money than woman in the workplace, well thats BS because only the women are allowed to be car hops so only they make tips.

feminism is BS

It's so funny you mentioned this, I just watched "Reservoir Dogs," and the scene at the beginning about tipping the waitress is hilarious. If you haven't seen it, one guy doesn't want to tip someone for doing their job, while everyone else says that waitressing is one of the only jobs a single mom can support a family on. You should check it out, here is a youtube link to the scene.

to keep it legal, rant:

Feminism is BS Not too long ago, I met a ******** who also believed in 'women and children first.' Complete hypocrisy like that pisses me off.

 

[Mowque]

I am having the exact same friggin' argument on why counterfactuals are valid on two different forums.

Don't give up the fight Dachs..the rest of us Alt-History fans are thankful

 

[Ace of Gold]

I found out that I really do not work well on 4 hours of sleep.

You got 4 hours of sleep? Lucky.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

I found out that I really do not work well on 4 hours of sleep.

Neither do I.

 

[Mad Man]

I just found out that D'Artagnan59 can't read minds!