Random Rants XII: It's Alright To Cry

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D'Artagnan59 said:
Old Rant:

Apparently, hypocrisy and double standards are the new form of corruption. There's an aristocratic system on our bus. Basically, if you're more popular on the bus, you're treated better. And guess what? The "head aristocrat" is the bully who's been taking my seat all this time. He manipulates the rules to please himself. One of the other "aristocrats" doesn't let me sleep. If I even have my eyes closed for one second, he'll take my hood down and scream in my ear as loud as he can. So what does this go into?

Anyways, Tuesday, I decided to wake up a kid who was still sleeping because we were at school. He is part of the aristocracy on my bus (I used to be part of it, but that was only because the kids one grade below promoted me) I then wake him up. The bully goes "Let him sleep."

This pisses me off, considering he never sticks up for me when a guy SCREAMS IN MY GODDAMN EAR every time I close my eyes/he catches me sleeping. Then, I realized, "Of course he won't stick up for you, ******. He's bullying you."

I'll beat him until he's bleeding and/or crying.
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I have a solution be cooler and don't refer to popular to cool people as aristocracy.
 
I have a better solution: be so sexy that the bully begins to question his own sexuality. The uncertainty and the forbidden desire will tear him apart, until he finally snaps and runs away with some Latin American guy in a pink tank-top named Raul. (The guy is called Raul, not the tank-top. That's called Carlos.) Then you can have your seat back!

SEXINESS IS THE ANSWER AS ALWAYS

Anyway, my rant is that some of the little birds in our garden at home might have been killed by the cold. :(
 
I hate sexy womens that I most likely wouldn't be able to get at...

Like this hot woman cop at the campus police in my school, I'm too cheap to buy a parking pass so I get a temp everyday from there, and she's just so damn hot in that uniform and everything... :cry:
 
Ulyaoth said:
I hate sexy womens that I most likely wouldn't be able to get at...

Like this hot woman cop at the campus police in my school, I'm too cheap to buy a parking pass so I get a temp everyday from there, and she's just so damn hot in that uniform and everything... :cry:
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offer to pay your fines in sexual favors, maybe itll work.

and dargantan either fight the bully or STFU you have been whining about him for a long time now, so do something about or accept your fate.
 
D'Artagnan59 said:
Most of them aren't cool anyways. Just on their bus.

Also, WHY THE HELL IS MY SCHOOL THE ONLY ONE IN THE GODDAMN COUNTRY TO GO TO SCHOOL ON PRESIDENT'S DAY?

Tell me it's not me.
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We go to school on President's Day, Queen's Birthday, St Georges Day, Chav's Day... you name it. Think yourself lucky.
 
D'Artagnan59 said:
Most of them aren't cool anyways. Just on their bus.

Also, WHY THE HELL IS MY SCHOOL THE ONLY ONE IN THE GODDAMN COUNTRY TO GO TO SCHOOL ON PRESIDENT'S DAY?

Tell me it's not me.
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try that thing called work....you don't even get summer off :eek::eek:
 
salty mud said:
We go to school on President's Day, Queen's Birthday, St Georges Day, Chav's Day... you name it. Think yourself lucky.
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You're in Britain. Britain =/= America. Out of all 100,000 public schools in the USA, I have to go to the one that goes to school on President's Day.

Mowque said:
try that thing called work....you don't even get summer off :eek::eek:
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Yeah, at least you get money.

In school, you sit around writing for seven hours and have to work even MORE at home, and YOU DON'T EVEN GET PAID ONE CENT.
 
D'Artagnan59 said:
You're in Britain. Britain =/= America. Out of all 100,000 public schools in the USA, I have to go to the one that goes to school on President's Day.



Yeah, at least you get money.

In school, you sit around writing for seven hours and have to work even MORE at home, and YOU DON'T EVEN GET PAID ONE CENT.
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D'art -

Shut the hell up.

PLEASE.
 
D'Artagnan59 said:
Yeah, at least you get money.

In school, you sit around writing for seven hours and have to work even MORE at home, and YOU DON'T EVEN GET PAID ONE CENT.
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You also don't really have to pay for anything.
 
Mowque said:
Cause it was stupid? Can't say the Democrats didn't do SOMETHING for mankind
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Rickrolling was already an old meme. Macy's Day Parade already ruined most of the fun.

And Pelosi EXPLAINED the whole thing. You don't say "Don't know why you're seeing Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up video? Google "rick roll." You just get Rickrolled.

For Christ's sake, it's that simple. Old memes, or memes in general, should not be taken into real life.

Gogf said:
It's called learning, and it's important.
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Ah, learning.

But then again, my view was just teenage angst.
 
Except that education is a joke. I'm in college now and I'm still amazed at the stupidity of the courses and the kids in them. Oh well, can't complain about free good grades so I can hopefully go somewhere where I'll learn something or at least be interested than this crappy state school.
 
For every sweet girl there is some lucky bastard who was faster than you.
 
Hmm, you strive to get the girl you want for so long, and then if you do get her, after a while you do something so stupid without realizing it that you lose that girl in the end.

Trust me, it's a lot better wanting the girl and not getting her than wanting, getting, and losing.
 
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